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The 4chan Musical:
Opening: /b/ walks onstage and announces:
"BAM! TO BEHOLD, A PUBLIC BULLETIN BOARD, BUILT OF BOTH BRILLIANCE AND BARBARITY BY BASTARDS WITH BONERS. THIS BASTION, NO MERE BULWARK OF BOREDOM, IS A BRUTAL BARRAGE OF BLISTERING BULLSHIT, BARELY BENEVOLENT... BUT BEHIND THE BIGOTRY AND BOOBS, BEYOND THE BITTER BROADCASTS OF BRAGGING BUFFOONS: HERE BE THE BODY POLITIC. A BROTHERHOOD OF BLASPHEMY, BLESSED WITH MORE BALLS THAN BRAINS, BATTLING THE BLAND, THE BOGUS, THE BENIGN. BEDLAM? BRING IT ON. BUT I BABBLE.... BETTER TO BE BRIEF. YOU MAY CALL ME /B/."
/b/ exits, and the show begins.
<Note: While each major performance happens, in the background there are quickly rising and falling incidents of the following, distracting and detracting from the main action: Bestiality, CP, Loli, DolphinPENIS, Splatter, Gay Sex, Cam Whores, and many more. >
Enter: Pedobear
SONG: "Bring me your children, your Loli, your CP"
While singing, he is surrounded by a group of ANONYMOUS' chanting, "Pedo Pedo Pedo!" and, "WATCH OUT FOR THE 4CHAN PARTY VAN!"
A door decends from the ceiling next to Pedobear.
"KNOCK KNOCK, 4CHAN PARTY VAN"
"OH SHI---"
"J/K 4CHAN PARTY VAN"
Fade to Black
