>>206643the entire site needs to be made out of flash.
must take forever to load.
there's no way to skip intro.
intro must be some long song from an annoying japanese girl rock band.
weeaboo images rendered with the internal rendering engine.
models need to be extremely high poly but have hardly any detail.
horribly mapped low quality textures (bonus points for water marks).
animation rigged models that deform terribly and no walk sequence (just have the models slide around).
unnatural movements using constants rather than curves.
Submit to Pixar and complain when they reject it.