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Welcome to Oldfriend Archive, the official 4chan archive of the NSA. Hosting ~170M text-only 2003-2014 4chan posts (mostly 2006-2008).
Hi, /a/. Here's something I've put together to brighten your day (hopefully). It took a lot longer than I thought but at least Christmas isn't completely over yet. Brace for second-rate original content. By the way, the story goes up to TCC42.jpg to give you a rough idea of length. And now, we begin.
KоG here. If you were here yesterday (aka about 10 hours ago), you will know that there was a moderator on /a/ making musical sticky threads. The moderator was banning me and anybody who put my name in their comments even while there was Accelspammer (or Reisen spammer, whatever) spamming his own thread and multiple porn and off-topic threads on the front page of /a/. He continued to ban me for well over 3 hours; I racked up a grand total of 117 bans last night (second place behind mid-2008 when I got 173 bans in one day). From what I can tell from all the CP = lolicon threads on /a/, the mod is NOT here at the moment (it'd be funny if this thread 404'D and all the threads talking about CP stayed, though). I went on the IRC last night and talked with a moderator. The new mod is apparently named "Julian" and is really pissed off at me for trying to ruin his little Yuno thread. I was told that new measures will be put in place in 2012 to stop GET faggotry, although I was banned from the chatroom when asked what they would be.
So yeah, I'm not sure how long this thread is going to be up on /a/, so ask me questions until then.
Foolish mortals, how about a Shadow Game? Don't be afraid, we are only wagering our souls. Come now, /a/, do you have what it takes to take on the very thing that lurks in the dark...?
