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Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 01:30:50 No.11395045 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>11395243 >>11395249

>tfw finding out long distance girlfriend of 2 years is actually a man

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 02:06:20 No.11395158 Report

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I enjoy being a girl online.
It's nite really pretending. It feels different.
I always ensure I just want to be friends though. It's surprising how people act when talking to me when I'm in that persona.

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Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 02:06:45 No.11395159 Report

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literally this time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 02:07:03 No.11395161 Report

Quoted By: >>11395177 >>11395182

>>11395136
They?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 02:11:41 No.11395177 Report

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>>11395161
I'm not op, but "they" can be singular. Kind of. gender neutral alternative to 'he' or 'she'.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 02:13:06 No.11395182 Report

Quoted By: >>11395194

>>11395161
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singular_they
English's least retarded gender-neutral personal pronoun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 02:15:21 No.11395194 Report

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>>11395182
>tfw your native language has no gender-neutral personal pronoun

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 02:17:00 No.11395201 Report

Quoted By: >>11395220

I remember a story where a teen girl slutted around on chat with a guy. Then she found out it was an old 40year old creep with 2 kids and a wife. Then she started flirting with some hot guy and this creep got jealous and killed the guy. At the court he found out that the teen slut was actually her mother who used her daughters pic to seduce men on the internet
True story
I hope you feel better OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 02:19:19 No.11395212 Report

Quoted By: >>11395215 >>11395216 >>11395254 >>11395271 >>11395277 >>11395286

>>11395153
call me pathetic, cause maybe I am... changed the names to stay anonymous

9:00 PM - Me: I'm not giving up on you ----
9:00 PM - Me: ever
9:00 PM - Her: I don't want to do this...
9:01 PM - Me: then don't
9:01 PM - Her: but I give up on you
9:01 PM - Me: what do you mean?
9:01 PM - Her: I love you...
9:01 PM - Her: but
9:01 PM - Me: dont fucking do this ----
9:01 PM - Me: please
9:01 PM - Her: I don't want to...
9:01 PM - Me: I dont want to live without you....
9:01 PM - Me: please...
9:01 PM - Her: ...
9:01 PM - Me: don't...
9:02 PM - Her: What if I'm a man
9:02 PM - Her: would that change it
9:02 PM - Her: would you leave thne
9:02 PM - Her: if I said that/
9:02 PM - Me: honestly... at this point I wouldn't even care....
9:02 PM - Me: that's how much I love you...
9:02 PM - Her: why...
9:03 PM - Me: it's not something I could ever explain...
9:03 PM - Me: I just do
9:03 PM - Me: and it won't change
9:03 PM - Her: well what if I was a completley straight man?
9:03 PM - Her: then waht???
9:03 PM - Her: what*
9:04 PM - Me: still wouldn't change the way I feel about you
9:04 PM - Me: are you?
9:04 PM - Her: maybe I am
9:04 PM - Me: then why go on with that for so long?
9:04 PM - Her: idk...
9:04 PM - Me: please just be honest with me
9:05 PM - Me: are you?
9:05 PM - Her: what do you think?
9:05 PM - Her: in all honesty?
9:05 PM - Me: I don't know what to think
9:06 PM - Me: I just know that I'm in love you...
9:06 PM - Me: whoever you may be
9:06 PM - Me: I love you
9:06 PM - Her: well... bromance atleast?
9:06 PM - Me: what are you saying?
9:07 PM - Her: maybe I am a man

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 02:20:06 No.11395215 Report

Quoted By: >>11395254 >>11395271

>>11395212
9:07 PM - Her: but if I was, I sure wouldn't be gay
9:07 PM - Me: well this hurts...
9:07 PM - Me: I don't know what to do with myself...
9:08 PM - Her: what do you mean?
9:08 PM - Me: tell me, why would you pretend to be in love with me for so long?
9:08 PM - Her: maybe I forgot I was pretending...
9:08 PM - Her: maybe in my mind it was real...
9:09 PM - Me: this has to be the worst moment of my life right now...
9:09 PM - Her: how do you think I feel
9:09 PM - Her: after 2 years
9:09 PM - Her: you think I'd be trolling you, or pretending after 2 years?
9:09 PM - Me: I dont know what the fuck to do...
9:10 PM - Her: sorry just isn't something that has meaning right now...
9:10 PM - Her: otherwise I'd say sorry
9:10 PM - Her: honestly
9:10 PM - Her: you've been the best friend I've ever had
9:10 PM - Her: and one of my only friends

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 02:20:26 No.11395216 Report

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>>>>11395212
THIS SHIT IS PURE GOLD MAN

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 02:21:44 No.11395220 Report

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>>11395201
This reminds me of that story where a girl dressed up as three different boys and seduced her three closest friends. Apparently she kept this going for quite a while, and even slept with some, if not all, of them.

So yeah, OP, you're a bit of an idiot. But hey, it could be worse?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 02:23:19 No.11395224 Report

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>bromance atleast?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 02:24:12 No.11395227 Report

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>What if I'm a man

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 02:26:34 No.11395233 Report

Quoted By: >>11395241 >>11395275

i had a friend on xbox live.
i talked to him a lot in the 3 years.
then i was away for 1 year and all of a sudden he is gone.
i talk to the others and they are like "yeah he lied to us about everything".

i asked myself why would someone do this?
we had a ton of fun together and stuff.
i guess it's kinda fun to see how much of your bullshit someone is gonna believe.

anyway one of the people i knew online was at that guy's place several times even though they live in 2 different countries.

he talked with that guy's mom about stuff and that's when he found out that her son had lied to us for all those years

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 02:28:41 No.11395241 Report

Quoted By: >>11395246

>>11395233
You didn't actually say what he did or lied about.

Oki-J

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Oki-J Sat 05 Jan 2013 02:29:00 No.11395243 Report

Quoted By: >>11395268

>>11395045
So your distance girlfrind has got a dick. If you're not gay, you may want to keep her in a friend zone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 02:29:46 No.11395246 Report

Quoted By: >>11395275

>>11395241
everything he told us.
everything we know about.
he basically pretended to be someone else.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 02:29:51 No.11395249 Report

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>>11395045
Requesting more on the logs OP, i want to see how the conversation went after he told you he was a dude.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 02:30:37 No.11395254 Report

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>>11395212
>>11395215
How the hell is this even possible?
2 years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 02:31:28 No.11395258 Report

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well, (s)he didn't say she was DEFINITELY a man.
(s)he just said she was maybe a man.

there's still hope!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 02:33:00 No.11395263 Report

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Ask her/him to post pic with timestamp

Oki-J

Not gay

Oki-J Sat 05 Jan 2013 02:33:18 No.11395268 Report

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>>11395243
And you're not gay if you had virtual sex with her. You could not know that she was a man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 02:34:02 No.11395271 Report

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>>11395215
>>11395212

omg this is so good i don't nkow if i am suppossed to laugh or cry

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 02:34:40 No.11395275 Report

Quoted By: >>11395282 >>11395283

>>11395233
>>11395246
That's not that bad. Sad, yeah. But it's not nearly as bad as what happened to OP.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 02:35:02 No.11395277 Report

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>>11395212
Um...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 02:35:58 No.11395282 Report

Quoted By: >>11395285

>>11395275
imagine how many times OP told to his friends he was 'dating' a girl over the internet.

so much possibilities in 2 years man, that must feel awful,...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 02:36:15 No.11395283 Report

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>>11395275
never said it was.

i didn't care much about it.
i just wondered why he did it.

also gaming was a lot of fun with him but he deleted his acc or something after that

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 02:36:47 No.11395285 Report

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>>11395282
lol that makes it even funnier

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 02:37:32 No.11395286 Report

Quoted By: >>11395336

>>11395212
The only thing that really comes to mind is how beta you are.
You are to beta what god is to man.
You are... the omega of all beta.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 02:38:57 No.11395291 Report

Quoted By: >>11395300

04/01/2013 -
The day OP discovered he's been a faggot for 2 years without even knowing it.

>inb4 01/04 amerifags

Oki-J

Oki-J Sat 05 Jan 2013 02:40:50 No.11395300 Report

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>>11395291
He could not know that she has got a dick. Usually girls have got a vagina.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 02:41:13 No.11395304 Report

Quoted By: >>11395311 >>11395329

I went through that once. I felt like the biggest fucking moron on the planet, and it really sucked. Just forget about the guy, it's the only way. You don't want to be gay you're just emotionally destroyed right now.

Oki-J

Oki-J Sat 05 Jan 2013 02:43:00 No.11395311 Report

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>>11395304
I agree.

Oki-J

Oki-J Sat 05 Jan 2013 02:44:30 No.11395315 Report

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>>1139531

>>You don't want to be gay you're just emotionally destroyed right now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 02:46:40 No.11395329 Report

Quoted By: >>11395368 >>11395426

>>11395304
I'm not gay, but I just can't get rid of the feelings I had. feels like something's still occupying my heart...

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Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 02:46:49 No.11395332 Report

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Oh god, please someone archive this !

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 02:47:23 No.11395334 Report

Quoted By: >>11395343 >>11395372 >>11395376

OH GOD IT REALLY IS YOU. I KNOW OP. I KNOW WHO HE'S TALKING ABOUT.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 02:47:39 No.11395336 Report

Quoted By: >>11395391

>>11395286
you understand by saying you are to beta what god is man means that we are God is beta to us

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 02:47:45 No.11395337 Report

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>>11395084
>so I waited all that time in hopes that they would get over the "shyness".
I just want you to know that some chicks really are that shy, and shyness to that degree doesn't instantly mean "MAN". I was one of them. For many years, I'd hide from cameras and voice-chatting programs were pretty stressful. However, I did eventually end up talking to my long-distance boyfriend on the phone, and we even ended up living together for two years. So I guess there was some degree of proof there. I'm just saying... actual extremely shy chicks exist. You aren't dumb for not taking the "shyness" as absolute proof that she was a man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 02:49:04 No.11395343 Report

Quoted By: >>11395364 >>11395376 >>11395446

>>11395334
who am I...?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 02:52:37 No.11395364 Report

Quoted By: >>11395367 >>11395376 >>11395377 >>11395446

>>11395343
Louis !

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 02:53:11 No.11395367 Report

Quoted By: >>11395376 >>11395446

>>11395364
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW ME ??

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 02:53:12 No.11395368 Report

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>>11395329

Yeah, and that something is the thoughts of a person who doesn't even exist. Just don't associate with the guy anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 02:53:44 No.11395372 Report

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>>11395334
I really hope this is really for real, really.

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Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 02:54:01 No.11395376 Report

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>>11395334
>>11395343
>>11395364
>>11395367

Toastin in epic bread

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 02:54:04 No.11395377 Report

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>>11395364
sorry to disappoint you, but that's not my name.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 02:55:38 No.11395387 Report

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Archive available

vote to keep up!

http://chanarchive*org/4chan/adv/66002

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 02:55:52 No.11395391 Report

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>>11395336
>implying that that isn't the joke
>shiggdy

Oki-J

Oki-J Sat 05 Jan 2013 03:01:58 No.11395426 Report

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>>11395329
You're in love to a lie. Do something usefull to get over it. Wash the dishes, read a good book...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Jan 2013 03:06:09 No.11395446 Report

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>>11395364
>>11395343
>>11395367
dat embarrassing samefag

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