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moot Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:01:51 No.11472851 View View Reply Original Report

A girl just asked me out on a date via e-mail!!!!!!!! This is only the second or third time this has happened in 9+ years...

Wat do, /adv/?

Pic related, it's me on a Friday night (sans girl).

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:47:48 No.11474404 Report

Quoted By: >>11474433

go to /r9k/ newfag.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:48:02 No.11474405 Report

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>>11474378
>don'tcha

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:49:54 No.11474411 Report

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>>11474385
Yeah, moot. While you're busy worrying about some virtual cumdumpster, you forget that you've ruined the love lives of some 8 million lonely neckbeards.

:(

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:51:01 No.11474417 Report

Quoted By: >>11474432

>>11473322
But moot why the fuck did you let Activision Blizzard shit on /v/ with their constant, beyond worse than spamming, shitpost encouraging marketing? Why didn't you listen?

Why did you make a STICKY on /vg/ that had it's image read "PRE-ORDER NOW" and still let them post on /v/ to the point where they had 18 (EIGHTFUCKINGTEEN) threads active at a time? How did that happen moot?

Why don't you care for /v/, moot? Are we not worth it? Could you atleast assign a couple more moderators that actually (this is important) care about /v/?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:51:06 No.11474419 Report

Quoted By: >>11474435

>>11474399
fuck you and your subtle differences.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:51:20 No.11474420 Report

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Okay, I think moot finally left for good this time

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:51:59 No.11474422 Report

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moot you could have least told us goodnight

...whore

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:52:00 No.11474423 Report

Quoted By: >>11474428

>>11473316
i hate this pic so much.
it makes me wanna puke blood at those fags.

>we are a gamer couple HURR
>look at us being nerdy DURR
>and the pic is totally not staged HURR

fucking retard generation

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:52:55 No.11474428 Report

Quoted By: >>11474474

>>11474423
You know what's even more retarded? People who talk about the "retard generation" like it's any different than any other generation ever

faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:53:57 No.11474429 Report

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Is someone going to archive this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:55:32 No.11474432 Report

Quoted By: >>11474444

>>11474417
lol go cry somewhere else faggot nobody cares

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:55:40 No.11474433 Report

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>>11474404
implying that's not his fav. board already.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:56:10 No.11474435 Report

Quoted By: >>11474456

>>11474419
fuck you and your nigger eating $50 bills
with this

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:56:38 No.11474437 Report

Quoted By: >>11474459

moot pls pretend i wrote something clever so you have to reply to me

also: you need to watch more adventure time

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:59:16 No.11474444 Report

Quoted By: >>11474462

>>11474432
>I couldn't ignore that one post in a moot thread that had nothing to do with my interests oh no
>oh no I'm choking on dicks help

sage !2PmDKLNHkc

sage !2PmDKLNHkc Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:59:34 No.11474445 Report

Quoted By: >>11474465

>>11472851
Bitches will be you're undoing if you're not careful.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 14:02:28 No.11474456 Report

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>>11474435
that's... that's just foul

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 14:03:09 No.11474458 Report

Quoted By: >>11474466

moot, I would totally go out with you. I'm a real live girl and everything. And I love milkshakes.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 14:03:14 No.11474459 Report

Quoted By: >>11474463

>>11474437
does he watch any adventure time at all?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 14:03:52 No.11474462 Report

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>>11474444
shut up baby penis

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 14:04:03 No.11474463 Report

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>>11474459
no idea.
so even if he doesnt watch it he still needs to watch more

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 14:04:44 No.11474465 Report

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>>11474445
>you're

omg just stop

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 14:05:27 No.11474466 Report

Quoted By: >>11474468 >>11474488

>>11474458
lies

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 14:06:15 No.11474468 Report

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>>11474466
probably a trap

(no offence to trapgirl)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 14:07:44 No.11474472 Report

Quoted By: >>11474475

>>11473322
I remember someone posting the exact same picture and your reply was something along the lines of 'you will never... ;_;'

What has changed?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 14:08:07 No.11474474 Report

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>>11474428
why do you think it's called the retard generation?
because it's like the retarded version of any other generation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 14:08:46 No.11474475 Report

Quoted By: >>11474480 >>11474482

>>11474472
he probably played the game...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 14:10:40 No.11474480 Report

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>>11474475
a lot of people did, then they realized diablo 3 is in fact fucking shit and now no one plays it.
seriously if you go to matchmaking or something you can barely find any people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 14:11:01 No.11474482 Report

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>>11474475
That was already months after it was out. I am pretty sure he played it before.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 14:11:11 No.11474484 Report

Quoted By: >>11474486

Dear Moot, have you asked where she's from? Is she a brasilian? Is there any "hue" in the mail? Watch out, or she'll report you mootykins.

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 14:12:12 No.11474486 Report

Quoted By: >>11474497

>>11474484
i think moot is gone.
how can he even breath without us?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 14:12:49 No.11474488 Report

Quoted By:

>>11474466
I swear, I really love milkshakes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 14:14:21 No.11474489 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473677
I met my wife on OKcupid. legit place if you are smart enough to avoid the trolls. I went from foreveralone to well... foreverstuck...

also, I say let /b/ make you a profile. at least its sure to entertain, if nothing else. Though probably predictable too, I can see the profile image now...

sage !2PmDKLNHkc

sage !2PmDKLNHkc Wed 16 Jan 2013 14:15:26 No.11474494 Report

Quoted By: >>11474506

>>11473265
>implying that making girls pay is a bad thing

This is the 21st century, women do the chasing now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 14:15:46 No.11474497 Report

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>>11474486
Silly moot, i bet his spaghetti is all over the shit now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 14:18:55 No.11474506 Report

Quoted By: >>11474537

>>11474494
>implying

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 14:19:11 No.11474507 Report

Quoted By: >>11474515

chanarchive

.org

/request_votes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 14:19:18 No.11474508 Report

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Is moot's girlfriend on his account trolling us all?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 14:19:56 No.11474510 Report

Quoted By: >>11474523

>>11474251
I miss you moot. I want you back. Can we ever see each other again? I miss the way you held me until I stopped crying. I miss the way you listened to my problems and actually heard what I was saying instead of just nodding along. I miss the way you would slowly caress my back until my stress melted away like a scoop of ice cream down the side of the cone. I wish that we could have what we used to have together before everything fell apart. Do you think we can have that again Chris?

Please Chris. I'll do anything for you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 14:21:53 No.11474515 Report

Quoted By: >>11474520

>>11474507
meh.
what's so archivable about this thread?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 14:23:15 No.11474520 Report

Quoted By:

>>11474515
Are you kidding?
It's been fucking hilarious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 14:23:46 No.11474523 Report

Quoted By:

>>11474510
I lol'd

sage !2PmDKLNHkc

sage !2PmDKLNHkc Wed 16 Jan 2013 14:27:42 No.11474537 Report

Quoted By:

>>11474506
cheap mooching slut detected

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 14:48:26 No.11474607 Report

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Is this thread on autosage now?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 14:49:04 No.11474610 Report

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>>11472851
Quickly Moot, take my hand. There is still some time left, there's still time to remedy all of this.

We have to go save Natalie Portman, an act which will secure your future with her's and lock in a future of Moot-mans that will one day inherit the internet itself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 15:10:26 No.11474676 Report

Quoted By:

>>11474046

Middle. Cop. Red. Sailor. Beatdown Jew bitch

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 15:25:57 No.11474712 Report

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Moot I am disappoint. I thought lifting and getting into great shape would have raised your confidence in yourself to the point where you wouldn't be posting threads like this.

Just go out and do it. If you fail adapt and learn from your mistakes and don't live in the past worrying about your mistakes. Shed any failure that happens and focus on getting better to make a better future for yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 15:27:53 No.11474720 Report

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>/adv/ is my most visited board
>Spent the last 2 hours dicking around on /co/ and /v/
>Missed this thread entirely

Oh god ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 15:30:38 No.11474725 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473078
Mootles' smile is wide and cute. He's objectively attractive.
I'm a nutrition scientist. I can say this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 18:58:09 No.11475155 Report

Quoted By:

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

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