/adv/, I need to know how to break my girlfriend of this weird habit she has.

I came home one day to find her coloring. She had one of those giant coloring pages sprawled out and a 64 pack of Crayolas. I was horrified, but she was just like, "Hi honey," hopped up, gave me a kiss, the usual.

I asked her what she was doing and she just giggled and said she was coloring, that it was something she did when she was bored.

I can't date a girl into something so fucking childish. How can I correct her? I love her and really don't want to leave her, but this is just ridiculous.

/adv/, ask a guy who has lied, used, played, mentally abused women for the soul purpose of taping them having sex anything...

Anti-rage time.

Will text this poor girl whatever you guys want.

ok, so I'm pregnant.

My husband is the father. BUT despite offering another chance to work things out for the sake of the kid he has declined counseling or any involvement. He completely left and doesn't pick up the phone when I call him to tell him about sonograms, etc. Obviously has no love for me or the kid.

In the meantime, I have tons of prenatal bills and things are getting tight. I have an option to move in with my aunt and uncle until the baby is born - but that means moving hours and hours away.

Do I just cut off all ties completely? It means the kid will have no father and I'm not really okay with that for the mental health of the child. And moving just means I cut off all chances of my husband changing his mind.

Am I a complete bitch for giving up after an month and a half of silence or do I need to give him a bit more time? I'm trying to think of the kid, not myself, and what's best for him/her.

ITT: Greentext stories about traumatic childhood events.

>Be 10.
>At Disney World.
>For some reason, I decide to kick a duck (weakly) in the head at Animal Kingdom…I was 10.
>Some old guy sees me do it.
>Follows me around EVERYWHERE for literally 10 or 15 mins yelling at me and my parents.
>Tears streaming down my face.
>Parents mad at me for kicking the damn duck in the first place.
>Never went back to Disney.

I'm 24 now.

Okay, /adv/, I asked a girl out yesterday, and this is how it went down

>greentext is her
regular text is me.

Two days ago, I texted her:

I was wondering if you'd like to hang out tomrrow
>sure i'd love to, where and when?
I think maybe Starbucks, go over to the park after. Uh around 6pm sound good?
>yes, I'll see you there. c:

Yesterday:
We got coffee, talking about random shit, then we got over to the park, sat down on the bench for a bit, then I decided to make a move, but sadly I beta'd like fucking hell and it came out like a waterhose filled with cum.
>i'm sorry, i didn't catch that
I was wondering if you'd like to hang out uh another time again
>oh, sure. but this isn't like an actual date, we're great friends
(FUCKING FRIENDZONED)
hehe, yeah i yeah.

So then she left later, but she left her purse, so I caught up to her, but as she said thanks and grabbed it, her, what I assume was, a dildo fell out.

She blushed and then quickly grabbed it and stuffed it back and then;
>oh, i uh sorry that was uh
>i mean
>the gemstone of voluptuous cashews
>i'm making it for art class
>it's more of an encrusted sceptre (here she went on blabbing quickly very fast for a few seconds)
>but uh, yeah...
>so yeah, thanks for the purse, i'll catch you later

She left, and obviously I have no chance of getting her, but what the fuck happened there. She's 20, she's not a virgin as far as I know but she got so nervous and anxious that moment. Would this be somthing normal, i mean as in making some random shit up?

and she doesn't even take art class...

and she looks like a hooker. I don't want this whore around my big brother. How do I get rid of her? My big brother deserves better than this girl...

AWKWARD SEX STORIES THREAD!

>Getting prepared to watch a football (soccer) match on the tele
>Drinking pre-match pints, getting ready to get pumped up
>Girlfriend desides to just show up, knowing that it's game day
>imokaywiththis.jpg
>3 minutes from kickoff she decides she wants to fuck
>....really bitch?
>Fucking, manage to get her to ignore the tele
>She gets on top with her back to the screen
>She's doing her own thing on top "Ooooohhhh! Oooohhhhh!"
>Whatever, I look around her to the screen while she's bouncing up and down
>Lampard scores
>I throw my hands in the air and go "YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!" uncontrollably.
>Notice what I've done
>Shift my eyes to her tits and try to play it off as me cumming
>She looks at the tele, looks disgusted, tells me to get the fuck out
>Inform her that it's my flat
>She stomps away angrily

20. Pregnant. Having an abortion next week, but can't tell my family, because they will kill me.

What do?

>Girlfriend has little sister.
>Little sister is pregnant.
>Claims I'm the one that got her pregnant.
>Girlfriend believes her.
>Won't talk to me.
>What do.

Bitch is trying to pin her babby on me and my girlfriend believes that slut. I come from a wealthy family so I see what she's trying to do. I've never touched her, what do I do in this situation?