/adv/. What the fuck is wrong with people? Why don't some give one single shit about current affairs?

Today I was talking to a friend of mine about Osama Bin Ladin being killed and this other friend of ours told us that "He did not care at all nor was did it affect him in anyway". I mean what the fuck, you don't have to go crazy-happy like the Americans did but still, not caring AT ALL? It's pretty huge (no matter what one thinks of it).

How can people go through life not caring about anything at all? The only thing I know this guy cares about his fucking stupid dog.,

if an American woman were to go on vacation to some of the stricter islamic countries, could a skirt like this be worn?

I have a question about how to tally my sexual conquest numbers. To date, I've been in a number of 2-girl threesomes, but I keep getting stuck on what "counts" and what doesn't.

Let me know what /adv/ thinks on each of these questions:

1. Does it count if you have sex with one girl in front of another, then fuck the other girl immediately afterward, but without fucking them both simultaneously?

2. Does it count as a threesome if you fuck one and only finger/eat out/get a BJ from the other?

3. Do successive threesomes with the same two girls count as multiple threesomes when tallying your "score" or do the girls have to be different each time for it to increase your total?

4. Special case: Wound up in a 5-some in a hot tub on 4th of July. Only actually penetrated 2 of the girls, but played with all 4 in some fashion. Does this count in your opinion or am I limited to calling it a 3-some with "bonuses"?

Virgin femanon here, any tips on how to properly suck dick? I'm afraid of messing up ;_;

Hey /adv/, so I have a small problem that I would really appreciate some advice on.

So there is this girl I like, and I have liked her for a while now, but the thing is she went out with another good friend of mine for about two years. (I began to have some feelings for her when they were already in a relationship).

A few months ago, she broke up with him. I still talk to both of them. He still has feelings for her, and shows hate towards people who say they like her. (She has had quite a few admirers).

Just wondering /adv/, what should I do in this situation? I like her, but I don't want my friend to hate me. I suppose I could try and not do anything at all and everything would stay the same, but I feel I should at least try you know?

Any help is appreciated.

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Hey everyone. I'm in a huge dilemma.

I've been going out with my girlfriend for 5 years now, we're both 20 and since we started going out, I think I have spent nearly every day with her.
For some time, I haven't really been happy in the relationship, for various reasons.
1) She is quite clingy, wanting to know where I am if i'm not with her, or always wanting to spend time with me.
2) She will get really jealous about other girls, never letting me become friends with the opposite sex.
3) I feel like I never got the chance to explore my sexuality i.e. do the bar scene, be single etc. seeing as throughout the significant years of my adolescence, I was with her. I always find myself wanting to have another girlfriend.

However, I really do love her. She is wonderful. She is quirky and funny, and she really does love me.

I have moved to London now, to university, and she is still living where we came from, but we call eachother every day and talk.

I find myself shifting between states of wanting to be with her, and states of wanting to be single. We've nearly broken up many times, had some huge fights, but we always get back together.
I feel like if i broke up with her now, her heart would break (not being egotistical... she really is THAT intensely in love with me) And I just dont think I could do that to her.

help me /adv/, for I am on the verge of tears

Some time ago I dedicated myself to something. You might call it a skill. I enjoyed it very much and kept training. 2 and a half years have passed and, after spending a considerable amount of money, I realized I fucking suck at it.

I suck at it bad.
I still like it, but I suck so much my hopes have been drained.

does this happen often when you dedicate yourself to something? Or is it abnormal? My motivation has gone down the drain and I feel fucking depressed because I invested a lot of time and money on it. Plus, as I still like it, it sucks to say goodbye.

I wish I had a real passion, something for which my motivation wouldn't evaporate this quickly...

pic unrelated, I just love freckles

She put me in the friendzone. Should I put her in the "never-speak-to-her-again"zone?

Also if I don't speak to her for years and go back to her will it be like approaching her for the first time again? Or will I still be zoned.

Alright /adv/, to make a long story short:

I was in a relationship with a girl, I loved her and it was vice versa but she had a lot of personal issues, and she said she isn't ready for a relationship and can't handle it mentally.

But a week later she had sex with another dude, granted she was extremely drunk but it really hurt me, and I yelled at her and called her a whore.
We're talking again now but fuck I really miss her /adv/, I feel so lonely and inadequate without her and all I think about is her 24 hours a god damned day, it's like a plague.

Tips on how to get over her?

I'm forever butthurt over being circumcised.

Does foreskin restoration work? How long do you have to keep stretching the skin to experience results?

Also, are there any drawbacks to doing this?