>Be a hikikomori
>See on the news Bin Laden is dead
>Go outside to buy snacks, celebrate until I faint
>Wake up
>Dat feel when no more euforia
>Return to isolation mindset
>Bored as hell
>Wat do

Let's have a life-tips thread.

Infographs welcome, but preferably things that have actually helped you.

>Rational Emotive Behavior Therapy
Learn it, it will change your life, I have a prewritten tl:dr version on request.

>Tease women.
Not on sexual terms, and may only apply to college gals, but all of my gal friends LOVE to be lightly teased, especially if they are ticklish.

>Before devoting time and energy to something, ask yourself, will this matter in 2 weeks?
I use this a lot. I only stress about things that will affect me longer than that. Anything else is just a day-to-day item, deal with it and move on.


Pic related.

NOW THIS IS HOW IT"S DONE.

http://video.nationalgeographic.com/video/player/national-geographic-channel/shows/taboo-1/ngc-sexua
l-identity.html

>Am an extreme masochist.
>Always wanted to be made a literal slave and be 'raped' whenever my captive chose to do so.
>On vacation.
>Tell boyfriend what I want. He thinks it's a really extremely bad idea but I convince him.
>Boyfriend ties my hand together and I ask him to pretend to be a kidnapping rapist and have his way with me for the next 4-5 days.
>Boyfriend does so, rips my clothes off, beats me, 'rapes' me continuously in every way possible, did whatever he wanted for a few days.
>Have never got off as hard as I did then, felt amazing.
>Now Sunday.
>Sitting tied up waiting for my next 'raping', boyfriend went to go out shopping.
>Kind of bored, been tied up for days.
>All of a sudden the door opens.
>My best friend is standing in the doorway, sees me tied up, naked, beaten, really bad scene. Looks at me in shock and horror.
>Asked me what happened and all that stuff, didn't really know how to respond. She said she was worried about me because she hadn't heard from me in almost a week. Started jumping to absurd conclusions about my boyfriend,
>Started telling me we should get out of here and call the police before he gets back.
>Tell her to absolutely not do that and she makes me get dressed and takes me to her place.

adding random chicks on facebook... is it strange?

So, /adv/?

Lets say you have a close female friend. Unbeknownst to you, this girl friend of yours is actually crazy about you, & has a secret love for you.

How would you prefer she go about telling you?
Or would you prefer she keep this to herself?

two weeks ago my now ex gf broke up with me. our relationship lasted 2,5 years and was the best time I ever had in my life! the reason for her to break up with me was that, if i understood that right, she lost that magic between us and her love not being strong enough for a relationship any more, she also said that she needs time for herself. from the point on she met me she was amazed by how I was and followed me around. So was I. my problem is that I still madly love that girl! she is my dream girl and I wanted to be with her for a longer time. she always laughed at my (stupid) jokes and still does. So not being able to think about anything else I came to the conclusion that it may be my own fault she left me. you know we both love to dance and shit but never really did it. I just think I didn't do enough to keep the relationship up. I was blinded by love so much that I didn't see the relationship. now this thing is not about the looks ore something she is like a 6/10 but her character is just amazing. I fucking don't care how she looks I just love how she is! so here is my question: how can I get this girl back. I am willing to do anything!!!
maybe some anons and femanons have some good thoughts for me. I have even considered suicide because life seems not liveable without her.

Question for femanons: Why the hell do you wear makeup? Don't you know you look beautiful without that shit hiding your true self?

So I have a friend, he maintains that he is gay, though he has no boyfriend to speak of.
I slept over at his dorm one night, and in his sleep he started cuddling me. I didn't mind, because who doesn't like q good snuggle?

We have cuddled more since then, and he seems to really enjoy it, but I am concerned. Why does he enjoy it so much if he's gay? Could he be using that as a cover to feel all over me at night?
I mean... I've never cuddled with any of my female friends.

Could someone be that insidious? Or am I just paranoid.

well, /adv/ ive never needed guidance more than i do right now

long story short theres this girl, was going out with a buddy of mine for a year but they broke up 2 weeks ago. he'd said to me on multiple occasions he was only happy during sex and when she made food for him, he'd left her once before a few months ago. He just couldn't make up his mind on whether he wanted to be with her, had to sort out some personal problems too.

so her and i have had this thing for months. when he wouldnt spend time with her she and i would go out driving alot. so 5 days after he left her i asked her out (my first serious relationship) and we were both very happy for about a week. i came on a little too strong, it was all very new to me, and last wednesday she broke down crying and told me she couldnt be with me because she didnt want my happiness to depend on her and it was putting alot of pressure on her.

now she's "casually" going out with her ex again. ive asked her how serious she is about it and she said "not very"

this is the only girl ive ever been able to connect with intellectually. and i know that he cant connect with her on that level. i just feel like i fucked it up by taking it too fast and sort of expecting her to be the answer to all my problems. but i know we made each other very happy and we could have cultivated something lasting and meaningful if both of us had been a little more patient

in the time since we broke up ive been making an effort to stay positive, i still talk to her, and ive tackled what used to be a serious drinking problem

what i want to know is whether it would be too late at this point to tell her that it wasnt my intention to intimidate her and that im aware that she's leary of getting hurt again, and that i want to start over. we're still best friends, in fact nothings changed except we dont kiss or sleep together or anything.

tl;dr - she got back with her ex, isnt serious about it. is it too late?