It's two separate libraries, actually. One that I'm collaborating with about 100 other people on, and a personal one that I want to flesh out.
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>Group library:
https://docs.google.com/open?id=0Bw94NHybqxSgMTI3Njc4MDItMzNjNy00ZmUxLTk3MzktMzBhMjcyYjE4OGUw
>personal library:
https://docs.google.com/open?id=0B2qjsD0S2vNUMDFhOTVjMjMtYmZjYy00MzM2LWIyOWMtYjAxYjQyMDk2ZTU1

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Texting a female friend I like, she's greentext

god damn kids
>get off my lawn
>so how's the essay coming
not that bad, I'm still awake
how's it going at your mom's
>awwwfullll
lol why's that
*no response for 3 hours*
haha (funny picture attatched)
*no response for 3 hours*

it's been 6 hours, when do I text "please respond"

Does life have any meaning whatsoever? Or is it just one big coincidental mistake?

Is any event in my life significant, or just romantic sentimental attachments my brain attaches on to things based on external influences such as media and entertainment?

Is love really a force that comes from within us or just some convenient fabrication that helps us feel secure?

I just dont know anymore.

Good evening /adv/. You might remember me from earlier tonight. I asked the question on where or not you guys thought my girlfriend would say yes if I proposed. I don't know if any of the people that responded are on anymore as this was hours ago.

It ended up I decided to talk to her tonight about whether or not she could see us as having a future together and eventually getting married.

And well....I think I'm engaged now. My girlfriend is now my fiance.

I just thought I'd let you guys know.

so adv/, my life is pretty fucked up right now

i'm in my early 30s, been seeing the same girl for nearly 5 years now, shes in her 20s. its been a bit of a manic/depressive relationship for a large part of it, and oh yeah she's currently 5 months pregnant. about 2 years ago we were engaged but about a month before the wedding her parents (who don't particularly care for me) tell me one day that the wedding is off and that GF has been seeing someone else on the side for weeks. i move out of our place and crushed from the whole experience, start to get on with my life. about a month later, after zero contact GF contacts me, crying very distraught, tells me that the whole situation was fabricated by her parents to end our relationship and engagement and that the alleged new boyfriend was just a gay guy friend of hers playing along to sell the story to me.

we reconciled and got back together much to the very public dismay of both of our families now, but we were resolute. trusting her was difficult but i was committed to making things work. and they did for a time.

about a year ago her behavior towards me shifted into a more hostile manner...picking fights about little things or inventing things to be mad about. i thought it odd and did some sleuthing and discovered some damning conversations between her and a female co-worker of a flirtatious and sexual manner but i kept quiet about it. then one day she sends me a lengthy e-mail basically requsting to go 'on a break' so she could experiment with her new-found bisexuality with this girl. almost immediately after she sent it she called and told me (before i had even read it) that she regretted sending it and to disregard it and she had no inent to follow through on it. it was a major blow to our relationship but we talked it through and decided to move past it

tbc

I don't really know how to explain this well, so I'm just going to lay everything out as ask for advice.
I'm 23, male, and straight. I didn't have a traumatic childhood, but I spent a lot of time alone, and I made an imaginary friend to keep me company. 15 years later and she is still with me, but over the years she has developed into a separate personality....sort of. We truly care about each other and act as brother and sister, but we know it's not a normal situation and are worried about the implications. Do you guys, as objective outsider have any advice?

this is from a conversation I'm having with a solid 7/10 ... I'm going to be on a date with a hotter chick next week but she's not in town, do you think I can get this girl to send me nude pics?

her:I'm perverted
me:really, I don't believe you
her:I'll do something to prove it (;
me:would you hold on a sec? (:
her: yeah I'm still here, I will do something tonight for you (;

Dear men of 4chan

I made this for you

Hopefully you guys can improve your lives.

Well, this is kinda big, and i hope you guys don't get bored.
I'm 22, and i have a very small niche of friends, i've been a martial artist/boxer all of my life.
Well, the story here involves 2 persons really valuable for me
1) The girl: we know each other since childhood, she has been always in love with me, used to cheer for me in my fights and all, we use to have a really cute relationship, and lost our virginities with each other, she's...special, very special, also, has all the qualities i like in a girl, short, big boobs, long black hair, glasses, loves videogames and all of that stuff
2) My "bro": We all know this one, he's a martial artist like me, but doesn't box, also he started just some years ago, while i've been on this my whole life, he's a player, a ladies man, but also prett shady, double,triple times a lot and tends to lie to get women and stuff, regardless he's being my friend since some years, we go out together, train together, play together, everything, he's the closest to a brother i'll have, we're always compared to anime/movies duo, the whole blue oni/red oni

I'll continue in my next post

SO HERE'S THE THING: I've got about a gallon of these fucking water jelly-bead things and I had no idea what to do with them until... well, until I realized that they feel pretty good. So I plan to somehow use these squishy and slippery jelly-beads to make an improvised fleshlight. How would I go about doing this? I'm not afraid to get crafty.

Will post progress and hopefully the end result.