I have two best friends, we've been best bros since Kindergarten. One of my best friends recently confessed his feelings for me which at the same time meant he was coming out that he was gay. He told me for years I've been the only person who's stuck by him 100% and he fell in love with me, he said I'm all he thinks about, I'm the only person he feels like he truly connects with a deeper level, etc. I love him like family but I'm not gay so I turned him down. I said I was flattered but I couldn't return his feelings. He wasn't too upset over it, he said he knew I'd say no but he needed to try. I said I was sorry and I told him I hope our friendship doesn't change because of this. He said never and best bros for life and all that other gay stuff, we hugged and hung out the rest of the day. So our friendship was fine.

If it wasn't obvious, I don't have a problem with gay guys. We should all do what makes us happy. That said, my other friend doesn't feel the same way. All three of us, we're like a little group. So my gay best friend (Let's just call him J) told my other best friend (Let's just call him M) what had happened between me and him and that he was gay. M was really not happy with this. He called J a bunch of names and was really hostile since he told him he was gay, they had an argument and M told J he didn't want to be near him again since he was gay. I was talking to M and he was really mad at me. He was like "Why are you still friends with that fag?" and how could I just remain friends when not only did he come out to be gay, he's in love with me. I told him that no matter what differences we have or how we feel, I stick by my best friends. I would stick by him if he was different and I stick by J too.

I want a dick. Like, I seriously wish I was born with one.

How do I cope?

Stage 4 Lung Cancer, I found out today. I got a couple of weeks.

Someone please hold me, I'm afraid. I don't have anyone.

l guess this is me mostly trying to figure out why l feel like this. l think typing this out will help organize thoughts and maybe get some encouraging feedback.

A few years back l got into a car accident. Long story short, there was fire, and l got third degree burns on my chest, one of my thighs, abdomen, forearms, back, and shoulders.

l was hospitalized and went through various treatments (skin grafts, and l have gels and creams to apply to help with scars and when they itch).

So, yeah, obviously l look a little beat up. The scarring looks kind of wrinkly/bumpy and is discolored. l don't feel that bad about any other of the scars except for the ones on my torso and arms, so l always wear long sleeved shirts.

l have to admit, l was really messed up for years after and didn't want to be involved in any relationships or anything. Most of friends were awkward around me and made me feel like l was different, a freak, ugly, you know the deal.

There was a girl whom l've known since elementary that l was crazy for before the accident. We're talking over ten years here. l had been working up the confidence to ask her to be my girlfriend and then bam. Everything l had worked up went down the tube and l felt like l didn't deserve her and that she'd think l was gross now.
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The last thread stopped auto-bumping so everyone bump this one and keep the other one active, >>8399761

Waiting on ehhh's return!

ehhh, if you see this, come to this thread or the last one (unless it dies).

>that feel when hugging your dad and his hands go up your skirt and squeeze your bottom

is this normal or do I worry? it's like the 3rd time in the past two days.

Ask a british guy who fought in the Libyan War anything

>Gaddafi's side.

If you don't believe me, don't reply, I don't care what you guys believe or not, I'm bored, I have a couple of hours to spend and I want to see what people wonder about the whole affair.

FUCK YOU PEOPLE IT TOOK ME MORE THAN I THOUGHT BUT I'M BACK FROM THE DEAD TO HELP YOU ALL
SOME OF YOU MIGHT REMEMBER MY THREAD THAT GOT ARCHIVED SOME TIME AGO, SOME MAY REMEMBER THE ONE THAT I MADE A FEW DAYS AGO. I PROMISED I WOULD RETURN THE DAY AFTER BUT SOME BUSINESS CAME UP, BORING SHIT.
ANYWAY, LET'S SKIP THE CHIT CHAT
MOTHERFUCKERS IT'S TIME TO GET BACK INTO ACTION.
AS I SAY ALWAYS, I'M TIRED OF THIS SHIT. EVERY TIME I COME HERE IN /adv/ I SEE THREADS ABOUT REJECTION, NO CONFIDENCE, HOW DO I GET GIRLS, AND SHIT LIKE THIS. THIS HAS TO STOP. ADVICE BOARD MEANS THAT SOMEONE HAS TO GIVE THAT ADVICE, AND I'M THE MAN FOR THE JOB.
FOLLOW ME THERE BOY, YOU BETTER DO THIS.
ALRIGHT, YOU KNOW FACEBOOK, RIGHT? YEAH, I DON'T LIKE THE THING EITHER FOR MULTIPLE REASONS. THAT SAID, I USE IT BECAUSE IT SEEMS LIKE PEOPLE ONLY COMMUNICATE ON THIS SHIT NOWADAYS AND IT HELPS ME REMEMBER BIRTHDAYS AND SHIT.
OK, FAGGOT. RIGHT NOW, YOU CLICK ON YOUR FUCKING FRIEND LIST. SEE THAT BITCH YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO ASK OUT BUT NEVER DID? WELL, ASK HER OUT. YEAH, ON FACEBOOK. YOU DO IT RIGHT THIS INSTANT, YOU GLORIOUS BASTARD.
NOT "IN A FEW HOURS" OR "IN A FEW MINUTES"
RIGHT NOW.
IT DOESN'T NEED TO BE YOUR SWEETHEART OR SHIT LIKE THAT. IF YOU FIND HER ATTRACTIVE, ASK HER OUT. EVEN IF SHE'S NOT YOUR TYPE, IT WILL END UP ADDING EXPERIENCE FOR FUTURE APPROACHES.
I WANT TO CLARIFY SOMETHING HERE
WHY ON FACEBOOK? THAT'S A LAME WAY TO ASK GIRLS OUT. IT IS INDEED, DICKHEAD, BUT YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND THAT MOST PEOPLE HERE HAVE A SORT OF MENTAL BLOCK THAT PREVENTS THEM FROM HAVING ANY CONTACT WITH FEMALES. THAT'S WHY WE GOTTA START WITH IT, SLOWLY BUILDING CONFIDENCE. NEXT STEP WILL BE CALLING HER AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT BAM, YOU'LL BE ASKING BITCHES OUT IN PUBLIC.
YOU ALREADY HAVE A GIRLFRIEND? THEN THIS THREAD IS NOT FOR YOU

YOU BETTER FUCKING DO THIS BECAUSE I'M NOT PUTTING UP WITH YOUR BAWWW SHIT ANYMORE, /adv/. IT'S TIME TO GRAB LIFE BY THE BALLS.

Hey /adv/

My dad was pretty abusive when I was growing up. He would hit me but one day he went overboard and stabbed my left eye out with a butter knife. My mom didn't get me a prosthetic eye cause she's afraid of surgery or something. Never really asked her. So I just wear an eyepatch.

So is seeing the eyepatch a turn off? I personally think prosthetic eyes are fucking creepy but I guess I could deal with it if it made me more successful in looking for dudes that aren't absolute shit. Don't ask for a pic. I'm paranoid as fuck and I know what you niggers can do with just a picture.

tl;dr Is seeing a girl wear an eyepatch a turnoff? Maybe not turnoff, but would it make you avoid her?

Hey /adv/, I need legitimate advice. I swear this happened, and it's fucked up. Greentext for your enjoyment:

>Meet girl 6 months ago
>Hit it off, start talking every day
>Start going out "officially" inside 4 weeks
>Girl refuses to be pleasured, but blows me regularly
>iamokaywiththis.jpg
>Eventually she says she wants to have sex
>fuckyea.jpg
>Tells me she has a shameful secret
>She drops her pants
>She has a vagina and a penis
>WUT.jpg

What do I do now? I told her I needed to go home and think about things, and whether I would need to break up with her (it?) or not. What does /adv/ think?