Motiviation thread made daily until each and every person has picked up themselves and push themselves to the fullest.

This thread has been kinda successful the last couple of times I've done it. So, ask away.

I only know about partying
>If you don't know anyone at a party, from the second you get there be social, find the host, talk to them. They want to meet people otherwise the party would be invite only.
>Don't drink to excess. Drink a glass of water for each other thing you drink and it shouldn't be that hard. Otherwise it's like rolling a snowball down a hill.
>Don't draw on that passed out dude, you never know what shit he's gonna be doing tomorrow.
>At a party with booze you barely need any pretense to start talking to someone. You could literally start with anything.
>Don't brag about your beer pong skills unless you can back it up, and even then, don't brag about your beer pong skills, nobody cares.
>Don't DJ, everyone hates your music.

Can we get some funny/awkward/embarassing facebooks screencaps up in this piece? I don't really know where else to go with this.

Good advice general

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEKBR9Q39a0

Awe come on OP. You look fine.

>Know girl.
>She wants to have a friends with benefits type relationship.
>Why the fuck not?
>Girl is cute with a good body...or so I thought.
>She says since we're going to be doing it she wanted to show me something so there's no surprises.
>Takes off her shirt.
>Notice something odd.
>Girl stuffs her bra.
>Boobs were a lie.
>She takes off her bra.
>Flat is a board. Seen roads with more speed bumps than her chest.
>Unintentionally started laughing a little bit before I stopped myself real quick.
>She gets mad at me and asks why I'm laughing.
>Say I'm sorry and I just found it a bit funny.
>She gets upset and says I don't find her attractive now.
>Tell her no and it's just the bra thing and her flat chest surprised me.
>She looks at me like I just killed her dog and starts crying.
>She says she doesn't want to do this anymore.
>Starts putting on her clothes again.
>She calls me a jerk and went home.
>Still kind of smirking about it.

This was a few hours ago. I feel kind of bad, how should I make it up to her? I called her and she's actually genuinely upset over it, she was all crying and shit over the phone. I didn't mean to hurt her feelings, I can enjoy a flat chest too.

Hey /adv/ bros, I have a question about orgasms. I know this probably isn't the best place to ask, but I don't know where else to go.
I am a female and I tend to come with a lot less effort and much faster than most girls I know and that always made me feel quite lucky and I loved that about my body.
However I recently found out that I also come a lot more often than other women. Each time I orgasm, it acts as a stepping stone for a bigger one until I literally forget who I am and collapse. I don't understand it, I always thought most women had multiple orgasms but apparently mine go to another level.
Has anybody else ever seen/experienced this? I'm afraid there may be something wrong wth me.

There are lots of threads about guys failing at getting chicks and being betas. Do girls have beta moments too?

That's it. I'm killing myself.