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I was badly burned in elementary school, despite surgeries over the years I have some noticeable burn scars over my face and other parts on my body. In the rare event I go out, people just stare; it’s been like this ever since the accident.
I can’t take it anymore; it’s maddening being alone. No one wants to talk to you, guys don’t exactly like girls with scars, and it’s next to impossible to do anything without dying of embarrassment.
I’ve grown to love message/image boards but I just can’t take it anymore, I’m missing out on so much. Anyone have any advice for things I could do that would make life more bearable? Just making this thread has been a challenge. :\
Hi /adv/, femanon here. I'm having problems with my best friend and I need some advice (lets call him Mike).
I have been best friends with Mike since we were kids. We hang out all the time, he comes over to play video games, watch movies, we go to shows, go to the beach. We had the same group of friends and everything in high school and a lot of us are now at the same university. Mike and I have helped each other through some really hard times and he's like family to me.
My problem is I met a guy that I like. Lets call him Kevin. I met Kevin in one of my classes and I've started spending a lot of time with him. Since I started doing this, Mike has been getting more and more cold towards me. I'm still hanging out with Mike and our group of friends, but I think he's getting mad because Kevin is taking up time that I used to spend with him. Like last week I went to a concert with Kevin. I didn't break plans or anything with Mike, that's just something we normally would have done together. Mike is also really cold towards Kevin even though Kevin is trying to be his friend. This is my best friend so it's making me really upset.
How can I get Mike and Kevin to be friends, and get him to be ok with me spending less time with him? Also, I think the problem might be that Mike doesn't have a girlfriend. I think if he did, we would both kind of be on the same level. I've tried to introduce him to girls but he just gets annoyed. How can I help him find a girl?
>If he misses you, he'll call. If he wants you, he'll say it. And if he cares, he'll show it. If not, he can't be worth your time because you're obviously not worth his.
Asking only girls to give me advice on this because its pretty personal.
So last night I got asked to do something weird. My boyfriend for 4 months is a really sweet guy and one of the best men ive even known, but last night he wanted me to do something sexual that I thought was pretty strange, he wanted me to spread my ass cheeks, and fart into his mouth, then he would send the fart back into my asshole via his mouth, at that point he would press his ass against mine to the point where our assholes were touching, and then I would fart that fart into his ass, then, would get sem-upside down and spread my pussy, he would then position himself and pass the fart into my vagina, after that he said he would fuck me hard in the ass causing his(mine) fart to come out of my vagina in the form of a queef as he would fuck my asshole.
So, Is this kind of thing safe? I mean, I love him, but is he really worth doing something like this?
>that feel when you can't seem to attract girls your age but for some reason all the little lolis love you >that feel when they grind on you >that feel when you are attracted to them neither physically nor emotionally
Seriously. I used to love lolis. But this is gross. I have some stories, if you want to hear them.
well I've never posted on here before, my son just told me that maybe you could help a bit. I guess you help him sometimes or somethin, although he said you can be kind of dicks, and he had to help me set up this thing.
anyway
I've come to ask about my daughter. I've lately found out she is, to put it really fuckin bluntly, is kind of a slut. I've found out she has quiet the reputation, and that she has done the bed polka with a few boys, at least one of whom was a lot older than her.
ITT: Things people do during sex (with you, NOT in porn) that always piss you off.
> When a guy doesn't know how to insert himself with finesse. > When he thrusts his hips side to side while he's inside me. It comes off so effeminate. Just in and out. Don't do the fucking salsa in my vagina.
