ITT: Embarrassing/Creepy/Scarring tales.

>Was masturbating furiously.
>Mom walks in.
>She sees my erect package in all it's glory.
>Awkward shock.
>Avoid mom for days.
>Mom finally talks to me.
>She says she's sorry for walking in on me but that I shouldn't be ashamed because I have a really nice penis.
>Never look mom in the eye ever again.

Your turn.

Cute couple stories.

I'll start

>went to watch SAW (5 i think? the latest one)
>gf went "oh this is not so bad"
>few min passed
>screaming her lung out while twisting my arm
>I told her if she twist my arm harder I'd have a dislocated shoulder
>She said, sorry but why do you bring me to watch this?
>I said because you said you are fine with it?!
>she mumbles
>another gory scene
>instead of twisting my arm, she starts to slap my shoulder with her hands
>flurry of blows
>screams
>movie's over
>"i... I.. have to go to the washroom..."
>went home, look at my left shoulder and arm in the mirror
>bruises everywhere.

Hey /adv/. I hope you guys remember me from yesterday.

After I left, I tried to watch some gay porn and I couldn't get into it (so much hair). Nonetheless, the idea of making out and "touching" with my friend doesn't seem to gross me out as much as I thought.

Anyways, should I carry on with what happened next? My head hurts like crazy and I'm also finishing an important essay due tomorrow, so I'll try to keep things as precise as possible.

cute couple stories?

I haven't seen one of these threads in awhile.

So here's the thing.

>Be straight
>Be 21 years old
>Be a virgin
>Have a friend. He's a total bro. He's very touchy-feely
>He's popular and also known to be a player with the ladies
>He knows I'm not good with girls and knows that I have low self-confidence and low self-steem
>He once or twice introduced me to a couple of female friends of his but that never went anywhere
>"Fuck those girls, anon. I'll take your v-card from you".
>I laugh nervously
>Lately he's been coming on to me strongly, or that's what it looks like. I'm clueless cause I've never been hitted on.
>He calls me to hang out everytime
>Think that he's probably gay and that's the reason why I never see him with a girl

So yeah...he's probably gay and I might be a little paranoid here but I think he does want to "make love to me". He's been sending me these really erotic messages to me cellphone every now and then such as.

>Hey you busy? I'm really horny right now so I wanted to call you and masturbate to your voice. loltrolling ;P

The other problem is that I'm straight but I'm actually thinking about taking his offer and you know...fool around? I'm just too damn nervous about the whole thing because 1) He's my friend and 2) I'm not gay...I think. I've always liked women.

Have you ever experienced with your friends of the same sex? How did that go? What should I do?!

Pic related: He kind of looks like this? He's petite and fit.

A new thread by request, since we're waiting for Ching-Chong

Two anons made blogs so far, so if you're interested in reading the stories and more, check them out:
blindgf
anonandkitten

>was thinking of asking girl out today
>forced to stay inside today
what should i do for the next 12 hours?

Continuing, since the other thread is autosaging and full of interesting stories

>>7602286
Here's the last one

LETS DO THIS SHIT NIGGAS

Text hot or attractive girl: "Hey wanna hang out?" or even better "Hey lets hang out :D"

Post results.

I shall post mine when I get them.