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moot Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:01:51 No.11472851 View View Reply Original Report

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A girl just asked me out on a date via e-mail!!!!!!!! This is only the second or third time this has happened in 9+ years...

Wat do, /adv/?

Pic related, it's me on a Friday night (sans girl).

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:03:03 No.11472861 Report

Quoted By: >>11472884

trap

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:04:05 No.11472865 Report

Quoted By: >>11472884

Do you like her? Go on a date.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:04:09 No.11472868 Report

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Fuck all of that.

Ask taylor swift to visit 4chan more often

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:04:38 No.11472870 Report

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Poop on her chest. Chicks dig it when you poop on their boobs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:05:32 No.11472876 Report

Quoted By: >>11472884

Want to go on a date? Say yes.

Don't want to go on a date? Say no.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:05:39 No.11472878 Report

Quoted By: >>11472884

provide a screenshot of the email and we'll be able to give better advice

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:05:45 No.11472880 Report

Quoted By: >>11472884

Pic of girl???

キタ━━━(゜∀゜)━━━!!!!! !!UzRCCewD7Ov

キタ━━━(゜∀゜)━━━!!!!! !!UzRCCewD7Ov Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:06:20 No.11472882 Report

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Do it faggot

moot

moot Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:06:44 No.11472884 Report

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>>11472861
>trap
As in I'd lose a kidney, or she has a penis?

>>11472865
>Do you like her? Go on a date.
I don't know her.

>>11472868
>Ask taylor swift to visit 4chan more often
I want to believe.

>>11472876
>Want to go on a date? Say yes.
>Don't want to go on a date? Say no.
You're making this sound easy.

>>11472878
>provide a screenshot of the email and we'll be able to give better advice
That would be creepy, but the gist was "I have an eCrush on you after seeing videos of you speaking, and my friends dared me to ask you out."

>>11472880
>Pic of girl???
No timestamp included.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:07:14 No.11472892 Report

Quoted By: >>11472955

Don't see you around here much moot!

Surely you get asked out pretty regularly, but let's assume that you are like most of us and actually need advice on women.

Do you know her? If you don't, you've got the additional concern of probably attracting a fair number of weirdos - considering your position. Have you guys been corresponding much? We need the background info.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:08:31 No.11472901 Report

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Is she cute?

Do you want sexytime?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:09:12 No.11472906 Report

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Well first of all are you both located in practical enough places to actually go on a date?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:09:23 No.11472911 Report

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Just be all like

"I'm moot, let's skip to the part where I destroy you in my bed."

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:10:04 No.11472919 Report

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>>11472884
>I'd lose a kidney, or she has a penis
yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:10:09 No.11472920 Report

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>>11472884
What does your gut tell you then? Do you want to go on a date with a girl?

The worst that will probably happen is you waste an evening.

Bring some undercover backup if you're really nervous about meeting strangers off the internet.

キタ━━━(゜∀゜)━━━!!!!! !!UzRCCewD7Ov

キタ━━━(゜∀゜)━━━!!!!! !!UzRCCewD7Ov Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:10:11 No.11472921 Report

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>>11472884
>I don't know her.

that's what dates are for silly :)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:10:22 No.11472923 Report

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Moot, stop being such a skank.

>>11472735
All you posted was "no" with no explanation! You've left me so confused and broken. YOU'RE TEARING APART MY LIFE DO YOU HEAR ME

Also, remember to stick it in her butt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:10:24 No.11472924 Report

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posting in some moot bread

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:10:28 No.11472925 Report

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Better get that timestamp first bro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:10:45 No.11472928 Report

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Did they include pictures? Is she a qt3.14

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:10:56 No.11472929 Report

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>>11472911

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:11:01 No.11472931 Report

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>>11472884
>I don't know her.
That's what the date is for.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:11:04 No.11472932 Report

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>>11472868

this.

you should date Taylor Swift, m00t.

>weeeeheee! are NEVER NEVER NEVER getting back together.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:11:05 No.11472933 Report

Quoted By: >>11472955

Did you ever take up the other date offers over email?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:11:15 No.11472934 Report

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C'mon moot, you know what to do.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:11:18 No.11472935 Report

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you don't really have anything to lose unless she's some kind of reverse-rapiset/murduress.

just make sure a loved one knows where you're going and meet her in public.
also, give her the dick... hard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:11:43 No.11472943 Report

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>>11472851

go

you have nothing to lose, you don't know her. Worst that happens is you go on a date with a girl.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:11:55 No.11472947 Report

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Isn't it obvious?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:12:05 No.11472950 Report

Quoted By: >>11472952 >>11472955

Moot your moot on her moot. After mooting, moot her anus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:12:27 No.11472951 Report

Quoted By: >>11472961

Here ya go moot,

step 1: check pic, is she attractive? If no, abort. If yes, step 2

step 2: check name on fb/google/etc. Does she seem crazy? If yes, abort. If no, step 3

step 3: Do you want to go on a date with her? If no, abort. If yes, step 4 (optional)

step 4 (optional): Ask her if she likes her dad or is close to him. If yes, abort after date. If no, step 5 (optional)

step 5 (optional): Does she believe in God? If yes, abort. If no, bedroom.

<3

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:12:36 No.11472952 Report

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>>11472950

And then moot your anus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:12:42 No.11472953 Report

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>>11472932
Oh man, wouldn't it be awesome if they dated and then Taylor Swift wrote a song about it? How would that go?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:12:44 No.11472954 Report

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moot

moot Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:12:48 No.11472955 Report

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>>11472892
>Surely you get asked out pretty regularly
Nope! It is a rarity.

>>11472892
>Do you know her?
No, I guess I should have made that clear in the OP. It was a random e-mail from someone I don't know.

>>11472906
Eh, close enough.

>>11472911
loled

>>11472919
agreed.

>>11472923
The answer was "no." There's nothing more to it.

>>11472931
>That's what the date is for.
Oh, you.

>>11472933
>Did you ever take up the other date offers over email?
I've met a handful of people over the years, but not very many. Maybe one or two were "dates"? I mainly just get coffee/food/milkshakes with people, guys and gals alike.

>>11472943
>Worst that happens is you go on a date with a girl.
Worst that happens is I lose a kidney.

Or get axe murdered. I guess that's worse than losing a kidney.

>>11472950
Don't you mean scooting?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:13:25 No.11472961 Report

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>>11472951

Oh, and after step 3 if you say yes, you can proceed with a date

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:14:04 No.11472968 Report

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Hey she could be alright, never say no to an oppurtunity! Just do your milkshake thing and get to know her, it could be fun!

Just make sure that someone you trust knows where you are in case it really is a trap and someone wants to mount mootikins head on their wall.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:14:30 No.11472970 Report

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>invite her out for pizza
>eat
>ask her to watch a movie back at your place

????

>4chan

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:15:01 No.11472973 Report

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call girl, talk about plans for said date. YOU CANT LOSE IF SHE ASKS TO HANG OUT

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:15:07 No.11472974 Report

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>>11472884
>kidney or penis

Why can't it be both? Talk to her about your deep love of grindcore and if she still is replying after 3 e-mails, it's either true love or a trap.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:15:27 No.11472980 Report

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>>11472955
Start referring to yourself as "the moot" and tell her all about how amazing you are and how you'd never disgrace yourself with an, "Obvious 7/10".

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:16:13 No.11472983 Report

Quoted By: >>11473029

OK, I have a better idea of what the problem is OP. You should have been more clear.

Anyway, be safe and it should be fine. Meet somewhere public, casual, where you can easily leave if you think things are going really badly. Coffee shop is a typical choice. If you're really worried about the psycho possibility, have a friend go there incognito and sit at a different table so he can keep an eye on things.

Don't stress out so much, a date is not that big a deal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:16:16 No.11472985 Report

Quoted By: >>11472998 >>11473029

i want to invite /fit over here to this thread... those guys, those guys can give some solid advice regarding women.

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:16:26 No.11472988 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:17:09 No.11472998 Report

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>>11472985
/fit/ here

You're so wrong it's painful.
>that'sthejoke.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:17:32 No.11473003 Report

Quoted By: >>11473029

shoulda stayed anon moot. what if she reads this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:17:45 No.11473004 Report

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>Accept the proposal
>Bring a smartphone
>Give us the play-by-play
>Go home alone because you're a faggot
>Hope she's /b/ enough to follow you home and rape you for your mild celebrity

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:17:52 No.11473005 Report

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Go for it. It might be a dare, but it could turn out well. Ask for a timestamp and converse for a week prior to going out in order to get to know her better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:17:54 No.11473006 Report

Quoted By: >>11473029

Have someone you know go to the location that you're going to meet her with you. Don't have him actually show up to the date, but rather stay in the general area so you have someone that you can reliably text "CALL THE FUCKING POLICE" if she does turn out to be an axe murderer.

Other than that, if it does lead to sexytime, let said person know and then tell them that if you don't contact them the next day by noon, you are probably dead or in the process of being sold to China.

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:18:31 No.11473014 Report

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>>11472955
That's fair enough. I wasn't exactly planning on sending it anyway - I suppose I just needed to let shit out. Plan on getting your heart broken, mootykins.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:18:37 No.11473016 Report

Quoted By: >>11473022

>>11472998

>doubting the classic archeologist's line
>not asking your date to examine your large bone
>not placing faith in the ol' natty lickaroo

you're not from /fit, get out.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:18:55 No.11473019 Report

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>>11472851
>Take her to coffee
>In ally way chloroform
>have way with her

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:19:02 No.11473020 Report

Quoted By: >>11473026 >>11473029

I wouldn't even bother honestly. Getting a random email from a girl asking you out. For all you know it could be some troll prank and you would fall for it easily.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:19:40 No.11473022 Report

Quoted By: >>11473032

>>11473016
>implying I haven't used that line
>implying anyone on /fit/ has ever given anyone the ol' natty lockaroo(except scoobs)

I am fit incarnate.

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:19:43 No.11473023 Report

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>>11472988
pls no bully
moot is a delicate flower
nurture him

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:19:59 No.11473025 Report

Quoted By: >>11473077

>>11472955
>Nope! It is a rarity.
Well bust my britches. I know a few ladies who think you are the bees knees, they live in Australia though.

Anyway, why don't you guys converse for a bit, and if you get a good vibe, meet in a public place and see how it goes. If she's cute, you get a good vibe from email exchange, and you are interested in her from what she tells you, go for it! Maybe something casual like coffee would be a good idea, that's what I usually do for a first date if I don't know the girl. Or a drink at an interesting bar.

>a kidney.
Meh, that can happen to anyone. Though, I guess since you are a public figure, it's probably more likely to happen to you. But fuck it, you'll know pretty soon after meeting her, or even from an email exchange, whether you get creeper vibes from her or not.

Good luck mootles

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:20:04 No.11473026 Report

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>>11473020
Timestamps, man. moot needs to get one from her.

moot

moot Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:20:19 No.11473029 Report

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>>11472974
A man can dream.

>>11472980
loled

>>11472983
It's like I'm in a spy movie.

>>11472985
>>11472998
loooooool

>>11472988
This isn't exactly news, bub.

>>11473003
Why would I care?

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention: she's a Redditor.

>>11473006
Could you really type that whole message out and send it before perishing?

>>11473020
>For all you know it could be some troll prank and you would fall for it easily.
Possible, but the e-mail seemed pretty harmless and genuine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:20:25 No.11473032 Report

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>>11473022

>ol' natty lockaroo
>lockaroo

get.

out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:21:26 No.11473038 Report

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>>11472955
sure, she might try to take your kidneys, or get overfriendly with an axe, but it might end up really good. and if it does end badly, i have some confidence that you'll make it out in less than 3 pieces.

tl;dr do it faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:21:27 No.11473039 Report

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>>11473029
Ask if she wants to play a game of just the tip and be all WHOOOPS IT'S IN

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:21:37 No.11473045 Report

Quoted By: >>11473077

>>11473029
>Oh yeah, I forgot to mention: she's a Redditor.
Now everyone's just gonna say no because they don't like Reddit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:21:37 No.11473046 Report

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>>11473029
>Redditor
ABANDON SHIP

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:21:41 No.11473048 Report

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>>11473029
Have it already typed so you can just press send.

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:21:55 No.11473050 Report

Quoted By: >>11473061

>>11473032
LE XDDDDDD HE MADE A TYPO, I AM LE OLDFAG NOW! XDDD I'VE BEEN ON /FIT/ FOR LONG ENOUGH TO HAVE SEEN THAT ONE SCOOBY MACRO IMAGE XDDD!!

No.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:21:57 No.11473052 Report

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>>11473029
>Redditor
Unacceptable. New plan:
>Accept offer
>Stab her face

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:22:02 No.11473053 Report

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>>11473029
>Oh yeah, I forgot to mention: she's a Redditor.

Escape.

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:22:22 No.11473054 Report

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>>11473029
>Oh yeah, I forgot to mention: she's a Redditor.
It's like Romeo and Juliet. You could unite the two houses of 4chan and Reddit. Ah, forbidden love.

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:22:28 No.11473056 Report

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>>11473029
>Oh yeah, I forgot to mention: she's a Redditor.

ABORT! ABORT!!!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:22:30 No.11473057 Report

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>>11473029

>she's a Redditor

Get out now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:22:51 No.11473061 Report

Quoted By: >>11473071

>>11473050

give me that.

*takes oldfag membership card*

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:22:52 No.11473062 Report

Quoted By: >>11473077

Why the fuck would a redditor ask the creator of 4chan on a date?

That's like a dog fucking a cat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:23:22 No.11473067 Report

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> It's like I'm in a spy movie.

It's like being a woman on a blind date is what it's like! This is what we have to do.

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:23:47 No.11473071 Report

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>>11473061
>*takes oldfag membership card*

6/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:23:49 No.11473072 Report

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>>11472851
Kill her. Eat her. Consume her flesh. Gain her powers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:23:54 No.11473073 Report

Quoted By: >>11473077 >>11473081

>Reddit
Do it moot. Marry her. Then when fags get all >LE REDDIT ECKS DEE, I can point to you in an attempt to silence them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:24:05 No.11473076 Report

Quoted By: >>11473372

Moot. Your're a faggot. Go away.

moot

moot Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:24:09 No.11473077 Report

Quoted By: >>11473124

>>11473025
>Well bust my britches. I know a few ladies who think you are the bees knees, they live in Australia though.
That's all the way around the world.

>>11473045
>>11473046
>>11473052
>>11473053
>>11473054
>>11473056
>>11473057
>>11473062
>>11473073
lollin'

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:24:14 No.11473078 Report

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>>11473029
Female redditors typically are feminazis and have shit tier sense of humor. ABORT.

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:24:18 No.11473080 Report

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>Oh yeah, I forgot to mention: she's a Redditor.
ESCAPE TO SPACE NOW

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:24:19 No.11473081 Report

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>>11473073

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:24:23 No.11473082 Report

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>>11473029
could be off-putting to her if she finds out

and
>redditor

kill her

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:24:46 No.11473083 Report

Quoted By: >>11473111 >>11473383

>>11473046
Whats wrong with reddit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:24:48 No.11473084 Report

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>>11473046
(↑2857) In Bed With The Enemy: How I Seduced 4chan Admin Christopher Poole (imgur.com)
354 comments

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:25:04 No.11473089 Report

Quoted By: >>11473386

>>11472988
>jelly as fuck

SergeantMajorJohnSixta !6CLUyfJRnE

SergeantMajorJohnSixta !6CLUyfJRnE Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:25:16 No.11473092 Report

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>>11473029
If she's one of those "LOL look at me I'm so quirky I like memes" girls, it is your sworn duty as the creator of the darkest corner of the internet to troll her.

Or at least make her suffer playfully a bit before the next date if she's hot enough.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:25:51 No.11473096 Report

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>>11473078
This is true, I dated a female redditor once. Never again, bro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:26:11 No.11473099 Report

Quoted By: >>11473125

> This is only the second or third time this has happened in 9+ years...
As if, mootles. We all know you're a ladies man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:26:17 No.11473101 Report

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>>11473029
I've met a lot of Redditors at uni. They are usually alright people but if you get onto internet related stuff they get very ... annoying. They'll do shit like dress up as memes and obsess about slenderman and get competetive over who knows more about shit. Fortunately as the founder of 4chan you've pretty much got the trump card in any of those discussions so hopefully it shouldn't get in the way.

Look moot, we love you, we all want the best for you and for you to be happy. The fact that you've posted this thread means that you are considering it for real, and you must be feeling lonely. You are a catch dude! You should get out there and start dating women that appeal to you, you deserve it!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:27:23 No.11473111 Report

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>>11473083
everything

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:27:25 No.11473113 Report

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>>11473101

you should date this person, m00ty b00t

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:27:56 No.11473115 Report

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>>11472851
>a girl

Moot, are you sure?

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:28:11 No.11473121 Report

Quoted By: >>11473265

Go on the date, but MAKE HER PAY. It will be a test to see if she's genuine, and if so, you get a free meal. If she refuses, excuse yourself to use the bathroom, then head to the back of the restaurant. This should give you enough room to turn around and make a running start out the door.

Good luck.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:28:31 No.11473124 Report

Quoted By: >>11473130 >>11473182 >>11473384 >>11473414

>>11473077
Okay Moot, here's what you do.

You meet her at a nice sit down restaurant. Like Applebee's or Chilli's or some shit. You sit her down and you go, "Yo bitch, this is how it's gonna go down. I'm gonna order you a salad and a water, I'm going to eat a steak. You're going to pay." She's gonna get mad, but you put your finger over her mouth and tell her, "Baby, you know you want this. You gotta pay the piper before you get the goods." She'll be so stunned by your alpha mentality that she'll just silently accept it. No words will be exchanged during your meal. Once you have finished, she will pay and you will retreat back to The Moot Cave. At that point, she will remove her pants, as well as yours, and you will then proceed to give her the ol' ground and pound for about two minutes. You'll get yours, force her out of the bed and say, "Baby, it wasn't meant to be. Get out."

At this point you light up a post coitus cigarette and then go to bed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:28:36 No.11473125 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473099
this.

though he never said he doesn't get gigabytes of nudes from femanons wanting a piece of the mootster. maybe it's more groupies rather than dates though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:28:41 No.11473126 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473113
I'm a dude, I aint into that, even if moot is. I'd be happy to be bros with him but I'm an Ausfag so oh well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:29:00 No.11473129 Report

Quoted By: >>11473265

Oh look
moot is going on a date
again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:29:12 No.11473130 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473124
>You gotta pay the piper before you get the goods.
lold. using it one day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:29:41 No.11473133 Report

Quoted By:

Moot, what's the youngest age you would date?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:29:52 No.11473134 Report

Quoted By: >>11473147

ask /fit/ to be your wingmen for the date

She might end up fucking one of them due to all the mirin, but if you play your cards right you will look like a baller-ass dude.

or just mention that you invented 4chan.

pussy in the lap
fur in the cap

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:30:31 No.11473141 Report

Quoted By: >>11473149

Hey moot, do something about the faggots who keep spamming this >>11473112

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:30:33 No.11473142 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473029
or hard candy. you can be ellen page for a day, so why not?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:30:48 No.11473144 Report

Quoted By:

OP you know the rules, tits or GTFO

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:30:56 No.11473146 Report

Quoted By:

Of all the times you've posted your meetup location on 4chan, I don't think you've ever been terrorized or assaulted. The likelihood that it's a hit-squad is still pretty small compared to the unfathomable idea that some cutie wants to go on a date with you.

SergeantMajorJohnSixta !6CLUyfJRnE

SergeantMajorJohnSixta !6CLUyfJRnE Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:31:03 No.11473147 Report

Quoted By: >>11473182

>>11473134
>implying /fit/ gets laid

Fit is a front for a club of homosexual satanic bodybuilders. Didn't you know?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:31:21 No.11473149 Report

Quoted By: >>11473177

>>11473141
Please ban this person, moot. Please. I don't even care if it's the original guy who posted it, this post annoys me more than ponies, furries and avatarfags combined.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:31:44 No.11473151 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473101
Yeah. m00t is pretty attractive. I'm actually surprised that he's single.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:32:04 No.11473154 Report

Quoted By:

>2011
>3DPD
I thought you were something special ;_;

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:32:15 No.11473156 Report

Quoted By: >>11473454

Wait a minute... This isn't moot...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:33:13 No.11473162 Report

Quoted By: >>11473171 >>11473179

The most plausible worst case scenario is that it's a mildly awkward date, is that really reason enough to turn it down?

Beta-kun

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Beta-kun Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:33:30 No.11473166 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473101
This sums up my feelings.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:33:32 No.11473167 Report

Quoted By:

Watch "So I Married an Axe Murderer" with her.
Always best to inb4.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:33:40 No.11473169 Report

Quoted By:

>>11472955
Did you actually read the whole bed & breakfast story? Shit was cash.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:33:48 No.11473171 Report

Quoted By: >>11473184

>>11473162
Do you know where you are?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:34:09 No.11473173 Report

Quoted By:

the world is deterministic. If she sent you that email it was meant to be. Follow your destiny moot-san

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:34:10 No.11473174 Report

Quoted By:

don't die, moot! but still try the date!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:34:25 No.11473177 Report

Quoted By: >>11473181

>>11473149
It's multiple people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:34:47 No.11473179 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473162
No. The worst plausible case scenario is spaghetti.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:34:51 No.11473181 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473177
I know it is, I still don't care.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:34:51 No.11473182 Report

Quoted By: >>11473190

>>11473147
haha, this

>>11473124
>You meet her at a nice sit down restaurant. Like Applebee's or Chilli's or some shit.

mfw nice restaurants

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:35:03 No.11473184 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473171
At a cemetery with Tintin? Relax dawg, the internet has made you paranoid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:35:54 No.11473190 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473182

ikr. He/she forget Ruby Tuesdays

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:35:58 No.11473191 Report

Quoted By: >>11473468

Wear a foreveralone tshirt

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:36:27 No.11473194 Report

Quoted By:

>not taking advantage of social proof

i can tell you right now it's a good idea to capitalize on this shit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:36:34 No.11473196 Report

Quoted By: >>11473215 >>11473229 >>11473230 >>11473476

To be totally and completely honest, I'd tread carefully m00tykins.

Maybe my game is rusty, but I don't generally hear of girls setting up dates via email. But that's mostly beside the point. If she's got any idea who you are, she might be after you for your billions and billions of dollars you make on 4chan every day.

I say do it, just keep your wits about you. Also pics or it didn't happen.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:38:20 No.11473204 Report

Quoted By: >>11473265

hey moot

Listen here you homo queer, you're about to get messed the actual fuck up. For your information I am personal best friends with Moot, the creator of this website, and I can get you banned from the internet forever in a matter of seconds. If that doesn't make you feel threatened, you're just a nigger and I'm wasting my time because niggers are a dime a dozen. So there. By the way bitch, I have 10 Victoria's Secret models with me in this room right now and they are all laughing at you and talking about what a tiny wiener you have. Can you even reproduce with that thing? LOL! You should just kill yourself before I do. I have a ton of weapons in my arsenal with a lot of numbers in their names. Weapons that KILL people. Anyway, my time here is done. I have a life, you know. I have parties and A-list events to attend. You, on the other hand, will continue to sit on your PC in your mom's basement for all of eternity, masturbating into a bag of cheese puffs and crying over porn. You will never know the feeling of a vagina because you are fat and have a baby penis. I know that because I have government specialized equipment in my computer and I can see you right now. Haha, noob! Yeah, so consider this a formal warning. I better not see your anus on this website ever again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:39:07 No.11473210 Report

Quoted By:

Well I've gone on a few blind dates, although they've all been via okcupid. And all of them have gone pretty well, so I think I have this figured out. First, ask for pics if she didn't already attach them. Maybe ask her to do a particular pose or something so you know she's real. If she looks good, propose to meet her somewhere chill and public, like a coffee shop. If that goes well, invite her to take a walk to a casual restaurant. Be a gentleman, be yourself, and pay for her. Girls really do appreciate that. Then afterwards, ask where she lives and insist on walking her home. Then when you get there say "hey baby, give me some sugar" and make out. Then ask if you can come inside for a drink. Shit's easy, yo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:39:22 No.11473215 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473196

i sense an alpha disturbance in the betawebs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:41:21 No.11473226 Report

Quoted By: >>11473238

>>11472851
Tell her you run the most popular website in the continental US. Just don't tell her it's 4chan. Or maybe you should.

Either way, hit it like a Panzerfaust.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:41:35 No.11473229 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473196
I really don't think Moot makes that much/any money from 4chan. Although she might not know that...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:41:38 No.11473230 Report

Quoted By: >>11473265

>>11473196
This. Gold-diggers, man. She's after those sweet, sweet 4chan pass buckaroos. Just invite her to your mansion and get Jeeves to provide her with some margaritas while you slip into something more comfortable. Then take her on a walk to the stables, stopping by the Zen garden, and go for a ride on the white horse that Dumbledore rode in Lord of the Rings - I know you own it. After you have shown her your sensitive side by feeding and grooming the horse together, take the limousine to your rooftop apartment and go for a swim in the infinity pool, and cap the night off with some warm brandy by the fireplace on the endangered polar bear rug.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:41:55 No.11473233 Report

Quoted By: >>11473497

I think this thread was created to trick girls into thinking Moot never gets asked out and now he will get a FLOOD of fucking date requests.

Fucking clever plan. So that's how you trick them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:42:47 No.11473238 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473226
She already knows he runs 4chan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:43:06 No.11473239 Report

Quoted By:

Just remember to wear your big boy underwear!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:43:56 No.11473248 Report

Quoted By: >>11473265

>>11473029
>le moot

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:44:12 No.11473250 Report

Quoted By:

What does she think of 4chins?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:45:11 No.11473260 Report

Quoted By:

Get a timetamped picture. You've got to be careful in your business.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:45:38 No.11473263 Report

Quoted By: >>11473265

where did moot go :( I crying now

moot

moot Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:45:53 No.11473265 Report

Quoted By: >>11473278 >>11473354 >>11473403 >>11474494

>>11473121
I am laughing way too hard at this, because I know it's not far off from the calculus of an average 4channer ;_;

>>11473129
What do you mean again? Nobody ever took me up on my McDonald's date.

>>11473204
Sure thing, John.

>>11473230
All she'll find is a wallet full of half-eaten tacos.

>>11473248
You forgot "face."

>>11473263
>where did moot go :( I crying now
Welcome to my every waking moment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:46:07 No.11473267 Report

Quoted By: >>11473290

Have you thoroughly doxed her?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:47:33 No.11473274 Report

Quoted By: >>11473316

requesting that one picture where the guy playing diablo 3 while a girl is sitting on his lap playing diablo 3, and they are both faced towards one another.

because thats whats gonna happen on their date, m00t will be on 4chan and this "girl" will be on leddit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:48:25 No.11473278 Report

Quoted By: >>11473286 >>11473295 >>11473297 >>11473303 >>11473307

>>11473265
What about the girl in London? I remember that. BECAUSE I SENT YOU AN EMAIL TO HANG OUT AND YOU IGNORED IT LIKE AN ASSHOLE TO TAKE HER ON A DATE.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:48:43 No.11473282 Report

Quoted By:

I still think you should take her up on it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:48:56 No.11473286 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473278

shitjustgotreal

moot

moot Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:49:50 No.11473290 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473267
Yeah man, SWAT is on their way. Hopefully they'll get there just after the Papa John's guy arrives.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:50:11 No.11473295 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473278

Timestamped pic or this never happened.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:50:16 No.11473297 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473278
Moot, please allow me to apply ice to the burn.

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:50:20 No.11473299 Report

Quoted By:

If she's DTF, I'd say that settles the matter.

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:50:30 No.11473301 Report

Quoted By: >>11473307 >>11473309

I'm not gay or anything but I would date moot, maybe kiss a little with our shirts off but that's as far as it would go.
Nothing personal, just not gay.

Beta-kun

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Beta-kun Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:50:38 No.11473303 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473278

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:50:47 No.11473304 Report

Quoted By:

>>11472953
you just blew my mind

moot

moot Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:51:06 No.11473307 Report

Quoted By: >>11473315 >>11473330 >>11473331

>>11473278
It wasn't a date. We got afternoon tea, and it was strictly platonic.

Also you don't even live in London.

>>11473301
>Nothing personal, just not gay.
You sure about that, brah?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:51:21 No.11473309 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473301
I would too. no homo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:52:10 No.11473313 Report

Quoted By:

is she actually attractive?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:52:30 No.11473315 Report

Quoted By: >>11473334

>>11473307
>You sure about that, brah?
This isn't /fit/

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:52:33 No.11473316 Report

Quoted By: >>11473322 >>11474423

>>11473274

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:53:19 No.11473321 Report

Quoted By:

What made you say yes to her?
I don't believe that it was just because she asked.

moot

moot Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:53:22 No.11473322 Report

Quoted By: >>11474417 >>11474472

>>11473316
Joke's on them. Diablo 3 was a shit game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:53:54 No.11473324 Report

Quoted By:

>>11472953

it would go.

>WuuuuOOOH!
> I DATED DATED DATED, CHRIS POOooolll!
of 4CHAN 4CHAN 4Chan, and we GOT together.

キタ━━━(゜∀゜)━━━!!!!! !!UzRCCewD7Ov

キタ━━━(゜∀゜)━━━!!!!! !!UzRCCewD7Ov Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:54:04 No.11473327 Report

Quoted By:

MOOT ARE YOU ON REDDIT WHAT IS YOUR USERNAME IS IT ALLCAPS

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:54:09 No.11473328 Report

Quoted By: >>11473340

Can I apply as your internet yandere stalker moot-kun?~

Also I say go for it, it's not like she's going to drug you, drag you to her car, throw you in the trunk, take you to a secluded hotel, then proceed to have her way with you for three weeks straight while you live off sphagetti-o's and tears.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:54:21 No.11473330 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473307
>You sure about that, brah?
n-no, just..just go out with me ok!?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:54:22 No.11473331 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473307
... Afternoon tea can easily be a date. In fact, that sounds like a fantastic date. But it's up to you make it one.

And yeah I'm not in London now, but I was at the time. People move, yo. >.>

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:54:36 No.11473333 Report

Quoted By:

Damn if I had known moot was available for so long, I'd have tried to get up on that. Theres just something about that strong jawline and confident smile.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:54:42 No.11473334 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473315

m00t is all of 4chan, by extension, this thread is /fit and all other boards.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:54:59 No.11473337 Report

Quoted By: >>11473347

Do you get groupies moot? Like, I mean, bands perform and they get groupies, what about when you present at shows/conferences etc, do you get girls coming up to you afterward to flirt?

moot

moot Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:55:34 No.11473340 Report

Quoted By: >>11473350 >>11473359 >>11473366 >>11473543

>>11473328
>while you live off sphagetti-o's and tears
/adv/ is quickly becoming my favorite board on 4chan.

moot

moot Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:56:31 No.11473347 Report

Quoted By: >>11473390 >>11473425

>>11473337
>Do you get groupies moot? Like, I mean, bands perform and they get groupies, what about when you present at shows/conferences etc, do you get girls coming up to you afterward to flirt?
Nope. Sometimes people say hi and ask for a picture though.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:56:46 No.11473348 Report

Quoted By: >>11473362 >>11473368 >>11473373

OP wtf?

Mr. No Bullshit !IZkmNaURZ6

Mr. No Bullshit !IZkmNaURZ6 Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:56:51 No.11473350 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473340
Its like /r9k/ minus the /a/ with twice the /fit/

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:56:53 No.11473351 Report

Quoted By:

So what would be a bigger get for a chick?

Moot or Tucker Max?

SergeantMajorJohnSixta !6CLUyfJRnE

SergeantMajorJohnSixta !6CLUyfJRnE Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:57:15 No.11473354 Report

Quoted By: >>11473369 >>11473415

>>11473265
>Nobody ever took me up on my McDonald's date.
>Welcome to my every waking moment.

Dude.

You were Time's person of the fucking year.
You created the website thats responsible for a cultural phenomenon that's quite literally has the country in a death grip.
Your name is basically synonymous with internet culture.

I'm surprised you don't live in a fucking harem so full of slutty poser geek girls that you just swim through them like water.

You gots to put yourself out there harder nigga. Any girl would be lucky to have someone like you. This girl, if she's real, if going to fawn over you like you're Channing Tatum.

Take her to a nice restaurant, slip the waiter a 20 before hand to call you Mr. Moot or some shit. She'll love it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:57:59 No.11473358 Report

Quoted By:

Someone asked out moot and it wasn't me. Not okay. :-(

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:58:13 No.11473359 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473340
>/adv/ is quickly becoming my favorite board on 4chan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:58:14 No.11473360 Report

Quoted By: >>11473415

Check your inbox tomorrow moot

You'll probably have hundreds of new date requests thanks to this thread so you'll have some more room to decide

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:58:18 No.11473362 Report

Quoted By: >>11473415

>>11473348

Moot looks a lot like Matt Damon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:58:53 No.11473366 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473340

I fucking told you. This thread is all part of your master plan. I bet you already got like 10 date requests generated from this thread alone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:59:19 No.11473368 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473348
Hey hey hey bro sfw

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 10:59:30 No.11473369 Report

Quoted By: >>11473380 >>11473382

>>11473354
>Take her to a nice restaurant, slip the waiter a 20 before hand to call you Mr. Moot or some shit. She'll love it.
bahahah
>Your table is ready Sir Moot
>moot's face when

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:00:02 No.11473372 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473076
>your're

nice try bud

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:00:07 No.11473373 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473348

>posting pornographic images on a worksafe board
>not asking for it

pick 1

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:00:19 No.11473375 Report

Quoted By:

If I bumped into you, you would be the edward elric to my major louis armstrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:00:23 No.11473379 Report

Quoted By:

I hope moot accepts and tells us about it after. A moot love story would be a joy to read.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:00:35 No.11473380 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473369
>Mr. Moot

That's sugoi, onii-chan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:00:51 No.11473381 Report

Quoted By:

Is she also Jewish?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:01:04 No.11473382 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473369
Oh my god, that's brilliant. I'll have to pull that one myself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:01:09 No.11473383 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473083
>Whats not wrong with reddit?
fix'd

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:01:39 No.11473384 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473124
MOOT! MOOT! PAY ATTENTION TO ME! I'M TRYING TO GET YOU LAID!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:02:02 No.11473386 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473089
yeah I'm pretty damn jelly not gonna lie

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:02:06 No.11473388 Report

Quoted By:

>it's not too late to accept the date

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:02:42 No.11473390 Report

Quoted By: >>11473533

>>11473347
Moot I'm a trap. I don't want to date your or anything, but would you at least have been willing to be my friend if I lived near you or something? Or would it just be too weird...

It's ok if it is, I understand, it's cool...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:02:52 No.11473391 Report

Quoted By: >>11473407 >>11473409 >>11473413

Imagine taylor swift here

... GLorious!!!

Why does she go with some many guys? I don't understand who would want to break up with her..

Anyways Moot if you like this girl, take her! to dinner that is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:02:56 No.11473392 Report

Quoted By: >>11473614

>>11472988

date this girl, moot!

she has your eyes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:03:09 No.11473393 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473101
that was so touching

I cried/10

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:03:19 No.11473396 Report

Quoted By: >>11473415

Will you take me on a date, Moot? I promise I'm real and I'm good at conversations! What do you say?

Pic related: Me :3

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:04:00 No.11473401 Report

Quoted By: >>11473415

If they get married, it would be like medieval times and reddit and 4chan would become more friendly kingdoms

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:04:01 No.11473402 Report

Quoted By:

Moot has high IQ. If girl has high IQ, good. If girl bad IQ, Moot get bored. Test her IQ. Also, make girl harem.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:04:23 No.11473403 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473265
>;_;
pls leave OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:04:27 No.11473405 Report

Quoted By: >>11473628

>moot meets this girl
>date goes well
>they fall in love
>arrange wedding in London
>mfw I'm not invited to that either
why won't you let me love you, moot?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:04:32 No.11473407 Report

Quoted By: >>11473420

>>11473391

dude taytay wouldn't date m00t p00tles.. she likes em young, like fresh into legal adulthood / i need my parents permission to stay past 10pm young.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:04:41 No.11473409 Report

Quoted By: >>11473431

>>11473391

She must be Bipolar or something. That or her farts smell really bad. Even by Celebrity standards her relationships are huge failures.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:05:14 No.11473413 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473391
Actually, I heard the other day on the Wendy Williams Show that Taylor Swift bores her boyfriends by spending inordinate amounts of time talking about antiques.

And she is almost always found antiquing by paparazzi.
I mean is there a more boring item to discuss?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:05:19 No.11473414 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473124
THIS

moot

moot Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:05:21 No.11473415 Report

Quoted By: >>11473434 >>11473446 >>11473591 >>11473659

>>11473354
>Take her to a nice restaurant, slip the waiter a 20 before hand to call you Mr. Moot or some shit. She'll love it.
Sorry, I read "20" as "GHB."

>>11473360
>Check your inbox tomorrow moot
>You'll probably have hundreds of new date requests thanks to this thread so you'll have some more room to decide
Nobody reads /adv/ ( ._.)

>>11473362
Thankfully, that isn't actually me.

>>11473396
Trick question, cats can't speak English.

>>11473401
I think it'd more closely resemble Game of Thrones.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:06:15 No.11473420 Report

Quoted By: >>11473428

>>11473407
She dated Jake Glenhall (sinc) and he's 30 something.
Moot's not 30 yet, right...?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:06:19 No.11473421 Report

Quoted By:

Taylor Swift has seen more cock than a chicken butcher.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:06:27 No.11473422 Report

Quoted By: >>11473437

Jesus christ, every board I go to has been infected by moot as of recently.

And besides moot, I thought you and zun had a thing going on already.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:06:30 No.11473423 Report

Quoted By:

>>11472851
You say yes and you take her somewhere nice.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:07:01 No.11473425 Report

Quoted By: >>11473432 >>11473437 >>11473446

>>11473347
m00tles, darling. Date this girl or you will forever be a lonely cat collecting, wine drinking, emotional wreck.
Like my mother.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:07:11 No.11473428 Report

Quoted By: >>11473433

>>11473420

hi taytay

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:07:19 No.11473429 Report

Quoted By:

>this is only the second or third time this has happened in 9+ years
i-is that a challenge?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:07:35 No.11473431 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473409

I would smell her farts :3

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:07:37 No.11473432 Report

Quoted By: >>11473520

>>11473425
>2013
>drinking wine
>not vodka

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:07:40 No.11473433 Report

Quoted By: >>11473442

>>11473428
Dude I wish I was taytay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:07:49 No.11473434 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473415
>Nobody reads /adv/ ( ._.)
It's not quite /b/ or /v/ but it's picking up steam nicely lately.

moot

moot Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:08:10 No.11473437 Report

Quoted By: >>11473451 >>11473457 >>11473467

>>11473422
>And besides moot, I thought you and zun had a thing going on already.
He's married, to a WOMAN ;_;

>>11473425
Your mother single?

zyzz !.B0tdY9xNk

zyzz !.B0tdY9xNk Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:08:20 No.11473441 Report

Quoted By:

I thought you had a garage full of pussy and a couple kids to boot, ya sick cunt.

Copy and paste this back:

bitch i done made this shit 4 u wen i was thingken off u

O, that you knew what spells you cast!
She is the drink that never quenches: what of that?
Only more of her will satisfy; so I will drink.
But mine are not the only eyes that seek her
When she is sought by all the stars of Heaven.
How grand must I fasten to her my eyes
To earn the worth of their return?
The man that lays upon all the silks Indian;
His tailors would shame to feel her skin.
As rain doth a tear; does it compare.
And were she to look the other way
There the sun would rise, thinking it day.
And what I would give for my hand upon hers to rest,
And feel her heart flutter under her breast;
I would sacrifice all else considered best.
Are you an archaelogist?

Love
mootykins

P.S: P-please respond

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:08:20 No.11473442 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473433

TAYTAY! BABY! DAAAARLING!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:08:39 No.11473446 Report

Quoted By: >>11473464

>>11473415
But we're here moot. We're here and we love you. I'm even wearing my comfy hearty pajamas.

>>11473425
Better than a basement dwelling animu fanatic with bad teeth and a collection of horse figurines like me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:08:39 No.11473448 Report

Quoted By: >>11473459 >>11473460 >>11473683

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:09:01 No.11473451 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473437
>Your mother single?

lel moot, you dog.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:09:26 No.11473454 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473156
except it is

so there

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:09:45 No.11473457 Report

Quoted By: >>11473463

>>11473437
Dead. So unless your into that...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:10:15 No.11473459 Report

Quoted By: >>11473466

>>11473448
sad that cunt wagon didn't win

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:10:17 No.11473460 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473448

its so cute!!!

>not naming your cat "jizms"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:10:20 No.11473463 Report

Quoted By: >>11473545

>>11473457
>So unless your into that...

Is that even a question?

moot

moot Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:10:23 No.11473464 Report

Quoted By: >>11473470 >>11473474

>>11473446
>Better than a basement dwelling animu fanatic with bad teeth and a collection of horse figurines like me.
Are YOU single?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:10:35 No.11473466 Report

Quoted By: >>11473471

>>11473459

Adele is better.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:10:44 No.11473467 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473437
Are you gonna give her the dick moot?
Also what does this girl think of 4chan?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:10:47 No.11473468 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473191
this

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:11:05 No.11473470 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473464
>Are YOU single?

Moot, are you drunk?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:11:10 No.11473471 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473466
I agree with you, I think Adele is a nice name.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:11:21 No.11473474 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473464
If I say yes will you watch Space Bros and Jojo with me?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:11:34 No.11473476 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473196
>billions and billions of dollars you make on 4chan every day

are you stupid or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:12:51 No.11473481 Report

Quoted By: >>11473493

m00t should date the timestamped camfriend and the obviously lurking taytay, all at once.

im out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:13:07 No.11473482 Report

Quoted By:

I'd let Moot suck my toes. I didn't know he was single!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:13:28 No.11473484 Report

Quoted By:

NEED MORE INFORMATION.

1. She's a redditor
2. She emailed you first
3. She's seen you give speeches
4. You don't know her

Do you know what she looks like?
Have you checked her IP?
Have you checked you're not being pranked?
What does she do?
ETC.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:13:44 No.11473485 Report

Quoted By: >>11473493

She just wants a free 4chan pass, moot. Don't fall for it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:13:45 No.11473486 Report

Quoted By: >>11473496

Why doesnt the moot just date 4chan?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:14:04 No.11473492 Report

Quoted By: >>11473595

OMG moot. Is my advice so bad that you're now replacing me with 4chan?!
I'm going to go cry now. N

moot

moot Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:14:13 No.11473493 Report

Quoted By: >>11473505 >>11473506 >>11473512 >>11473522

>>11473481
I already proved she wasn't a lurker like a year ago. Get with the times, son.

>>11473485
>She just wants a free 4chan pass, moot. Don't fall for it.
She must want to save the money for 20oz bottles of soda.

moot

moot Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:14:33 No.11473496 Report

Quoted By: >>11473504 >>11473556

>>11473486
>Why doesnt the moot just date 4chan?
I mean, I spent almost every night of my life here. So I guess you could say we're already going steady.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:14:43 No.11473497 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473233
interdasting

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:15:02 No.11473499 Report

Quoted By:

Hey mootykins, what do you think of the current anime season? It's shit right?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:15:37 No.11473504 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473496
>implying we don't play hard to get?
>implying we arent sluts for the drama.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:15:41 No.11473505 Report

Quoted By: >>11473521

>>11473493
What boards does she visit? Say it ain't /soc/

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:15:44 No.11473506 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473493
what happened to tentacle grape?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:16:18 No.11473511 Report

Quoted By:

Are you sure that this girl isn't a Jew moot?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:16:21 No.11473512 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473493
200oz bottles maybe

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:16:33 No.11473514 Report

Quoted By:

Why not focus on your career and not worry about women? you're a handsome young boy and dont need to worry about triflin ho's

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:17:31 No.11473520 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473432
>60 something year old woman obsessed with France
>drinking vodka, not wine.
I didn't ask for this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:17:33 No.11473521 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473505

she goes to /pol

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:17:33 No.11473522 Report

Quoted By: >>11473535

>>11473493
Arizona Lemonade > Soda

Delicious dirt cheap lemonade flavored sugar water.

steve irwin

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steve irwin Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:17:46 No.11473524 Report

Quoted By: >>11473540 >>11473554

>>11472851
we need you over at
>>>/b/451386824

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:18:52 No.11473532 Report

Quoted By:

>>11472851

Clearly she's interested and the email is the most clear signal she's sent (a high probability that she's been dropped a few hints along the way, but hey...every guy on adv it seems has a problem of missing these signals)

Do something active (ie, minigolf) then go somewhere casual for a bite to eat.

If it's a lunch date, heat to an area that has a shit load of little shops and build a picnic basket lunch, then have it in a park (if the weather is good).

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:19:04 No.11473533 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473390
>Moot I'm a trap.
I'll need some pics. Now, I'm not gay or anything, I'm just a little bro-curious.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:19:11 No.11473534 Report

Quoted By:

moot please bring me back

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:19:13 No.11473535 Report

Quoted By: >>11473541

>>11473522
This.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:19:15 No.11473536 Report

Quoted By: >>11473544 >>11473549

This entire thread is a delightful satire of everything wrong with /adv/

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:19:23 No.11473537 Report

Quoted By:

>>11472851
Give her the d

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:19:47 No.11473540 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473524

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:20:10 No.11473541 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473535
My nigga.

E Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:20:45 No.11473543 Report

Quoted By: >>11473593

>>11473340
What do you want out of girl? if date goes best - what is an awesome-case-scenario?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:20:46 No.11473544 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473536
Because you're posting in it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:21:06 No.11473545 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473463
Hey I don't judge...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:22:04 No.11473549 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473536
I really hope your're right about that but the bad part of satire is that you have to intend to be such a sad parody.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:22:18 No.11473551 Report

Quoted By:

The more I think about it, the less I fucking trust this Trick. Ask her what the fuck is she playing at here?

>Only doing this for a dare
>Redditor (I bet she's a GWA hussy)
>No timestamped pic from her

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:22:42 No.11473554 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473524
Jesus I've heard its gotten bad but god damn... It's like Reddit on crack.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:22:54 No.11473556 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473496
One time I was in New York, and I saw you. Pussied out cause I figured you would get pissed for annoying you or something. Went home. Just had to tell you. Love you Sigourney <4

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:23:26 No.11473558 Report

Quoted By: >>11473561 >>11473563

>>11473029
I went out with a redditor a couple of times.

She ended up only wanting to be friends. We hang out occasionally and usually end up making out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:24:00 No.11473561 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473558
Why haven't you fucked her yet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:24:20 No.11473563 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473558
>redditor
>>>/reddit/
>>>/soc/

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:24:28 No.11473564 Report

Quoted By:

http://youtu.be/QhxPBrxxaqc

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:24:50 No.11473566 Report

Quoted By: >>11473571

FUCK YOU m00t

Bring back Heaven and dubs to /b/, you flaming nigger faggot.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:25:23 No.11473570 Report

Quoted By:

>>11472851

Interesting, it's happened to me a couple of times but never fails to amaze me. It's like a instant i'm Alpha feeling. I would say pursue it if you have met this girl in real life, if you haven't dump it immediately. Also was curious m00t do you ever visit /b/? Or have you gave up like the rest of us and distanced yourself?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:25:30 No.11473571 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473566
>being this mad
>lel

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:26:22 No.11473577 Report

Quoted By:

Not even lying. This thread provided more lulz than I could have ever asked for.

Drunk as fuck. Loving this shit.

I <3 you, moot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:27:46 No.11473581 Report

Quoted By: >>11473588 >>11473612

moot you don't need here, I can be your everything. I love you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:28:31 No.11473588 Report

Quoted By: >>11473620

>>11473581
*her
fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:28:41 No.11473591 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473415
>Thankfully, that isn't actually me.

Are you sure? Because it kind of looks exactly like you

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:28:53 No.11473593 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473543
She's a god, and make mootles a god, and everyone on this thread is a demigod.
Or he get's laid.

moot

moot Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:29:09 No.11473595 Report

Quoted By: >>11473613 >>11473671

>>11473492
DON'T WORRY EMOKINS YOU WILL ALWAYS BE MY ONE AND TRUE LOVE

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:29:39 No.11473599 Report

Quoted By:

Moot if I made you some super slutty nutty butties would you acknowledge me? Basically chocolate chip cookie dough, Samoas, then brownie mix with or without nuts, topped with chocolate chips. I mix honey into the brownie mix to make it super yummy.

Please respond.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:29:52 No.11473603 Report

Quoted By: >>11473617

If you are looking for a long term relationship, get caffeine in her when you go out. It elevates heart rate and makes her feel like she's having a good time (regardless of if she is or not) and will associate those feelings with you. Going to a park, watching a movie, doing anything exciting will lead to her associating having fun times with you, not you being fun, making it pretty easy to friendzone you and become the accessory she brings on fun dates
>humans are easy

Anonymous

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Giganigga has spawned!

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:29:59 No.11473605 Report

Quoted By:

MOOT!

FACE YOUR ULTIMATE ADVERSARY

moot

moot Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:30:43 No.11473612 Report

Quoted By: >>11473618 >>11473619 >>11473653 >>11473704

>>11473581
>moot you don't need here, I can be your everything. I love you.
I'm so moved.

M-maybe we could run away to Reddit, together, Anon?

Anon-San

Anon-San Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:30:53 No.11473613 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473595
So, hey, moot. Heaven doesn't work on /b/ anymore. Just thought I'd let you know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:30:58 No.11473614 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473392
d'awwww

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:31:31 No.11473617 Report

Quoted By: >>11473627

>>11473603
Just don't see thirty dark zero. Nobody could possibly get excited at that movie.

Now, there are some good movies that are just full of talking, but this was not one of them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:31:32 No.11473618 Report

Quoted By: >>11473788

>>11473612
I hear they need a new guy!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:31:34 No.11473619 Report

Quoted By: >>11473785

>>11473612
moot say hi to me please :3

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:31:38 No.11473620 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473588

LOL you failed. You blew your one chance with him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:32:25 No.11473626 Report

Quoted By: >>11473633

Jesus christ, moot just make an OkCupid profile already.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:32:28 No.11473627 Report

Quoted By: >>11473638

>>11473617
B-b-but muh freedums..

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:32:44 No.11473628 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473405
This is so sad.

OP, please just hang out with this guy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:33:48 No.11473633 Report

Quoted By: >>11473646

>>11473626
make one for him?

Anonymous

Gigganigga score

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:33:45 No.11473634 Report

Quoted By:

Kills: 10000
Deaths: 0
Cities blown: 0
Oceans evaporated: 0
Apocalypses: 0

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:34:15 No.11473638 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473627
if that movie was really about freedoms then all the materials involved in creating it would be publicly available at no charge.

Even if they gave away the movie it would still only be free as in beer and not free as in freedom.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:35:50 No.11473646 Report

Quoted By: >>11473665

>>11473633
too lazy. I'd tell him what's wrong with it if he made one and posted it here though (or in the reddit sub; actually that would be pretty funny to see)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:36:43 No.11473653 Report

Quoted By: >>11473657

>>11473612
o-okay, I'll b-bring the circlejerk :3

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:37:36 No.11473657 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473653
And I will provide the cream cheese filling.

Wait.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:37:37 No.11473659 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473415
>I think it'd more closely resemble Game of Thrones.

Anonymous

Gigganigga score

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:37:43 No.11473661 Report

Quoted By:

Kills: 14000
Deaths: 0
Cities blown: 1
Oceans evaporated: 0
Apocalypses: 0

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:38:11 No.11473665 Report

Quoted By: >>11473676 >>11473677 >>11473696

>>11473646
as if people on chan dont know everything about mooty by now. probably can make a better profile than he can about himself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:38:47 No.11473671 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473595
<3 I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU TOO

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:39:36 No.11473676 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473665
fuck you mute, you are a faggot

come at me

moot

moot Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:39:37 No.11473677 Report

Quoted By: >>11473687 >>11473689 >>11473693 >>11473696 >>11473699 >>11473723 >>11473741 >>11474489

>>11473665
>as if people on chan dont know everything about mooty by now. probably can make a better profile than he can about himself.
Most likely. I think I asked 4chan to write me a Craigslist personals ad a few years ago. I wonder what a OKCupid profile would look like.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:39:40 No.11473678 Report

Quoted By:

mootykinz, im sure that youll do fine on this date that i already know youre going on. you come to this board with a 9 year dry spell and act like you wont accept the date? im honestly a little surprised.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:40:30 No.11473683 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473448
I've seen that screenshot before, but OP was a different picture with her actually in it? (no face)

Anonymous

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Gigganigga has fled!

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:40:44 No.11473684 Report

Quoted By:

Alright. The one time i try to have a nice gigganigga fight in a thread. THE ONE TIME. Seriously? Some friends you are. Enjoy your grapes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:40:55 No.11473687 Report

Quoted By: >>11473692

>>11473677
moot why won't you say hi to me? ;_;

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:41:04 No.11473689 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473677
Come on moot. We all know you dont need an OK cupid file to meet the ladies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:41:19 No.11473692 Report

Quoted By: >>11473695

>>11473687
What if I say "hi" to you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:41:27 No.11473693 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473677
want us to compile data on you mooty?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:41:48 No.11473695 Report

Quoted By: >>11473706 >>11473707

>>11473692
its not the same ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:41:57 No.11473696 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473677
>>11473665
>implying I care

sorry moot, but nope

I'm sure we could make some shit up though if that's what you want

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:42:20 No.11473699 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473677
Also, how do you make your money? Does 4chan generate revenue or do you do something else?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:42:45 No.11473704 Report

Quoted By: >>11473814

>>11473612
I would do anything to make you happy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:42:47 No.11473706 Report

Quoted By: >>11473710

>>11473695
What if I say hi to you too?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:43:03 No.11473707 Report

Quoted By: >>11473710

>>11473695
What if I say it to you in a kawaii voice?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:43:47 No.11473710 Report

Quoted By: >>11473712 >>11473715 >>11473728

>>11473706
>>11473707
Neither of you are moot ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:44:37 No.11473712 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473710
I can be moot for you Anon. Don't you like playing pretend?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:44:40 No.11473713 Report

Quoted By:

>>11472884
>tfw moot is a newfag

moot

moot Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:44:45 No.11473715 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473710
I can be whatever you want me to be.

SergeantMajorJohnSixta !6CLUyfJRnE

SergeantMajorJohnSixta !6CLUyfJRnE Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:46:23 No.11473720 Report

Quoted By:

Moot, seriously, you should some to /adv/ more often. It's boring here now.

You can meet our pet narcissist Retpiheid. The McDonalds you set up that date in was probably the same one he almost cried in because a girl was slightly rude to him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:46:35 No.11473723 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473677
moot what if i asked u out on a date
can we have milkshakes
plz

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:47:02 No.11473728 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473710

What about me? I kind of look like Moot. Similar age too.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:47:20 No.11473731 Report

Quoted By: >>11473737

>you'll never be as loved as moot

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:48:05 No.11473737 Report

Quoted By: >>11473744 >>11473748 >>11473751 >>11473832 >>11474189

>>11473731
>you'll never be loved by moot

E Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:48:31 No.11473741 Report

Quoted By: >>11473928

>>11473677
I second for taking the girl out to milkshakes. if she doesnt like milkshakes she isnt good enough for our mooty

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:49:06 No.11473744 Report

Quoted By: >>11473753

>>11473737
>you'll never moot

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:49:35 No.11473746 Report

Quoted By:

Wait so moot, are you gonna give this chick the D or not?

Because I haven't called anyone beta yet today, so I'm at risk of losing my /adv/isor's licence.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:49:52 No.11473748 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473737
>tfw no moot bf

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:49:56 No.11473751 Report

Quoted By: >>11473761 >>11473800

>>11473737
>you'll never be loved

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:50:06 No.11473753 Report

Quoted By: >>11473763

>>11473744
>you'll never have cute anime loving children with moot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:50:42 No.11473760 Report

Quoted By:

I suggest you fix the problem on /b/.
>Heaven no longer functions

In addition, take her out for dinner, be the man. Make sure you look successful.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:50:52 No.11473761 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473751
I love you Anon. <3

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:50:54 No.11473763 Report

Quoted By: >>11473772

>>11473753
If we elected ron paul we would have.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:51:06 No.11473764 Report

Quoted By: >>11473778

Moot is a virgin, right?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:51:25 No.11473765 Report

Quoted By:

Moot, if you end up not going, you should call some kind of local flower shop by her, and have a flower or two delivered.

It's less money than you would have spent on the date, but you'll make her feel real cool-like.

Just a thought.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:51:32 No.11473768 Report

Quoted By:

moots never gonna say hi to me is he? ;_;

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:51:56 No.11473772 Report

Quoted By: >>11473780

>>11473763
Anon please my fragile heart cannot take this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:52:25 No.11473776 Report

Quoted By: >>11473855

moot please add me on runescape

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:52:33 No.11473777 Report

Quoted By:

mfw moot-sempai has noticed /adv/ and I can't think of anything witty to say

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:52:34 No.11473778 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473764
Of course! How dare you insinuate that my waifu is not pure.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:53:03 No.11473780 Report

Quoted By: >>11473790

>>11473772
You;re right. It was foolish to ever think that....nevermind...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:53:28 No.11473785 Report

Quoted By: >>11473861

>>11473619
get out

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:54:00 No.11473788 Report

Quoted By: >>11473798

>>11473618
how did no one lol at this?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:54:12 No.11473790 Report

Quoted By: >>11473797

>>11473780
So foolish of us.

And he's probably gone forever right now.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:55:10 No.11473797 Report

Quoted By: >>11473805

>>11473790
and then.... a sound of thunder....

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:55:11 No.11473798 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473788
>dat samefag
it's okay anon. your post was kind of funny. take it easy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:55:25 No.11473800 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473751
Love is for the weak.

Nikola Tesla was better than everyone in this thread, and he didn't need love.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:56:02 No.11473805 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473797
There's gonna be a heartache tonight, a heartache tonight I know...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:56:55 No.11473810 Report

Quoted By: >>11473816

Moot if this post is dubs will you say hi

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:57:36 No.11473814 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473704
creep

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:57:44 No.11473816 Report

Quoted By: >>11473823

>>11473810
Nu

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:58:12 No.11473819 Report

Quoted By: >>11473879

Moot, send her nudes before you go on the date. She has to know about your baby penis or it's just not fair to her.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:58:40 No.11473823 Report

Quoted By: >>11473839

>>11473816
sup

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:58:41 No.11473824 Report

Quoted By:

okay moot, here's what you do
<--

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 11:59:51 No.11473832 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473737
>you'll never scoot the moot

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:00:38 No.11473839 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473823
Ahmma kill you

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:01:20 No.11473843 Report

Quoted By: >>11473903

Moot...I could be your girlfriend tonight if you wanted

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:02:01 No.11473847 Report

Quoted By: >>11473849 >>11473857

moot do you like sweet potato casserole? because I was thinking, you know, if you ever wanted to um... come over to my place we could spoon feed each other? or is that weird? please respond

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:02:42 No.11473849 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473847
That's not weird at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:03:24 No.11473855 Report

Quoted By: >>11473887

>>11473776
MOOT PLEASE ADD ME ON RUNESCAPE I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU TWICE

my username is zezima

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:03:35 No.11473857 Report

Quoted By: >>11473913

>>11473847
Can I join?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:03:56 No.11473861 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473785
wooly worms are so cute! right moot?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:04:32 No.11473866 Report

Quoted By:

Well, looks like he left

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:04:42 No.11473867 Report

Quoted By:

what is Moot's progress in becoming a /fit/ god?
does he surpass scoobs yet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:06:23 No.11473878 Report

Quoted By:

Hey moot. I'm a huge fan of your work.

Take her on a date only moot can.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:06:27 No.11473879 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473819
I agree moot. You can't keep these things a secret.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:07:00 No.11473885 Report

Quoted By:

I have literally samefagged half of the posts in this thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:07:21 No.11473887 Report

Quoted By: >>11473895

>>11473855
... THE ZEZIMA!?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:07:44 No.11473890 Report

Quoted By: >>11473930

So, did moot get any actual advice from this thread?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:07:44 No.11473891 Report

Quoted By: >>11474097

OP, do you prefer cats or girls? That is a legitimate question because it's something I struggle with myself

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:08:18 No.11473895 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473887
THE ZEZIMAS

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:09:06 No.11473903 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473843
>implying you are female
anon pls

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:11:22 No.11473913 Report

Quoted By: >>11473926

>>11473857
sorry anon, I'd invite you but I don't know if you'd want to third wheel. unless you're into threesomes? that could work but only if you're hot

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:12:01 No.11473924 Report

Quoted By:

Moot, I'm a little disappointed in your reaction. A date is easy, low pressure, and safe. Meet at a cafe, talk to each other, make her lead if you're nervous, then make her do all the communication after that. Pay, don't pay, whatever.

People don't actually take kidneys, cool as that would be.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:12:25 No.11473926 Report

Quoted By: >>11473931 >>11473967

>>11473913
>hot

Oh, sorry. I look like Marigold from Questionable Content, so no.

H-have fun.

moot

moot Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:12:51 No.11473928 Report

Quoted By: >>11473932 >>11473935 >>11473939 >>11473940 >>11473941 >>11473978 >>11473979

>>11473741
Who doesn't like milkshakes????

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:12:56 No.11473930 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473890
no

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:13:21 No.11473931 Report

Quoted By: >>11473935

>>11473926
B-but you look so cute in the tiny hatssssss

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:13:27 No.11473932 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473928
s-sweet potato casserole? m-moot please

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:14:08 No.11473935 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473931
I don't own any hats.

>>11473928
Moot I'd bring milkshakes to your yard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:14:13 No.11473939 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473928
Moot, that is way too many question marks for a reasonable person to use.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:14:19 No.11473940 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473928
Say something to me anything ;_;

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:14:46 No.11473941 Report

Quoted By: >>11473982

>>11473928
I stand corrected.
Also, in case of kidney stealing

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:15:26 No.11473946 Report

Quoted By: >>11474110

Hey Moot where do you live?
I heard you live in NYC but I never see you around here.
Where are you hiding Moot ? :(

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:16:22 No.11473955 Report

Quoted By: >>11473964 >>11473981 >>11473986

>tfw moot will never wake up beside you after a night of hardcore snuggling

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:17:29 No.11473964 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473955
;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:17:47 No.11473967 Report

Quoted By: >>11473973

>>11473926
you can be on the bottom of the pile when we're having sex and I'll be on top. that way we won't have to look at each other. deal??

moot would obviously be in the middle. that's why they call him middleman moot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:18:38 No.11473973 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473967
Deal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:19:42 No.11473978 Report

Quoted By: >>11473994

>>11473928

bitches that who moot bitches.

btw is she good looking at all?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:19:46 No.11473979 Report

Quoted By: >>11473985 >>11473993 >>11473997

>>11473928
Hey, don't forget about us lactose intolerant sufferers...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:20:16 No.11473981 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473955

:(

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:20:21 No.11473982 Report

Quoted By: >>11474003

>>11473941
as a woman that was a fairly disturbing read

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:20:51 No.11473985 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473979
Intolerance will not be tolerated.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:20:52 No.11473986 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473955
=[

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:21:22 No.11473993 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473979
>intolerant

You don't belong here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:21:25 No.11473994 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473978
>bitches that who moot bitches
wat

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:21:58 No.11473997 Report

Quoted By: >>11474009

>>11473979
>intolerant
gtfo racist
back to /b/

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:22:33 No.11474001 Report

Quoted By: >>11474005 >>11474008 >>11474025

>tfw moot will never say he loves you just as the the sun rises over the horizon
>tfw you will never know moot on a personal level

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:22:55 No.11474003 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473982
well i got it from /b/ so that would make sense

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:23:04 No.11474005 Report

Quoted By: >>11474013

>>11474001
>you'll never bake cookies with moot's mom

;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:23:42 No.11474008 Report

Quoted By: >>11474115

>>11474001

>tfw you never bring moot a morning coffee as you gently talk about the day ahead
>that face when you won't get to share a sunset filled picnic

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:23:50 No.11474009 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473997
ok :(

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:24:38 No.11474013 Report

Quoted By: >>11474015 >>11474017

>>11474005
>you will never pull an all nighter playing videogames and eating junk food with moot

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:25:31 No.11474015 Report

Quoted By: >>11474029

>>11474013
>there will never be a week long celebration of the conception of a child between you and moot while /b/ faps over the ultrasound pictures

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:25:58 No.11474017 Report

Quoted By: >>11474027

>>11474013
>moot will never gently caress your face, lean in close and whisper "you da one"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:26:03 No.11474019 Report

Quoted By: >>11474031 >>11474032

Is it just me or did moot leave us for /b/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:26:39 No.11474025 Report

Quoted By:

>>11474001
I'm crying

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:27:11 No.11474027 Report

Quoted By: >>11474030

>>11474017
>moot will never watch Spacebros with you while eating chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream while there's a thunderstorm outside.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:27:44 No.11474029 Report

Quoted By: >>11474038

>>11474015
> you will never get into a petty argument with moot only to resolve it later and be reminded how much you love each other

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:27:55 No.11474030 Report

Quoted By: >>11474038

>>11474027
>moot will never fondle your boobs with the gentle touch of a thousand virgins

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:28:13 No.11474031 Report

Quoted By:

>>11474019
no he left the /b/ thread too

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:28:19 No.11474032 Report

Quoted By:

>>11474019
he should go to /co/
where the cools kids are

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:28:40 No.11474036 Report

Quoted By: >>11474045 >>11474069

All right, moot, you got a good head on your shoulders, and I heard you're a pretty down to earth guy. you don't need to impress this lady, she's already impressed by you. Ask her about herself and stuff. You know, I bet it will be fine.
I hope she is nice and understands that your personal time with her doesn't go on the interbutts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:29:08 No.11474038 Report

Quoted By: >>11474052

>>11474029
>>11474030
>you'll never be known as "moot's 3DPD waifu" to /a/

Anonymous

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NO MOOT, DON'T DO IT!!!!!

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:29:21 No.11474039 Report

Quoted By:

moot, it's your best friend /jp/ here.
I came here to warn you that nothing good can come of real women, ever. Just look at the last time you met up with a 3D women.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:31:10 No.11474045 Report

Quoted By:

>>11474036

all he has to be like is this

"yo lady tits or gtfo"
"and she be like wahhh, u creep"
than he be like
"no bitch thats just what the board i CREATED says to absolutely stunning ladys like yourself, you may have heard of it 4chan"
"OH whats that the times 100 is calling, i need to answer this, they need advice from the past winners"

she will be making so much panty soup at this point, you could solve the world hunger problem

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:31:19 No.11474046 Report

Quoted By: >>11474062 >>11474676

moot rate each of these girls

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:31:29 No.11474047 Report

Quoted By: >>11474056

During the date keep your goddamn mouth shut and don't say anything stupid. Women don't want you to talk the just want you to stfu and listen and maybe pay for things.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:32:51 No.11474052 Report

Quoted By: >>11474059

>>11474038
you'll never wake up to a text like this from moot

:(

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:33:22 No.11474056 Report

Quoted By:

>>11474047
Not completely true, try to be at least somewhat interesting.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:33:41 No.11474059 Report

Quoted By:

>>11474052
This is too much, I'm getting heartburn.

I guess I'll say goodnight moot, that is, if you are still here.

moot

moot Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:34:39 No.11474062 Report

Quoted By: >>11474067 >>11474068 >>11474070 >>11474077 >>11474080 >>11474094 >>11474112

>>11474046
Who is the qt 3.14, second from the right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:35:26 No.11474067 Report

Quoted By:

>>11474062
too far

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:35:29 No.11474068 Report

Quoted By:

>>11474062
Moot I'm going to bed. Nighty night, don't let the trolls bite, I hope you remember Robot Unicorn Attack's anniversary is coming up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:35:38 No.11474069 Report

Quoted By:

>>11474036
just make sure to tell her lots of stories about /b/

that'll win her over for sure!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:36:00 No.11474070 Report

Quoted By:

>>11474062
lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:36:16 No.11474073 Report

Quoted By: >>11474076

moot can you please just delete /b/? i'm begging you

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:36:26 No.11474074 Report

Quoted By: >>11474082 >>11474086

..........Now I understand why my boyfriend has been stuck to his computer for the past hour and ignoring me...

Fuck you Jason!!!!!! Moot isn't the one sucking your cock faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:36:44 No.11474076 Report

Quoted By: >>11474119

>>11474073
fuck you /b/ is great

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:36:58 No.11474077 Report

Quoted By:

>>11474062
It's me, moot! Tell me I'm pretty!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:37:34 No.11474080 Report

Quoted By:

>>11474062
moot, just remember.
tits or gtfo

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:37:56 No.11474082 Report

Quoted By: >>11474140

>>11474074
THIS JUST IN: HANDSOME YOUNG MEN EVERYWHERE ARE LEAVING THEIR GIRLFRIENDS FOR MOOT

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:38:21 No.11474086 Report

Quoted By:

>>11474074

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:39:47 No.11474094 Report

Quoted By:

>>11474062
moot you never answered my sweet potato casserole inquiry. this is too much emotional baggage for me. if it's a no, just say so, okay? you can tell me. at least then I'll know... p-please

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:40:37 No.11474097 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473891
this question is still up for grabs OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:41:18 No.11474103 Report

Quoted By:

somebuddy please archive this shit LOL this is so funny thread!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:41:23 No.11474105 Report

Quoted By: >>11474114 >>11474143

>you will never go see a movie with moot and accidentally touch hands in the popcorn and quicky pull away while both of you are blushing excessively

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:42:16 No.11474110 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473946
he doesn't leave his house

duh

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:42:30 No.11474112 Report

Quoted By: >>11474125

>>11474062
Hey moot, would you ever come down to Chile to visit us? You have quite the fanbase.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:42:55 No.11474114 Report

Quoted By:

>>11474105

LOL okay that one got me

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:43:03 No.11474115 Report

Quoted By: >>11474123

>>11474008
>that face when
do you - are you retarded?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:44:02 No.11474119 Report

Quoted By: >>11474128

>>11474076
are you srs bruh bruh

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:44:57 No.11474123 Report

Quoted By: >>11474127

>>11474115

its either or technically

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:45:32 No.11474125 Report

Quoted By:

>>11474112
My cousin works at Gold Star Chili, does that count?

-moot

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:46:22 No.11474127 Report

Quoted By:

>>11474123
except no

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:46:27 No.11474128 Report

Quoted By:

>>11474119
yeah

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:46:37 No.11474129 Report

Quoted By:

So Moot, whats your Squat and DL like?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:47:46 No.11474133 Report

Quoted By:

GUYS HELP!!!!!! I'M PEEING RIGHT NOW AND I CAN'T STOP!!!! I CAN'T STOP PEEING!!!

I KNOW YOU GUYS THINK THIS IS A JOKE BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO I'VE NEVER PEED THIS LONG BEFORE PLEASE

moot

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moot Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:49:11 No.11474140 Report

Quoted By: >>11474152

>>11474082
>THIS JUST IN: HANDSOME YOUNG MEN EVERYWHERE ARE LEAVING THEIR GIRLFRIENDS FOR MOOT

moot

moot Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:49:31 No.11474143 Report

Quoted By: >>11474150 >>11474152 >>11474154 >>11474162

>>11474105
"...That's not popcorn, bb."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:49:53 No.11474145 Report

Quoted By:

hey moot so are we officially going steady now?

Meow

Meow Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:50:33 No.11474147 Report

Quoted By: >>11474156 >>11474167 >>11474173

Come on mootykins, you're better than this. Wine and dine the fuck out of this lady. smile, be polite and have fun. Trust me, us femanons aren't that hard to figure out.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:51:42 No.11474150 Report

Quoted By: >>11474153

>>11474143
Do you even lift?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:51:47 No.11474152 Report

Quoted By:

>>11474140
>>11474143
You know, you could have put both of those posts in the same post but you decided to be a faggot instead.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:52:20 No.11474153 Report

Quoted By:

>>11474150

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:52:29 No.11474154 Report

Quoted By:

>>11474143
How is that even an innuendo? What else could it possibly be if not popcorn?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:52:48 No.11474156 Report

Quoted By:

>>11474147
>Wine and dine

No. Ew.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:55:00 No.11474162 Report

Quoted By:

>>11474143
do people ask for your autograph?
if yes do you sign it as moot?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:55:55 No.11474167 Report

Quoted By: >>11474173

>>11474147
No, don't listen to this bitch. Don't be polite - go for the tough guy shit. Beat her up routinely and rape the shit out of her mom. She'll fall head over heels in no time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 12:58:12 No.11474173 Report

Quoted By: >>11474182

>>11474167
>>11474147
Don't listen to the faggets. just be yourself and when that fails you will still always have us.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:00:48 No.11474182 Report

Quoted By:

>>11474173
>faggets

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:03:22 No.11474189 Report

Quoted By: >>11474196

>>11473737
>You will never be loved at all.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:05:20 No.11474196 Report

Quoted By: >>11474215

>>11474189
Come here and give me a hug bro

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:09:18 No.11474214 Report

Quoted By:

moot is this you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:09:51 No.11474215 Report

Quoted By: >>11474226 >>11474229 >>11474237 >>11474245

>>11474196
Reading this kind of stuffs reminds me that pretty much I suck being social, my last attempt of going out with some girl i found interesting ended with many "sorry im busy" and with a "sorry annon, but i just got a boyfriend like a day ago, maybe you'll find someone who likes you"

I kinda feel empty and i wonder what's wrong with me.

moot

moot Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:10:49 No.11474226 Report

Quoted By: >>11474233

>>11474215
>sorry annon, but i just got a boyfriend like a day ago, maybe you'll find someone who likes you
Oof, fucking brutal.

Sorry bro.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:11:15 No.11474229 Report

Quoted By: >>11474247

>>11474215
it's because you're fat, bro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:11:55 No.11474233 Report

Quoted By: >>11474240

>>11474226
dude you're still lurking? isn't it past your bedtime or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:12:44 No.11474237 Report

Quoted By: >>11474251 >>11474354

>>11474215
I like you ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:13:15 No.11474239 Report

Quoted By: >>11474251

moot how many girls recognize you? do you get laid a lot?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:13:28 No.11474240 Report

Quoted By:

>>11474233
Moot can't take it easy because the janitors keep deleting flanfly threads

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:14:18 No.11474245 Report

Quoted By:

>>11474215
girl said she would go to homecoming with me
then changed her mind

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:14:39 No.11474247 Report

Quoted By: >>11474286

>>11474229
I can post a picture of myself, i just need to find the fucking camera.

moot

moot Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:14:53 No.11474251 Report

Quoted By: >>11474255 >>11474256 >>11474261 >>11474278 >>11474290 >>11474510

>>11474237
M-maybe you could be his girlfriend tonight?

>>11474239
>moot how many girls recognize you?
Girls? Maybe 20% of the people who recognize me are female.

>do you get laid a lot?
Get a load of this guy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:16:22 No.11474255 Report

Quoted By: >>11474287

>>11474251
She just wants you for the money, Moot.
Get yourself a kitty.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:16:38 No.11474256 Report

Quoted By: >>11474262

>>11474251
Should I build a shrine dedicated to you in my linen closet?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:16:55 No.11474259 Report

Quoted By: >>11474265

Is this not the most awkward piece of photography you've ever laid eyes on?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:17:05 No.11474261 Report

Quoted By: >>11474274

>>11474251
you're not that ugly m8, no homo
how come you don't pull more ass, you've been in times magazine breh

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:17:11 No.11474262 Report

Quoted By:

>>11474256
go for it Helga

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:17:41 No.11474265 Report

Quoted By: >>11474277

>>11474259
hey /b/ro

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:18:48 No.11474274 Report

Quoted By:

>>11474261
he's not ugly at all

I think moot is really attractive actually. he's got a kind of boyish charm to him

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:19:19 No.11474277 Report

Quoted By: >>11474288

>>11474265
fuck your shit, nigger.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:19:20 No.11474278 Report

Quoted By: >>11474298

>>11474251
Will i ever get to meet you
Meeting you would complete me
where do you generally hang out

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:20:56 No.11474286 Report

Quoted By: >>11474300

>>11474247
this guy actually got offended because I called him fat and is trying to prove himself to me

lol chill bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:21:26 No.11474287 Report

Quoted By: >>11474323

>>11474255
moot doesn't have kitty?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:21:27 No.11474288 Report

Quoted By:

>>11474277

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:22:01 No.11474290 Report

Quoted By:

>>11474251
so you're a virgin, is what you're saying?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:23:30 No.11474298 Report

Quoted By:

>>11474278
Same here mootypie
I just want to hang out as buds, that's all. Nothing more than that. Although if you were to let me stick my dick in your tight little asshole I would be okay would that too

pic related it's me

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:23:48 No.11474299 Report

Quoted By: >>11474308

My girlfriend said she asked you to wish me a happy birthday a while ago, I'm Brandon.

But it's ok because I know you're busy :3

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:23:57 No.11474300 Report

Quoted By:

>>11474286
We're cool.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:24:08 No.11474302 Report

Quoted By:

Moot, do you watch a lot of homosexual pornography, also known as "gay porn" or "guys fucking each other in the ass"?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:25:16 No.11474307 Report

Quoted By: >>11474311

/fa/ here, what are you gonna wear?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:25:19 No.11474308 Report

Quoted By: >>11474312 >>11474314

>>11474299
>being a desperate fag to that extent
>:3

the emoticon just pushed it over the edge, man. please leave

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:25:53 No.11474311 Report

Quoted By: >>11474317 >>11474319

>>11474307
the fuck... is that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:26:15 No.11474312 Report

Quoted By:

>>11474308
wanna cuddle? :3

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:26:35 No.11474314 Report

Quoted By:

>>11474308

Yeah, I'm pretty gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:27:44 No.11474316 Report

Quoted By:

I think this "Moot" guy is a classy fellow and I would love to have buttsex with him in the park by my house.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:28:46 No.11474317 Report

Quoted By:

>>11474311

It's a black chick with hams saran wrapped around her

What are you blind

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:29:05 No.11474319 Report

Quoted By:

>>11474311
One does not simply put on a meat dress.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:29:31 No.11474322 Report

Quoted By: >>11474368

hey moot, next time you come to vegas can I take you to a strip club?
and by "take you to a strip club" I mean "meet there, and sit next to each other while having a bitch under one arm and a cigar in the other"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:29:31 No.11474323 Report

Quoted By: >>11474331

>>11474287
Well, perhaps he does but if so, apparently one isn't enough for a man as lonely as Moot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:30:56 No.11474329 Report

Quoted By:

CATS

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:31:37 No.11474331 Report

Quoted By:

>>11474323
does he? does anyone know?

It's really important to me that I know whether or not moot has kitty.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:32:16 No.11474333 Report

Quoted By: >>11474342

Moot, if I were to send you a kitty in the mail would you keep it or return to sender? legitimate question

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:32:35 No.11474334 Report

Quoted By:

SHE'S AFTER THAT 4CHAN PASS DOSH MOOT!!!!
ABANDON SHIP!!!!
CONVERT ALL PROFITS TO GOLD!!!!!!
BURN YOUR HARDDRIVE!!!!!!!!!!
oh wait, there is no profits. We're safe everybody

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:33:48 No.11474342 Report

Quoted By: >>11474344 >>11474353

>>11474333
He would probably call the cops. Dead cats ain't nothin to fuck wit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:33:57 No.11474343 Report

Quoted By: >>11474378

>>11472988
tits or gtfo

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:34:28 No.11474344 Report

Quoted By: >>11474347 >>11474351

>>11474342
no, alive kitty! jeez you're so morbid

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:35:04 No.11474347 Report

Quoted By: >>11474356

>>11474344
>implying a cat would survive the shipping process

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:35:41 No.11474351 Report

Quoted By: >>11474356 >>11474359

>>11474344
it wouldn't survive the mail trip dumbas

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:36:39 No.11474353 Report

Quoted By: >>11474361 >>11474367

>>11474342
I can picture it now
>moot gets a package at his door
>From: anon. enjoy moot :3c
>"Awww how sweet, a gift from anon"
>he opens the package
>it's a dead cat
>"Why, 4chan. Why"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:36:45 No.11474354 Report

Quoted By:

>>11474237
I appreciate that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:37:31 No.11474356 Report

Quoted By: >>11474361

>>11474347
>>11474351
fuck you. all of my dreams are crushed.

I just wanted to send moot a baby cat in the mail, okay? jesus christ I'm just going to kill myself what the fuck is the point

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:38:24 No.11474359 Report

Quoted By: >>11474363

>>11474351
>dumbas

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:38:52 No.11474361 Report

Quoted By: >>11474382

>>11474356
You won't do it. You don't have the testicles
>>11474353
aaaaaahahahahahhahaha

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:39:21 No.11474363 Report

Quoted By:

>>11474359
well shit. that is embarrassing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:39:48 No.11474366 Report

Quoted By: >>11474392 >>11474393

Does Moot never sleep?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:39:59 No.11474367 Report

Quoted By:

>>11474353
lol'd

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:40:07 No.11474368 Report

Quoted By: >>11474373

>>11474322
>and by "take you to a strip club" I mean "meet up at the strip club, drug you, put you in a sack, drag you to the back alley, and laugh as a bunch of HIV positive niggers fuck you in the anus"

fix'd

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:41:01 No.11474373 Report

Quoted By:

>>11474368
that too

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:41:23 No.11474374 Report

Quoted By:

This is the funniest thread I've read in a while, honestly. Moot, I hope everything works out with your girl.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:41:51 No.11474377 Report

Quoted By: >>11474397

Oh where, oh where, has mootykins gone?
Oh where, oh where can he be?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:42:00 No.11474378 Report

Quoted By: >>11474405

>>11474343
a little late there bud, don'tcha think?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:43:20 No.11474382 Report

Quoted By:

>>11474361
Do you even testicles

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:43:47 No.11474385 Report

Quoted By: >>11474411

>No girl will ever ask you out because you spend every day of your last 4 years on 4chan

T-thanks moot

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:44:28 No.11474388 Report

Quoted By:

have you defeated her evil exes yet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:44:41 No.11474389 Report

Quoted By: >>11474399

The absolute worst feeling in the world is looking at a CAPTCHA and not knowing for the life of you whether that's a lowercase "l" or an uppercase "i"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:45:13 No.11474391 Report

Quoted By:

I've always wondered why people think moot gets laid for spending 18 hours a day lying in bed on his computer

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:45:17 No.11474392 Report

Quoted By:

>>11474366
moot is edwart cullen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:45:50 No.11474393 Report

Quoted By:

>>11474366
he doesn't have a soul

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:46:40 No.11474397 Report

Quoted By:

>>11474377
I miss moot
moot pls come back
im crying

That was the best I could do in way of a poem.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:46:50 No.11474399 Report

Quoted By: >>11474419

>>11474389
there are subtle differences

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:47:32 No.11474402 Report

Quoted By:

show her your abs and packs and she will be all over you.

/fit/ will be proud

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:47:48 No.11474404 Report

Quoted By: >>11474433

go to /r9k/ newfag.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:48:02 No.11474405 Report

Quoted By:

>>11474378
>don'tcha

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:49:54 No.11474411 Report

Quoted By:

>>11474385
Yeah, moot. While you're busy worrying about some virtual cumdumpster, you forget that you've ruined the love lives of some 8 million lonely neckbeards.

:(

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:51:01 No.11474417 Report

Quoted By: >>11474432

>>11473322
But moot why the fuck did you let Activision Blizzard shit on /v/ with their constant, beyond worse than spamming, shitpost encouraging marketing? Why didn't you listen?

Why did you make a STICKY on /vg/ that had it's image read "PRE-ORDER NOW" and still let them post on /v/ to the point where they had 18 (EIGHTFUCKINGTEEN) threads active at a time? How did that happen moot?

Why don't you care for /v/, moot? Are we not worth it? Could you atleast assign a couple more moderators that actually (this is important) care about /v/?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:51:06 No.11474419 Report

Quoted By: >>11474435

>>11474399
fuck you and your subtle differences.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:51:20 No.11474420 Report

Quoted By:

Okay, I think moot finally left for good this time

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:51:59 No.11474422 Report

Quoted By:

moot you could have least told us goodnight

...whore

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:52:00 No.11474423 Report

Quoted By: >>11474428

>>11473316
i hate this pic so much.
it makes me wanna puke blood at those fags.

>we are a gamer couple HURR
>look at us being nerdy DURR
>and the pic is totally not staged HURR

fucking retard generation

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:52:55 No.11474428 Report

Quoted By: >>11474474

>>11474423
You know what's even more retarded? People who talk about the "retard generation" like it's any different than any other generation ever

faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:53:57 No.11474429 Report

Quoted By:

Is someone going to archive this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:55:32 No.11474432 Report

Quoted By: >>11474444

>>11474417
lol go cry somewhere else faggot nobody cares

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:55:40 No.11474433 Report

Quoted By:

>>11474404
implying that's not his fav. board already.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:56:10 No.11474435 Report

Quoted By: >>11474456

>>11474419
fuck you and your nigger eating $50 bills
with this

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:56:38 No.11474437 Report

Quoted By: >>11474459

moot pls pretend i wrote something clever so you have to reply to me

also: you need to watch more adventure time

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:59:16 No.11474444 Report

Quoted By: >>11474462

>>11474432
>I couldn't ignore that one post in a moot thread that had nothing to do with my interests oh no
>oh no I'm choking on dicks help

sage !2PmDKLNHkc

sage !2PmDKLNHkc Wed 16 Jan 2013 13:59:34 No.11474445 Report

Quoted By: >>11474465

>>11472851
Bitches will be you're undoing if you're not careful.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 14:02:28 No.11474456 Report

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>>11474435
that's... that's just foul

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 14:03:09 No.11474458 Report

Quoted By: >>11474466

moot, I would totally go out with you. I'm a real live girl and everything. And I love milkshakes.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 14:03:14 No.11474459 Report

Quoted By: >>11474463

>>11474437
does he watch any adventure time at all?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 14:03:52 No.11474462 Report

Quoted By:

>>11474444
shut up baby penis

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 14:04:03 No.11474463 Report

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>>11474459
no idea.
so even if he doesnt watch it he still needs to watch more

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 14:04:44 No.11474465 Report

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>>11474445
>you're

omg just stop

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 14:05:27 No.11474466 Report

Quoted By: >>11474468 >>11474488

>>11474458
lies

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 14:06:15 No.11474468 Report

Quoted By:

>>11474466
probably a trap

(no offence to trapgirl)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 14:07:44 No.11474472 Report

Quoted By: >>11474475

>>11473322
I remember someone posting the exact same picture and your reply was something along the lines of 'you will never... ;_;'

What has changed?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 14:08:07 No.11474474 Report

Quoted By:

>>11474428
why do you think it's called the retard generation?
because it's like the retarded version of any other generation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 14:08:46 No.11474475 Report

Quoted By: >>11474480 >>11474482

>>11474472
he probably played the game...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 14:10:40 No.11474480 Report

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>>11474475
a lot of people did, then they realized diablo 3 is in fact fucking shit and now no one plays it.
seriously if you go to matchmaking or something you can barely find any people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 14:11:01 No.11474482 Report

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>>11474475
That was already months after it was out. I am pretty sure he played it before.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 14:11:11 No.11474484 Report

Quoted By: >>11474486

Dear Moot, have you asked where she's from? Is she a brasilian? Is there any "hue" in the mail? Watch out, or she'll report you mootykins.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 14:12:12 No.11474486 Report

Quoted By: >>11474497

>>11474484
i think moot is gone.
how can he even breath without us?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 14:12:49 No.11474488 Report

Quoted By:

>>11474466
I swear, I really love milkshakes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 14:14:21 No.11474489 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473677
I met my wife on OKcupid. legit place if you are smart enough to avoid the trolls. I went from foreveralone to well... foreverstuck...

also, I say let /b/ make you a profile. at least its sure to entertain, if nothing else. Though probably predictable too, I can see the profile image now...

sage !2PmDKLNHkc

sage !2PmDKLNHkc Wed 16 Jan 2013 14:15:26 No.11474494 Report

Quoted By: >>11474506

>>11473265
>implying that making girls pay is a bad thing

This is the 21st century, women do the chasing now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 14:15:46 No.11474497 Report

Quoted By:

>>11474486
Silly moot, i bet his spaghetti is all over the shit now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 14:18:55 No.11474506 Report

Quoted By: >>11474537

>>11474494
>implying

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 14:19:11 No.11474507 Report

Quoted By: >>11474515

chanarchive

.org

/request_votes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 14:19:18 No.11474508 Report

Quoted By:

Is moot's girlfriend on his account trolling us all?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 14:19:56 No.11474510 Report

Quoted By: >>11474523

>>11474251
I miss you moot. I want you back. Can we ever see each other again? I miss the way you held me until I stopped crying. I miss the way you listened to my problems and actually heard what I was saying instead of just nodding along. I miss the way you would slowly caress my back until my stress melted away like a scoop of ice cream down the side of the cone. I wish that we could have what we used to have together before everything fell apart. Do you think we can have that again Chris?

Please Chris. I'll do anything for you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 14:21:53 No.11474515 Report

Quoted By: >>11474520

>>11474507
meh.
what's so archivable about this thread?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 14:23:15 No.11474520 Report

Quoted By:

>>11474515
Are you kidding?
It's been fucking hilarious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 14:23:46 No.11474523 Report

Quoted By:

>>11474510
I lol'd

sage !2PmDKLNHkc

sage !2PmDKLNHkc Wed 16 Jan 2013 14:27:42 No.11474537 Report

Quoted By:

>>11474506
cheap mooching slut detected

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 14:48:26 No.11474607 Report

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Is this thread on autosage now?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 14:49:04 No.11474610 Report

Quoted By:

>>11472851
Quickly Moot, take my hand. There is still some time left, there's still time to remedy all of this.

We have to go save Natalie Portman, an act which will secure your future with her's and lock in a future of Moot-mans that will one day inherit the internet itself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 15:10:26 No.11474676 Report

Quoted By:

>>11474046

Middle. Cop. Red. Sailor. Beatdown Jew bitch

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 15:25:57 No.11474712 Report

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Moot I am disappoint. I thought lifting and getting into great shape would have raised your confidence in yourself to the point where you wouldn't be posting threads like this.

Just go out and do it. If you fail adapt and learn from your mistakes and don't live in the past worrying about your mistakes. Shed any failure that happens and focus on getting better to make a better future for yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 15:27:53 No.11474720 Report

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>/adv/ is my most visited board
>Spent the last 2 hours dicking around on /co/ and /v/
>Missed this thread entirely

Oh god ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 15:30:38 No.11474725 Report

Quoted By:

>>11473078
Mootles' smile is wide and cute. He's objectively attractive.
I'm a nutrition scientist. I can say this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Jan 2013 18:58:09 No.11475155 Report

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