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Anonymous !WpwMPyTwfc Mon 16 Apr 2012 06:10:00 No.9680678 View View Reply Original Report

Texting a female friend I like, she's greentext

god damn kids
>get off my lawn
>so how's the essay coming
not that bad, I'm still awake
how's it going at your mom's
>awwwfullll
lol why's that
*no response for 3 hours*
haha (funny picture attatched)
*no response for 3 hours*

it's been 6 hours, when do I text "please respond"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 06:11:00 No.9680691 Report

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She's busy having sex. Leave her alone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 06:11:00 No.9680702 Report

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you are about 5 hours 59 minutes and 34 seconds too late to text that

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 06:12:00 No.9680710 Report

Quoted By: >>9680728 >>9681369

Don't text 'please respond' thats just desperate

She is obviously not interested in you. Chances are you're friend zoned.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 06:12:00 No.9680714 Report

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You're giving her too much attention. Ignore her for a while.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 06:13:00 No.9680719 Report

Quoted By: >>9680742

She's at her mom's... seriously... lighten up a little. she's busy... She'll respond back when she's done...

I usually forget that I'm talking to someone when I'm busy with friends and family in person, until after I leave then I send a text. So just wait. and don't get butthurt if she doesn't text you back. Just try again tomorrow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 06:14:00 No.9680728 Report

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>>9680710
>>9680710
>>9680710

He's not friendzoned. She's just busy... Have a little hope... unless theres other circumstances we don't know about... Shouldn't really read into this too much...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 06:15:00 No.9680742 Report

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>>9680719
Not only that but moms and daughters are fucking insane. Constant bitching at each other like it's a 24/7 menstruation fest. Please OP, don't talk to her about her mom.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 06:26:00 No.9680835 Report

Quoted By: >>9680848 >>9680859 >>9680874

OP here

lol I literally texted her right after I posted this, she's greentext again

please respond
>ok?
is everything good
>yeah why
you didnt reply to my last text
>lol sorry i was busy
what are you doing now
>just watching a movie
>not paying attention really
>you?
internet stuff
>cool
what movie are you watching
>i dunno some cartoon shit
can I come watch
>its almost over
ok
>good night
good night
oh are you free tomorrow or thursday night
*no response*

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 06:27:00 No.9680848 Report

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>>9680835
I cringed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 06:28:00 No.9680858 Report

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bro, you dun goofed. that last convo was some beta shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 06:28:00 No.9680859 Report

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>>9680835
>>9680835

thats it folks. Nothing to see here, move along, op is just another asspie failboat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 06:30:00 No.9680874 Report

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>>9680835
You sir dun fucked up big time...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 06:48:00 No.9681004 Report

Quoted By: >>9681015 >>9681016 >>9681035 >>9681059 >>9681062 >>9681704

OP here

Updaaaaaaate, once again she's greentext

>why
just thought we could hang out
>oh
so are you still watching that movie
>no it ended
what are you doing now
>thinking of going to sleep, you
gonna go for a walk
>lol really its so dark
i always go for walks at night
>lol creepy
is it?
>i dunno
want to come
>im really tired
just for a bit
>i dunno
please
>hold on my friend is calling me
ok

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 06:49:00 No.9681015 Report

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>>9681004

troll level OVER 9000

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 06:49:00 No.9681016 Report

Quoted By: >>9681042

>>9681004
dude please fucking stop. She flat out told you you're being creepy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 06:52:00 No.9681035 Report

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>>9681004
OH GOD
OH MAN
OH GOD
OH MAN
YOU'RE A TROLL, RIGHT?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 06:52:00 No.9681042 Report

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>>9681016
no no no, go on

this pleases me

if u get her on that walk, you know what to do

>RAEP

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 06:54:00 No.9681049 Report

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>want to come
>im really tired
>just for a bit
>i dunno
>please

i actually cannot stop laughing my sides oh my god

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 06:55:00 No.9681059 Report

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>>9681004
LMFAO.
>what are you doing now
how many times are you going to ask her that?
>i always go for walks at night
You degenerate fuck
>please
how beta.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 06:55:00 No.9681062 Report

Quoted By:

>>9681004
women love mysterious men. you're just a cunt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 07:04:00 No.9681132 Report

Quoted By: >>9681143 >>9681166

OP here

Been hopelessly in love with this girl for months but have never made a move. Here's a quick update.

still talking to your friend?
>just hung up
who was it
>i dont think you know them
oh
so do you want to come
im leaving shortly
>i dunno i have to get up early
well ill just swing around your place
if you see me cone out
>no dont do that
why not
>im going to bed
do you like me
>what?
do you like me
*no response*

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 07:06:00 No.9681143 Report

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>>9681132
>Been hopelessly in love with this girl for months but have never made a move.

Well, I'm sorry to say that love will always be unrequited

Also, if you call THAT "making a move" then you are fucked for life my friend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 07:08:00 No.9681166 Report

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>>9681132
okay OP is most definitely a troll

if you aren't a troll follow these steps

>Get a high power drill
>Fasten a drill bit (size is up to you)
>Run it at high speed
>Slowly insert it into your temple
>?????
>Profit

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Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 07:14:00 No.9681218 Report

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This can't be real. It just can't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 07:19:00 No.9681260 Report

Quoted By: >>9681308 >>9681329 >>9681332

OP here

Um definitely not a troll. Anyways, this just fucking happened!

>sorry about that
thats ok
>youre pretty cool
thanks
but do you like me
>why are you asking me this right now
ive been in love with you forever
i just wanted to see if you felt the same
please come walk with me
i want to talk in person
>lets just get coffee
right now?
>why not
>i probably wont be able to sleep now anyways
great, meet you at the place by mcds in 10
>k

Holyyyy shit I'll update you guys afterwards

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 07:25:00 No.9681308 Report

Quoted By:

>>9681260
...Whatisthis Idonteven

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 07:27:00 No.9681329 Report

Quoted By:

>>9681260

>great, meet you at the place by mcds in 10

>at the place

real distinct OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 07:27:00 No.9681332 Report

Quoted By:

>>9681260

>i probably won't be able to sleep right now

Looks like you've already given her nightmares, OP.

Mon 16 Apr 2012 07:31:00 No.9681367 Report

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>make shit up to try and make /adv/ jelly
Yeah screenshots or gtfo.

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Mon 16 Apr 2012 07:32:00 No.9681369 Report

Quoted By:

>>9680710
wait, wtf just happened on that gif? i don't even...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 07:32:00 No.9681372 Report

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OP shes not actually gonna show up you retarded fuck

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 07:35:00 No.9681401 Report

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You should call her in a panic and ask if she's okay. Tell her you called the police and said you were her dad. Then remind her how much you love her and tell her she shouldn't scare you like that. Hang up before she gets a word in and never talk to her again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 07:45:00 No.9681496 Report

Quoted By: >>9681533

I have a friend like this.

I swear.

OP, your initials, are they P.P.?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 07:49:00 No.9681533 Report

Quoted By:

>>9681496

OP here

Yeah, my name is Peter Parker. Why, do you know me?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 07:50:00 No.9681538 Report

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>i always go for walks at night
>>lol creepy
>is it?

Why didn't you say you go on enthusiastic walks?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 07:51:00 No.9681551 Report

Quoted By: >>9681562 >>9681566 >>9681571 >>9681580 >>9681584 >>9681659

OP here

It's a 24hr place with a weird name, I dunno. Anyways I'm back obviously. We both live really close to it and she was there before me.

Basically she just said that I'm a very nice, sweet guy but I can't keep texting her all the time. Then I asked her if she liked me and she said she did as a friend. She offered to pay for my hot chocolate (I don't drink coffee) but I said no.

It's kind of embarassing but I started to cry a little. She just kind of looked out the window the whole time. I told her I was sorry for being weird and she said she knows I'm sorry. She then said that she has to go and will talk to me tomorrow. I came right back here.

Ugh I was so optimistic when she offered to meet for coffee. Why did she have to tear me down like that?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 07:53:00 No.9681562 Report

Quoted By:

>>9681551
OP if this is real, i'm gonna fuckin lose it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 07:54:00 No.9681566 Report

Quoted By:

>>9681551
>Why did she have to tear me down like that?

Dude, isn't it obvious? Not enough texting. Girls require lots of foreplay. I mean, do you even know what she was doing? I know you asked. But did you listen?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 07:54:00 No.9681571 Report

Quoted By:

>>9681551
>hot chocolate
Ya' blew it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 07:55:00 No.9681580 Report

Quoted By:

>>9681551

What did you expect, a hug and a quick reach-around?

Be glad that she was so understanding of your feelings and agreed to meet you so late at night. There's nothing more you can do at this point without coming off as a creep, you've already overextended yourself. Just keep talking to her, but not obsessively, just let the relationship with you two grow back to normal and then maybe one day you can try again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 07:56:00 No.9681583 Report

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Guys, please archive this shit

chanarchive.org/requests

/adv/ troll !WpwMPyTwfc

/adv/ troll !WpwMPyTwfc Mon 16 Apr 2012 07:56:00 No.9681584 Report

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>>9681551
The problem was that you didn't act aggressively enough. Women like to be treated rough and like scum. That's why they always go for the assholes. Become an asshole, and get the pussy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 08:07:00 No.9681649 Report

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then what happened?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 08:08:00 No.9681659 Report

Quoted By:

>>9681551
hahaha oh fuck

You're gonna need to find a new girl.
You're doing it really wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 08:09:00 No.9681668 Report

Quoted By: >>9681689 >>9681698

OP here

Well one last update..

im sorry
>dont worry :)
:)
>we'll have lunch tomorrow
>ill call you
thanks i cant wait
youre the best
im going to draw a picture for you and give it to you at lunch
>im going to bed now
it was nice seeing you!
>ok good night
good night!!

I feel so much better now. I'm not sure what to draw but I'll make it a good one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 08:11:00 No.9681689 Report

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>>9681668

You draw her a picture, bitches love pictures

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 08:12:00 No.9681698 Report

Quoted By:

>>9681668
>im going to draw a picture for you and give it to you at lunch

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 08:13:00 No.9681704 Report

Quoted By:

>>9681004
Even if he is a troll I lol'd

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 08:14:00 No.9681709 Report

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There's no fucking way he sin't a troll

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 08:14:00 No.9681714 Report

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OP congratufuckinglations. 10/10 troll

Had me laughing the whole time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 08:17:00 No.9681737 Report

Quoted By:

OP You are the type of Troll we need here

I <3 U

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 08:19:00 No.9681749 Report

Quoted By: >>9681799

>>9680678
Why would you ever text "please respond"...? at WORST you can text, "hey, did you get my last text?" but even then, you shouldn't do that unless it's been at least 24 hours.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 08:19:00 No.9681750 Report

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poor her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 08:20:00 No.9681755 Report

Quoted By: >>9681904

I laughed, I cried, then I remembered when I was 17 and I did this exactly, and the girl asked me to meet her on her porch and I was so excited I didn't even see the guillotine dangling over my head. Fuck you OP. You just undid years of therapy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 08:27:00 No.9681799 Report

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>>9681749

You can do it to troll, but you have to rapid fire it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 08:30:00 No.9681821 Report

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OP, draw this but with her and your faces super imposed.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 08:41:00 No.9681904 Report

Quoted By: >>9681915 >>9681944

>>9681755
nooooooo fuck fuck fuck, only now I realize this happened to me as well. It wasn't no fucking date that 'just happened to go wrong'. The bitch planned it all along. Oh god, I am not sleeping tonight...
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 08:43:00 No.9681915 Report

Quoted By: >>9681923 >>9681944

>>9681904

teehee

6/10 op, too obvious, but still good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 08:44:00 No.9681923 Report

Quoted By:

>>9681915
I disagree.

Obvious, but hilarious
10/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 08:45:00 No.9681929 Report

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Ya blew it OP

Should have whipped out your dick and started masturbating, girls loved that alpha shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 08:47:00 No.9681944 Report

Quoted By:

>>9681915
Actually, I agree OP is a troll.

but this >>9681904 is not OP. I was just remarking my idiocy and misfortune if I can call it that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 08:48:00 No.9681946 Report

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I'm pissing myself. I don't even care if it's a troll, 8/10.

hahaha.. hot chocolate..

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Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 08:59:00 No.9682026 Report

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this fucking thread..

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