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Anonymous !ZkcfZDEybM!!kn0zMgLJnqE
Can we get a thread of animal pictures that make you happy going? I'll be dumping my folder and I hope to see some participants.
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prepare for cute
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I like seals because they don't really give a fuck about anything
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>>1124428 OMG THAT DOG HAS A STRIPY TAIL LIKE A RACCOON!!!!! Anonymous
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>>1129955 out there in the cold
Getting lonely, getting old
Can you feel me?
Anonymous !!TN1txsM3cGh
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People Interacting With Animals Bonus points for lulz, rare/exotic pets, and anything with alligators.
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looks like we've still got room for a couple moar pics
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>>1120079 nope, imagelimit reached
new thread y/n?
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Anonymous !ZkcfZDEybM!!kn0zMgLJnqE
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Rare animals
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This is a snake and it has a leg.
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i added my vote for archival. only one more needed.
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>>1117135 it's already in the fucking archive. if you don't believe me go there and check for yourself.
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>>1117033 Holy shit. Sauce/more info?
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>>1117489 it ate a frog that kicked through its body wall
Anonymous !!TN1txsM3cGh
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I call it... Spongeworld. Inside are Rhombodera Stalli nymphs aka Shield Mantis as well as Gongylodes Gongylodes nymphs aka The Wandering Violin Mantis. Enjoy.
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Where do i get one of these?
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>>1094735 No way. We had a cheetah thread that lasted for like three months before. This is nothing.
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>>1094740 I think scyther was based on this badass.
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>He thinks he's going to get to keep his head!
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>>1094741 >>1094735 don't forget about the magic bean thread.
Anonymous !ENTEIUaZLM
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Neon Cuckoo Bee A goddamn blue bee. In this thread we post some goddamn cool/fun/awesome animals we don't think a lot of people know about. But their goddamn should.
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>>1071195 >>1071185 that tube nosed bat is a freaky looking fucker, im really hoping he doesnt give me nightmares!. sorry im tired and i cant think of any unusual animals right now so here, have this
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>>1072794 Looks like a Pomeranian. Or, as the idiot poster on Craigslist called them, a "Palm".
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>>1072801 lmao my cat does that too. Scratch it on one side of the neck, it leans towards you. Anonymous
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>>1072794 looks like a shiba-inu to me.
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Anonymous !!UzgADXuLlVV
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***HELP**** Found him/her outside in rain. Still alive. What do I do??! :(
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Literally the greatest thing I've read in a while.
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>>1059802 his cats? I was under the impression the other cats belong to his family rather than him. I know the annoyance of that, there's this cat I totally would get spayed, but the relative who owns it loves the thought of it having kittens that could be given away or sold. -_-;;
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Necessary page 14 bump!
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cockscockscockscocksocksocoskcoksocks
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Do you guys have any wild animal encounter stories? I'll start:>Walking back to my dorm room after class, it's late at night >Walk by a dumpster, hear some weird, rhythmic scuffling inside it. >Look inside the dumpster, spot three raccoons inside, one of them is jumping up and down to try and reach the top >Realize they're all trapped in there since it was just recently emptied with no footing to get out. >Look around for something to throw inside as a makeshift stairs, find a bunch of plastic criss-cross containers. >Shoo them back a bit so I can work, use three of them to make some stairs so they can climb out >After I back out, the slowly walk up the crates and jump out, the last one turns his head back to me for a split second, and then runs off
Moose !!UzgADXuLlVV
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Keep the stories coming, I may not have anything to contribute, but damn it if I don't love this thread.
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>in Smoky Mountains National Park >Dad stopped to make some sandwiches from the cooler in the trunk >Dad is stupidly singing things like, hope a bear doesn't come eat our sammiches >Black bear comes charging down hill >Getinthecargetinthecargetinthefuckingcar
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> is 5"6 109 lbs > comes home at night > opens back door, dog came charging out pushing gate + me aside >back lane has no light, can barely see, dog probably couldnt see either > calls out to dog, dog comes running at me at full force > hits me on my legs, i did a flip and land on my head Same dog, other day, i sneaked up on it and poked his hind leg, yelped at peed himself, realized its me, humps my leg while peeing. ....... sigh
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>>1035418 Hemel, eh? I'm from Watford.
There's a dual carriageway somewhere around here (not sure exactly, I'm shit with roads and don't drive) where there's dozens and dozens of rabbits just... sitting on the grass verge and hardshoulder.
But they never cross the white line of the hardshoulder. Pretty cool. Must've learnt that past the white line = death.
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>on holiday abroad >HOLY SHIT, JUMPING SPIDERS! >Never seen one IRL before >return to England >day after return, see jumping spider on window >what Apparently they're common? Why the fuck hadn't I ever seen one before in the UK?
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>>1043902 Also:
>handfeeding peacocks with chicks >offer food on the floor near chicks >they don't touch it >mother peahen picks up food to check it then puts it back down >babies quickly eat it up >repeat for ages Y u no trust my judgement, peahen?
Anonymous !O/sPacEbOY
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>Bum walks up to me "I'll sell you these magic beans for $3" SOLD>Take them home, start to germinate them Taking bets on what these actually are. Pic related.
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i don't want this to end.
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THAT WAS NO HOBO. It was a man called Mahatma Gandhi, and he has given you a tree that grows fire breathing lions. You might want to get a thick-walled ceramic enclosure for them, if you value your house.
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Bumpin for magic.
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Random animal encounter story time>walking to bus stop >see really cute snail on sidewalk >pick it up >put it back onto the soil >feel better about self/life
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>a fucking pigeon decided to rest on my porch at dusk >left puddle of white crap every morning >came back again at dusk >decided to shoo it away >it kept coming back when i'm not watching >SUDDEN REALIZATION IT'S A /B/IRD FOREVER ALONE >left him alone >went on about a week >then he was gone >hope you find happiness
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>>1030955 whenever you see one deer you should proceed with massive caution for the next mile i'd say just to be safe. sucks though when they actually jump into your car. that happened to my mom once. which makes me think of one of my stories...
>be driving home on way from work late at night >come over hill >see possum so slow down >see the possum look across the road >then at my car >then across the road again >then at my car... >keeps looking at my car >then right as I pass him he runs out and gets hit by my right front tire I swear he timed it. I felt so horrible though. As soon as I hit him all the warmth was sucked into my core and disappeared and I felt horrible for the rest of the night.
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>still live on mountain >have three cats >youngest cat kills fucking everything: dead garter snakes, voles, frogs, dragonflies, baby rabbits, and of course mice >sometimes likes to bring kills in as presents >be upstairs one evening with the doors open, letting the cool air in >hear telltale mewing coming from living room >go investigate to see what wonders my cat has brought in this time >oh look a dead field mouse >shoo cat, go to pick up mouse and dispose of >holy shit! mouse is still alive, pupils dilated, uninjured but catatonic. heart rate is so rapid it might just die on its own of shock. >pick up mouse, hold to chest to warm it, wait >eventually little mouse heart starts slowing down and beating normally, starts looking around again but doesn't try to leave my hands >check little guy for damage, none found >wait ten more minutes as it sits in my hands, regaining senses >lock cat in my room, and go outside to release it >mousebro won't leave my hands for another five minutes, knowing I am a source of safety, until it's completely satisfied that there are no more cats out there >eventually hops off my hands and darts away into the bush Good luck little mousebro. I hope you lived a long life and had lots of babies.
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>>1030957 ffffuuuu! deer anon here, I did this exact same thing but with a red squirrel. I felt so bad I got out of the car and picked him up and put him in a shoebox to bury later.
I didn't mean to hit you, little squirrel. Why did you have to run right under my tire?
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>be nine years old >spending the day at grandparents house with the family >me and cousins watching frogs in the pond >cousin picks up a frog and lets me hold it >'isn't that adorable wait there while i get the camera' >grandma getting the camera >frog takes a huge dump on my hands >put back in the water before grandma fetches the camera poor bastard must have been scared shitless at all these little kids trying to catch him pic related
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Hi /an/. Never posted on this board before but I figured I'd stop lurking and give something back, as this is in my opinion one of the better boards on 4chan. Anyway, I'm going to dump random pictures of (mostly) monster and oddball fish. I'm a huge fan of them and keep several hundred gallons of misc monstrosities, from electric catfish to Aba Aba's and larger puffers like the Fahaka, to mostly larger cichlids like jags, butterkoferi, dovii. Anyway, enjoy. I'm going to try to include information on most of the fish that I post. First off is an absolutely monstrous eel, more then likely an Anguilla. These eels are often sold as bait at tackle shops, also sold as food as Asian street markets/groceries.
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Image limit reached. I'm planning on making another thread soon. Hope everyone enjoyed it! See you guys soon.
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>>1019781 been following it, it was epic!
thanks OP
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No problem, loved being able to share all this material with you guys. Hope I interested someone in oddball/monster fish, gave people something new to dive into or just to look at.
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>>1019804 Yes, I want an arapaima and alligator gar now. And it's all your goddamn fault.
PS, post more, you are amazing.
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>>1019810 I can do this, lol
Get a Cuban Gar, or a Florida one. You could keep one for life with a, say, 240 gallon tank or larger.
You could keep a "Needlenose" Gar in a 55 gallon tank. They're not a true Gar, but 98% similar. Stay quite small though.