I say we give it a week to subside then make a new thread, but if he comes back we'll probably have to look for alternatives. Any suggestions?

Omg hai ^___^ I’m Ai-san and I absolutely luuuv @_____@ anime <3 and my fav is naurto!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^______________________________________^

When I walked onto Tokyo street =^____^=I looked up and saw…SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!!
“ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!!
he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< *(^O^)* *(^O^)* *(^O^)*] then I saw some baka fat bitch watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ -_____________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó) (ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled “UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT’S MY MAN WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó)” then sasuke held me close =^____^= and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (*O*)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^________<) ^_________________^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Why is it that tissues are always found after sex? For example, in Ebichu. Is it because they used it to clean up?

It does, doesn't it?

Seriously, most hentai looks like it was drawn by a 12 year old. And even if it is well drawn, its animation is either really choppy or the Genitiles are drawn so badly its hard to tell what the fuck they are.

Why is this? Is it just that americans get the shitty hentai?

Is it because most hentai is censored, and must be re-drawn once it gets uncensored and sent to america?

god bless that kids soul

The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were titans in the walls. He didn't see them, but had expected them, now for years. His warnings to Darius Zackly were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Eren was a soldier for four years. When he was young he watched the survey corps and he said to dad "I want to be in the survey corps, daddy."
Dad said "NO! YOU WILL BE KILL BY TITANS!"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the outpost base of the Special Operations Squad he knew there were titans.
"This is Mikassa," the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So Eren gotted his 3D maneuver gear and climbed up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US," said the titans!
"I will eat him," said the Female Titan and she stomped her foot. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the titans," he shouted!
Mikassa said "No, Eren. You are the titans."
And then, Eren was an Eotena.

Can you believe that she REALLY exist : http://funnymama.com/post/128203

Oh shit nigger fuck yes

WHY DOES THIS SHIT EXIST

I JUST FINISHED THIS AND WOW

NOTHING MAKES SENSE

OUT OF NOWHERE FUCKING DANTE

OUT OF NOWHERE FUCKING MICHAEL

OUT OF NOWHERE FUCKING I'M YOUR TWIN SISTER AND ALSO YOUR TWIN BROTHER AND ALSO THE SAME AS YOU WHO IS ACTUALLY LUCIFER AND WE'RE GONNA FUCK AND GIVE BIRTH TO OUR GREATEST NEMESIS WHO FOR SOME REASON HAS FORGIVEN US

OH AND YOU WERE EXPECTING SATISFYING ENDING ENDING? FUCK YOU

SERIOUSLY WHY THE FUCK DID GO NAGAI MAKE THIS SHIT