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Anonymous ID:L6jeDEI1 No.489938731 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
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>This is you. You're on your way home from work. (Weapon is concealed)
>You're walking downtown. The streets are empty, foggy and it's about 5pm.
>That crosswalk siren for the deaf won't shut up.
>Down the street you see a woman standing at the bus stop.
>As you approach her, she remains still.
Do you...
A) Ignore her and continue walking.
B) Tap her on the shoulder.
C) Yell to get her attention.

>inb4 rebels faggots
>inb4 OP can't inb4.
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