Awkward shit we've done thread

I'll start, i have plenty of them

>be 14
>at first school dance
>im an awkward betafag trying to be extroverted
>cute girl invites me to dance
>spaghetti pours like a fountain from my deep pockets
>dont know wtf to do, panic
>it's a slow romantic 50's style song
>trying to be "funny", i do the macarena really fast over and over again
>for some reason i decide to add crotch thrusts to this little number
>everyone is visibly embarrassed by me, they scatter
>im by myself on a clear spot on the dancefloor crotch thrusting and doing the macarena
>i fucking hate myself

Hi guys, this girl is crazy about me, wount leave me alone. So I agrees to 'roleplay' with her.

Challenge: you choose the 2 roleplay characters and setting etc

Info thread ? I do believe so, sir.

God dammit /b/ a moment of your time
im gonna tell you 3 things about a certain girl.
1) Shes insanely hot
2) Shes permanently in a wheelchair.
3) Shes eating me up and flirting with me on facebook.

How the fuck do i go about doing this guys? Can I fuck this girl? If shes paralyzed from the waist down, can she even feel my dick? tell me one of you guys has been with a crippled girl.

pic related, her

So, /b/, it's my last week of high school and I graduate this Friday.
I want to do a senior prank.
A few of us have conjured an idea where we get a bunch of bulk tampons, soak them in food coloring matching our school colors, and at 3am on the very last day I'm gonna sneak into campus and throw the colored tampons all over the outside of the buildings. Preferably way up high so they're actually an inconvenience to get off. I imagine I'll put a little glue or rubber cement on them so they'll stick when they're thrown.
But yeah, general senior prank thread, any of you guys done anything badass in your high school days?

ITT: God-tier meals

Pic fucking related

So, i have never felt a boob.

To experience this thrill, i built a Titty Simulator, out of a piece of cold cut sausage and the head of a hot dog sausage, which i then proceeded to glue to my ass cheek.

Feels pretty life like, me thinks. Try it. (attempted to add a timestamp)

So /b/, I've got myself a leech.
>op will deliver.
Post with the most responses at 50 posts wins. Go!

>pic obviously related.

While cleaning out my room, I found this ancient CD in a binder with old PC games. It's labeled "Some 4chan crap from summer '05".

>inb4 summerfag

In this accidental time-capsule is a single thread saved from /b/. The OP is labeled 06/05/05(Sun)19:00 No.1450731, making it 7 years, 11 months, and 7 days old - and a year older than chanarchive.

There have been 478 million+ posts to /b/ since then.

(cont'd)

Fuck you McDonalds