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ID:lSmok0fC No.477559668 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
I'm bored. Fuck it. Landwhale incoming
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ID:jFR9TpT6 No.477524842 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
ITT: person with the ID closest to CUNT wins.

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ID:BlutiKal No.477494685 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Hey /b/,
i'm back.
How are you doing today?
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ID:H9NpkdR0 No.477440534 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
hey /b/,

rate my laugh:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1safKxWyg0J
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ID:QzhUXyaQ No.477385795 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
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ID:kkkUN2r9 No.477344491 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Welcome everyone once again to the annual meeting of 4chan.

Once the representatives from each board have arrived and taken their seats we can begin.
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ID:cYbOHgJD No.477261856 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
More like this. Also, wallpaper general. Lost my wp folder and gotta roll a desktop.
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ID:cDrdIjjB No.477110704 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Alright /b/, with teamwork we can do this.
Where is this place? I assume it's somewhere Elizabethton, Tennessee. Idk where else creepy OP would live.
I'm looking all over Google Maps for it but no luck so far. If I can get a couple more people to help me out, I know we can find it and maybe we can find Alex. Dead or alive.
Use the pink trees along the narrow stream as your guide. Look for those and maybe we can find the house.
Back-story, for if you have no idea what I'm talking about:
>http://whowasalex.zxq.net/
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ID:30ieiQOC No.477105469 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
>President Obama Reporting in. Biden where the fuck you at?
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ID:l0oV0KYL No.477107986 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
>new girl moves into apartment next to me
>she never notices me at all
>see her walk her dog everyday though my window
>make dog a pasta dinner, meat balls gravy etc....
>put it in a takeout style container, with a note saying. "For the Big Guy, Enjoy".
>This morning her boyfriend knocks on my door. I had no clue she had a bf
>He said a neighbor saw me put the food down, and said I shouldn't do things like this and its fucking stupid

Long story short, I wasted 35 mins and 10 bucks cooking a dinner for her dog.

Anyone else do anything like this to get a girls attention?
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