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ID:QbIDCZTN No.476987489 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Good day /b/

I bring you /b/'s Musical Experiment, 1st attemt. If there's anything that's missing on this board, it's original content, but even more than that, a collaboration in musicality. This thread is an opportunity for all musicianfags on /b/ (I don't care what type of music you make or if you even just snap your fingers) to come together and make a song out of this:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YrDnjzFA79

Take it, add a bass line, a drum part, play a sax solo over it, sing or clap your hands, throw in a cowbell, do some beatboxing, add a synth, I really don't care what the fuck you do, but prove to me that you guys can collaborate and make some kickass music!

The rules of this activity are simple:

1) First and foremost, COLLABORATE. If everyone solo's over it, it will sound like shit. It's pretty bare as it stands.

2) Use Audacity (or any audio editing program) to either add to the original or to make your own loop using this guided clicktrack.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s094YtFRmPv0

One idea is to keep adding to the same file until it's got a lot of parts, but people can also create their own, different material (for a bridge section, for example). You can figure this shit out /b/, you're good at organizing things.

3) All files should be mp3.

4) I dunno, didn't really plan this out very well, we'll see what happens.

The chord symbols are on the sheet music, for those who can't read the notation. They are there for guidance, but let your ears do the work!

(Please be aware of your recording level, and if possible, use good equipment, not your laptop mic)

Let's get this show on the road /b/
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ID:qatCca9E No.476966234 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Claire Abbott thread ?
>the 14 year old milk godesse
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ID:RpAwuOq3 No.476903635 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Gather 'round folks, it's creepy story time /b/ros
>be me
>fresh out of high school looking for a part time job whilst going to college
>applying everywhere, looking at all classifieds, Internet
>looking through Craiglist, see one particular posting
>"help needed at grocery and general goods store" and later said "please come to our store at 12345 Fake St City, State, USA for an interview, do not reply to this listing"
>I wondered why the heck not
>I looked it up Google maps, all I could see was some business complex at that location but not the name
>I found it very odd that there was nothing about it on the Internet, and I mean absolutely nothing.
>I feared that it might be some kind of attacker, like the guy who was killing people looking for jobs by luring them in with the premise of a job
>I took a pocket knife just in case and I was planning that if I didn't see such business I would go
>the place was 7 miles from my house and I didn't have a car and there were no buses running through there, so I took my bike
>I get there and surprisingly there is a store there and I see 5 cars parked there. The area is practically empty. There is a small forest surrounding the area.
>the store stands alone and only a small road passes by it. I mean it's not even a major highway, just a small road, with 4 lanes, 2 in each direction. I get there, tie up my bike
>I can't imagine how they need help with so little customers. I'm guessing 1 out of the 5 cars is probably a customer and the other 4 are employees or who knows. It's a pretty big store
>The parking lot is large but empty, the sign says "General Items Store"
>I'm guessing maybe the store barely opened or something but the place seems like it's been there for a couple of years.
>I walk in, see lots of employees basically I see 2 cashiers, one janitor, one guy stocking items and the manager.
>I talk to him, things go great and I find out we have lots in common.
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ID:gBODQZwn No.476860287 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
ITT: Shit that pisses you off /b/

Seeing people like Pic Related out during the fucking evening dressed like this, Whether it's Mcdonald's or fucking Wal-mart, I don't give a fuck, Get your lazy ass dressed you white trash Piece of shit.
inb4 you mad bro?
inb4 any ACTUAL shit pics
inbb4 OP can't inb4
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ID:y80qiCBq No.476854916 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
ITT God Tier Movies

To start us off OldBoy
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ID:zmAoH4Bl No.476872724 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Alright so i am going to recount one of the greatest things of my life as of yet which happened yesterday.
background: I love wincest. idk why, but i want my sister more than any other female. she is, afterall, a 9/10, with a big ass, big tits, and tight body (we are both long term athletes)
we have had little moments throughout childhood, but nothing since we were like 8 (i am 18, she is 17)
anyways, to the story
>be yesterday
>parents are out for anniversary
>fuckyeah.jpg
>ask sister if she wants to go into hot tub in our backyard
>she says yes
>once outside, i comment on how nice her bathing suit is (its skimpy as shit, i said she looked great in it)
>aw, thanks anon!! you look good youself
>wait wut did she just say that
>get into tub
>since we went on a hike with the parents earlier, i say my legs are super sore
>she agrees
>i mention a leg massage would feel great right now
>she says she will rub out my legs if i do hers
>mfw
Shall I proceed?
btw- pic related- exact same body as my sister
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ID:7DxUd70P No.476868649 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
*sigh*
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ID:epi4bHXP No.476815418 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
ITT: We draw the original 151 Pokémon using just our memory and MS Paint.

Next one draw Ivysaur, the next after him Venusaur, and so on.

I'll start.
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ID:wnteLfQK No.476783056 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
>walking home from bountiful rice fields
>it is 1190, no automobile-san.
>My honor does not allow me to want more than I already have, but I'd like a quicker way to my home, somewhere inland of japan.
>suddenly, a man-drawn carriage rides up beside me and stops.
>I stop to bow, but before I do, a skeleton of a samurai falls from the carriage.
>I commit seppuku at sight of skeleton.
>Such is life under glorious Shogun
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ID:BLMdCbDw No.476720126 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
How did you lose your virginity ?

> be 15
> be in Spain
> mother lives there
> that summer they share a flat
> her friend is 34 and has 6 years old daughter
> one day we start talking about some nude girl a saw on the beach
> she says " If you like it so much maybe I should walk around naked?"
> I said "Yes, that would be nice"
>Day passed
> We watch TV together , my mother in work ,her daughter next to us
> Getting closer
> She's sitting in her thongs
> Lifechangingdecicion,jpg
> Touched her pussy
.>She's ok with that
>Touched my rock hard cock
> Night passed
> We got talking about what she told about walking around naked
> She agreed to take her clothes off in front of me
> feelsgoodman,jpg
> Suggested to go to bathroom so she could blow my cock
> She agreed
> deep throat
>feelsverygoodman,jpg
>cum in face
>spit
>day passed
>we lay on the bed
> she lays on her belly
> I took her thongs off
> said nothing
>got my cock out
> started touching anus
> she spreads her ass
> anus too tight
> put my cock in her vag
> sexy time
>the end
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