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ID:3WVbUTfx No.491546958 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Not shaved for a while, :P! I hope that there are some guys from /B/ who like hairy Girls :)
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ID:B1MPR8t8 No.491405407 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
>Be 11:00PM
>Hungry for pancakes
>"Baby, I want pancakes."
>MFW she makes me pancakes from scratch.
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ID:rUIyU5OD No.491254759 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Okay /b/ I've been offline for a couple of days, but it's time for another hardcore defacement/degradation thread.

Pic related is what I do.

Post a picture of a girl you know. Tell me her name if at all possible, and any reasons you have for hating her or any special awfulness you want done.
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ID:bbmdg7HQ No.491240487 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
last thread 404'd

good luck!

re-rolls are allowed.
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ID:1AO2aAXc No.491222104 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
So i gained access to http://whiteboy7thst.me twitter and http://www.spreadshirt.com/ accounts and i even have his cellphone number.

I almost gained access to his youtube but he has a 2nd verification enabled so i cant get in :( i wish i did tho it would be nice to infect those 2.1million subs he has http://www.youtube.com/whiteboy7thst

Now im waiting for him to find out and change all his pws lol. i have a dump file of keylogs from his computer where i originally gained access :)
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ID:XnHG7UVm No.491127496 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
new thread
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ID:3YXMbdRP No.491101820 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Hi /b/.
Any requests?
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ID:IE9V/dXC No.490711595 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
this bitch cheated on her bf with me back in my undergrad, im in 1st year med now

>will post nudes if y'all can make me laugh
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ID:PPlJBSbZ No.490382886 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
ITT we talk about how we think Gabe Newell should announce HL3. I'll start.
>2014 E3
>Showcasing some games
>Finished showing Call Of Duty 15
>The crowd just isn't that into the showcase
>The stage is cleared
>All of the sudden, a familiar figure is seen coming from the backdrop
>The lighting isn't to great, so no one can really tell who it is
>The figure approaches the spotlight
>It's Gabe
>Gabe just stand there, with no emotion
>He scans the crowd
>Everyone is just looking at Gabe
>The camera pans in on his face
>"I know what you all are thinking..."
>The attention of the world is now on Gabe
>Gabe stands there
>All of a sudden he get a silly grin
>He just nods his head one time up and down
>The crowd explodes in applause
>Gabe just turns around and walks away
>As he is walking away from the standing ovation, he throws up three fingers.
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ID:NN9XCfD/ No.490380269 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
69 tells me what I do with this moth
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