>This is you. You're on your way home from work. (Weapon is concealed)
>You're walking downtown. The streets are empty, foggy and it's about 5pm.
>That crosswalk siren for the deaf won't shut up.
>Down the street you see a woman standing at the bus stop.
>As you approach her, she remains still.
Do you...
A) Ignore her and continue walking.
B) Tap her on the shoulder.
C) Yell to get her attention.

>inb4 rebels faggots
>inb4 OP can't inb4.

ITT: We make the worst thread ever and then archive is as a testament to how shit it was.

WE TRIAL NAO

http://cnmnewz.com/george-zimmerman-trial-watch-live-coverage/

Hey /b/, OP deleted his thread but we have a great archive here:

http://chanarchive(dawt)org/4chan/b/70573

Pic related. OP let a dog bite his pecker for us.

I started dating this girl in 2007 and we split earlier this year. At the beginning of the relationship, she claimed to be sterile. I made it clear I didn't want kids, and I viewed her sterility as a major plus in the relationship.

What I discovered a couple of weeks ago has made me physically ill at the thought of it, and I actually puked the night I found out. Athena was pregnant on multiple occasions, and she hid the pregnancies from me on 25 occasions. Each time she got pregnant, she got the embryo transplanted into a surrogate without my knowledge, never more than 5 weeks into the pregnancy so there were no physical warning signs for me to pick up on. Her parents are extraordinarily wealthy and paid for the procedures and surrogate mothers. I got home from work one night and my girlfriend and her stuff were gone. Left on the table was a note telling me that I would be held responsible for the child support for 29 children (25 singleton and 4 twin pregnancies). 17 girls and 12 boys, ranging in age from
a few months to almost 6 years old. She left me at least one photo of each child, their birthdate, birth weight, blood type, finger and foot impression, and a copy of each of their birth certificates. The note went on to explain that if I cared at all about my children, I would play an active role in their lives and voluntarily provide $10,000/year in financial aid for each of the children, a total of $290,000/year, or it would be taken by force through a court.

I really have no doubt I'm the father of every one of them, biologically speaking, but this woman went out of her way to force me into EXTREME fatherhood. How can I avoid legal/financial responsibility for what is obviously an act of malice on her part?

/b/ please help. so i decided to let the dog suck my cock and for some reason he freaked and bit down hard and now it looks like this and i wont stop throbbing and i cant tell my parents what the fuck do i do?

>be me
>be on 4chan
>see funny thread
>start to sweat
>my eyes twitch nervously as I scan the room for signs of danger, muscles tensed for movement
>all clear
>my fingers fly across the keyboard
>ALMOST THERE
>YES
>hit reply
>"you must wait 10 seconds to post"
>NO NO NO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
>Scan the thread again
>still all clear, what I wanted to say has not been posted
>type in wrong captcha
>type in wrong captcha again
>full panic mode
>gritting teeth, a snarling sound emanating from mouth, eyes bloodshot and focused
>FINALLY
>OH NO WAIT I FORGOT TO ADD SOMETHING
>ABORT ABORT ABORT
>YES
>quickly add what I was going to say
>Mother pops in. "Everything okay son?"
>"SHUT THE FUCK UP MUM I'M ON THE MOST IMPORTANT SITE ON THE INTERNET"
>Hit enter
>What the fuck


(cont.)

post your desktop and bed

girls taking self shots,
lingerie, naked, whatever

So this is my new band. A friend of mine directed me to come here for some help.

Any suggestions for a name?