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ITT: Nigger Army on WeeWorld been a few days since this has happend Calling all tyrones. comence the nigger army and bring forth thy wadameluns
Go to weeworld Create a nigger named tyrone. Go to lava lagoon. harass people calling them racist. REMEMBER -Wadamelun -Whyte wimin -kfc -HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG -delete system 32 to stop lagging from all the tyrones.
Whats the most fucked up thing you've ever done? here's mine >be 18 >me and a couple friends walking around a cul de sac beside my neighborhood >see kid i don't like getting in his car >me and friends get the same idea >as soon as he pulls out of the driveway, goa round back >get rock, break window, climb in 1 by 1 >tear his room apart, destroy some stuff, keep valuable stuff >the guy pulls back into the driveway >SHITRUN.jpg >hop out the back window we came in at >catches my last friend getting out when he walks through the door >yells "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING" >friend gets back in, punches him in the face, smashes head up against the wall >run halfway across town >get some In-N-Out Burger
>Level 12 Barbarian-type character >Exploring the wilderness, as one does >Hear dragon fighting music >Music continues for ages, can't see a dragon anywhere >Suddenly the corpse of a mammoth hits the ground in front of me >Whatthefuck.jpg? >Another mammoth falls behind me >Look up in the sky >Dragon is fighting a legion of flying mammoths >I'm level 12 and what the fuck is this? >Use dragonrend to get the dragon onto the ground >Dragon lands, though the mammoths are in hot pursuit >All of a fucking sudden - Dragon reinforcements out of fucking nowhere >Thinking to myself "this is a bit unfair, where the hell are the giants that tend these hairy bitches?" >Continue watching the chaos, dragons are winning >See red dots behind me on compass >It's about 12 fucking giants >Backup has arrived >Giants and mammoths kill the dragons >All of them then turn and run at me >"nope.jpg" >Haul ass out of there
