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ID:UkV/zLol No.488133998 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Unsaucable thread!
Post something you've never found sauce to and help others find sauces!
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ID:ghjfYZl2 No.488020665 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Heidi - Hi dad ( it seems weird calling you that! ) - it was really great yesterday, amazing actually. Thank you for making it easy for me. I have been terrified for weeks!!! I am so glad I found you. XXX

Mike - Hey no worries Heidi. And yeah it was a bit odd being called dad! But I'll get used to it soon. :D I was scared too but I am so glad you did this. You have guts Heidi you really do. I am still smiling about it all now. Is it odd to say I love you already?

Heidi - No it is not. I have always loved you and it is perfectly natural for you to love me I am your little girl!!. It would be odd if you didn't!!. We love each other and that is perfect. I love you dad - I never forgot you and I always missed you like crazy.

Mike - That makes me feel so much better to hear that - thank you. I feel bad that it was you who contacted me and not the other way round. I should have found you. I guess I was terrified you would reject me.

Heidi - Like we both know, mum is a bitch. I love her but she wanted you written out of history. It's only because I am older now that she can't stop me. And the internet helped a bit too! Don't feel bad dad, you went through hell and we moved away when you needed us most. No wonder you thought we hated you. But I was a little girl at the time and had to do what mum said. It's going to be different now. :)

Mike - You're amazing and you're cool and you're intelligent and you're beautiful. I can't wait until next month!! We'll try to stay sober this time though! I still can't believe we decided to drink that all that wine :) I have only seen you for one day and I got us both got tipsy on wine! I had fun but I shouldn't of done it. It just seemed a good idea at the time :) And you looked so grown up to drinking a glass of wine with that beautiful dress on and your make up. I was so proud of how amazing you looked. XXX
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ID:Z4SX434V No.487825136 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Ok guys my girlfriend had left for a few hours so looking for something to keep me horny and ready for when she gets back so i'm going to bump a few self shot pics in the hope that some of you will do the same.
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ID:f/cjY9Lf No.487756538 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
I will anal rape my cat on webcam.

I WILL DELIVER
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ID:U2VOn2Cp No.487755382 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
post nudes of girls we know that we shouldnt have
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ID:FCVjfWkB No.487652496 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
What do you think, /b/?
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ID:4iZP4u4x No.487626327 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
A Dad's request completed
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ID:iSvv2IU6 No.487582810 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
OK here is how this works.

i have a collection of gore that has never been seen on the web before.

i know this because i took many, but not all, of the pictures.

i will post five of them, and depending on the response i may post more.

any questions?
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ID:Z27bkIrn No.487537846 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
/b/, I moved a picture of my dick to my music folder to hide it and this happened
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ID:gvoOKbjC No.487523994 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
do i look like a guy? people say i have a really manly jawline, just want /b/'s opinion.

(i have a fucked up eye and cant photoshop for shit)
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