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ID:bFIRuiHz No.487423384 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Long story short: i'm a dutch guy in italy. I'll be leaving tomorrow, this italian teen wants the dick. I have nothing to lose. Will send most popular comments. Ps she is a hottie.
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ID:ALdR+pYv No.487329703 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
MADISON BAILEY (OC with doxing)

WHO SHE IS: Amateur model from LA, CA. 24 years old.

WHAT WE HAVE: A private stash of pics she sent to her fiance, who she dumped while he was overseas in the Army (Afghanistan). She kept the fucking engagement ring, too. Classy

(I'm not the ex, btw.)

Her email: [email protected]<script type="text/javascript">
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FB: /MadisonFrancesBailey99
MM: http://www.modelmayhem.com/893850

I'll post what I got.
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ID:lQ1kSVY2 No.487314492 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Ex-Girlfriend nude thread?
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ID:Ati773zt No.486843486 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
>be a few years ago
>be me
>mother tries to boss me around
>dishes aren't done
>argue
>end up doing dishes

...

>create plan to avoid having to do anything someone tells me to do
>purchase sunglasses
>cont
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ID:CuGKKMbl No.486503389 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
ITT: Creatures of the deep.
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ID:FMkjF3Do No.486145819 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
So recently I found out that my godmother does porn after I scrolled across her face on a tubesite. I was shocked and anyway it got me thinking how many of you have seen someone that you were related to or friends with, in the adult entertainment industry? And what did you think when you saw them?

inb4 who is your godmother
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ID:Hbhjz3Pr No.486118985 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Guys, what the fuck.

1/39
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ID:O1r49wFe No.486046069 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
>Be me
>Be on skype call with friend
>Talking about favorate flavored nuggers
>I said sour cream and onions
>Friend replies: "Onions? What are you, Shrek?"
>I replied: "Yes, what are you, Farquaad?"
>He said "Shrek is so stupid, those stories are fake and gay"
>Tomato Nugger and I hear a door bust open from Farquaad wannabe's Skype
>Is Shrek
>Shrek: "YOU SHOULD HAVE CHECKED YOURSELF BEFORE YOU SHREKED YOURSELF, LADDY"
>Tomato Nugger and me cheer shrek on from Skype.
>We hear Shrek shove his might Shrek pen0r up Farquaad wannabe's arsehole.
>Shrek: "It'll all be ogre soon, farquaad"
>Friend is crying out of pain in his rectum.
>Shrek force feeds onion flavored nuggers into Farquaad wannabe's mouth
>Shrek opens my door; "Is Frek at it again? Bloody hell"
>Shrek gives me onion.
>Shrek is love, Shrek is life
pic related, sour cream and onion chicken nuggers
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ID:0/zztUXD No.485938456 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Clothed/Unclothed

I love seeing conservative women shown for what they really are.
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ID:7bdaD9pm No.485957747 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
pictures that invoke feelings

i'll start.

Dog reunites with its owner after a flash flood
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