New thread! Here's the whole digestive system laid out in no particular order

I'm dissecting a mouse I found earlier today. Any biologists, where should I make the first incision?

right or left?

>be 21
>living with disgusting brown-skinned roommate
>he's an ugly recluse with no friends whatsoever
>lazy motherfucker doesn't do shit
>just fucks around on the web all day
>tattoo of a violin but can't even play one
>don't even ask about what he eats
>i feel bad for him, let him stay for a while
>can't pay rent so I give him shit to do to help out
>ask him to clean his side of the room, doesn't
>ask him to at least kill the roaches, doesn't
>AT LEAST shit in the goddamn toilet...
>doesn't
>fuck it, i'm done with this cretin
>"Get out of here, I'm tired of you creeping my friends out"
>goddamn degenerate doesn't even look at me
>"HEY FUCKER"
>he's seriously ignoring me
>that's it
>get an aluminum bat, threaten to beat his ass
>still doesn't move, he must think I'm joking
>hit the top of his sticky, janky bed to scare him
>he scrambles up, starts running to the kitchen
>"WRONG WAY, MOTHERFUCKER"
>aim for his back, accidentally hit the back of his head
>he falls all over the floor, his limbs start twitching
>shit shit shit I didn't mean to kill him
>check him, yep, he's dead
>probably broke his brainstem or something vital
>fuck I completely forgot he's has a bunch of kids
>there goes my rage, start feeling guilty
>look at his ugly fucking face
>glazed, lifeless look in his beady brown eyes
>fuck this asshole, i've done the world a favor
>chop his body up in the bathtub
>clean his blood with lysol and turpentine
>burn his limbs one by one at a bonfire by the river
>watch his disgusting brown skin sizzle and pop
>vow to kill everyone like him on sight, forevermore
>cackle ominously into the fiery night
>mfw no spider shall survive

UPDATE: LET’S FUCKING END THIS /B/. PUSH IT TO VICTORY – WE HAVE A LITTLE OVER 1 HOUR LEFT. DON’T BLOW OUR WORK ON THE FINAL STRETCH

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How about an epic picture thread?

ITT: we post truly terrifying videos

This is a video of some Russian soldiers being washed over board in the middle of an ocean

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0fe_1346053604&comments=1