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>Be me
>Be on skype call with friend
>Talking about favorate flavored nuggers
>I said sour cream and onions
>Friend replies: "Onions? What are you, Shrek?"
>I replied: "Yes, what are you, Farquaad?"
>He said "Shrek is so stupid, those stories are fake and gay"
>Tomato Nugger and I hear a door bust open from Farquaad wannabe's Skype
>Is Shrek
>Shrek: "YOU SHOULD HAVE CHECKED YOURSELF BEFORE YOU SHREKED YOURSELF, LADDY"
>Tomato Nugger and me cheer shrek on from Skype.
>We hear Shrek shove his might Shrek pen0r up Farquaad wannabe's arsehole.
>Shrek: "It'll all be ogre soon, farquaad"
>Friend is crying out of pain in his rectum.
>Shrek force feeds onion flavored nuggers into Farquaad wannabe's mouth
>Shrek opens my door; "Is Frek at it again? Bloody hell"
>Shrek gives me onion.
>Shrek is love, Shrek is life
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