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>be me
>be 17
>first party
>socially awkward as fuck
>never been with a girl before
>sit in the corner the whole time
>want to go home
>through shifting of seats i have to sit next to 9/10 girl
>starts flirting with me because shes drunk
>keep going with it to see where it goes
>she puts her hand on my leg
>first time female pays attention to me
>continues to rub leg
>blow a bucketload of cum in my pants
>extremely noticeable
>wat do
>go to kitchen
>panic
>put mayonnaise on pants to cover up cum
>walk back into the room with mayonnaise on pants
>everyone thinks it's cum anyways because they are drunk
>guy takes mayonnaise and uses it as chip dip
>exposes actual cum on pants
>everyone laughs at me
>leave party
>never left the house again
