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ID:qZvaCD8j No.455730869 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
> be 5 years old, only child; only girl
> learn one day that my parents aren't my parents
> apparently, my dad had me when he was 17
> my grandparents had paid my mom off to go away after having me
> realize I've never met my mom
> realize that my grandparents had made me call them "mom" and "dad"
> realize that my "older brother" was actually my dad all along
> feel confused but okay, all things considered
> keep calling my grandparents "mom" and "dad" because it feels normal
> life goes on pretty normally
> eventually find out in middle school that my mom has married, and I have half siblings
> a half sister, 5 years younger than me; could be my twin