I don't have a library card but do you mind if I check you out. I like your skeletal structure baby you're an ectomorph no doubt.
Your face is real symmetrical, and your nostrils are so nice. I wish that I was crosseyed girl, so I could see you twice. Girl you smell like freetos, that's why i'm giving you this hungry stare.
You're so hot you're gonna melt, the elastic in my underwear.
I'll bet you're magically delicious, like a bowl of lucky charms. You look like venus demilo, if I just pulled off your arms.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Stop drop and roll now, cause baby, you're on fire. I bet you're outfit makes a lot of noise in the dryer. You're absolutely perfect, don't speak now you might spoil it.
Your eyes are even bluer, than the water in my toilet.
Say has, anyone ever told you, you got jugoslavian hands? No of course not, that would be stupid, just forget I ever brought it up, the point i'm trying to make is:
I wanna be your Krakatau let my lava flow over you. I wanna be your anaconda and your heat seeker missile too. I wanna be your beef burrito am I making this perfectly clear?
I wanna be your love torpedo are you picking up a subtle innuendo here?
I hope I'm not being forward, but do you mind if I chew on your butt? You can tell me truthfully, am I a steaming hunk of love now or what?
