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ID:Z4AAmsBB No.480726181 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
So, i have never felt a boob.

To experience this thrill, i built a Titty Simulator, out of a piece of cold cut sausage and the head of a hot dog sausage, which i then proceeded to glue to my ass cheek.

Feels pretty life like, me thinks. Try it. (attempted to add a timestamp)