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ID:tWg1ZlhF No.483851396 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
UPDATE: LET’S FUCKING END THIS /B/. PUSH IT TO VICTORY – WE HAVE A LITTLE OVER 1 HOUR LEFT. DON’T BLOW OUR WORK ON THE FINAL STRETCH

Samuel L Jackson will read whatever 300 word paragraph that gets the most votes by the end of tomorrow on video. Millions will see it.
We're trying to get him to read the navy seals pasta.
So go here, and vote for the shit.
http://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/1f9x5y/im_samuel_l_jackson_and_ill_record_a_video_of_me/ca8711b

Also, downvote these faggots.
http://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/1f9x5y/im_samuel_l_jackson_and_ill_record_a_video_of_me/ca8dzsk
http://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/1f9x5y/im_samuel_l_jackson_and_ill_record_a_video_of_me/ca8a21p
http://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/1f9x5y/im_samuel_l_jackson_and_ill_record_a_video_of_me/ca8dzsk
http://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/1f9x5y/im_samuel_l_jackson_and_ill_record_a_video_of_me/ca89nbl

Only vote once and don't make multiple accounts.
ANY QUESTIONS?

Btw, fuck reddit. It's only a tool we're using to get this shit done. We're using it like a cumbucket slut you pick up at 3am and ditch in the middle of nowhere bare naked at 3:30am.

DO NOT MAKE MULTIPLE ACCOUNTS TO UPVOTE, IT WILL COUNT AS A DOWNVOTE AGAINST US