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Anonymous ID:w5gH/NG5 No.488308432 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Quoted By: >>488308958 >>488314868 >>488322982 >>488325909 >>488331172 >>488340724 >>488341204
Skyrim funny moments thread?
Skyrim funny moments thread.

>Level 12 Barbarian-type character
>Exploring the wilderness, as one does
>Hear dragon fighting music
>Music continues for ages, can't see a dragon anywhere
>Suddenly the corpse of a mammoth hits the ground in front of me
>Whatthefuck.jpg?
>Another mammoth falls behind me
>Look up in the sky
>Dragon is fighting a legion of flying mammoths
>I'm level 12 and what the fuck is this?
>Use dragonrend to get the dragon onto the ground
>Dragon lands, though the mammoths are in hot pursuit
>All of a fucking sudden - Dragon reinforcements out of fucking nowhere
>Thinking to myself "this is a bit unfair, where the hell are the giants that tend these hairy bitches?"
>Continue watching the chaos, dragons are winning
>See red dots behind me on compass
>It's about 12 fucking giants
>Backup has arrived
>Giants and mammoths kill the dragons
>All of them then turn and run at me
>"nope.jpg"
>Haul ass out of there

Definitely my best Skyrim moment.
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