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Anonymous ID:5v358VVV No.489587684 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Quoted By: >>489587743 >>489591336 >>489591413 >>489591464 >>489598773 >>489599689 >>489601447 >>489602007 >>489606420 >>489606501 >>489606828 >>489607010 >>489607687 >>489607964 >>489609865 >>489611804 >>489611845 >>489611896 >>489611935 >>489614413 >>489614852
>be me
>be on 4chan
>see funny thread
>start to sweat
>my eyes twitch nervously as I scan the room for signs of danger, muscles tensed for movement
>all clear
>my fingers fly across the keyboard
>ALMOST THERE
>YES
>hit reply
>"you must wait 10 seconds to post"
>NO NO NO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
>Scan the thread again
>still all clear, what I wanted to say has not been posted
>type in wrong captcha
>type in wrong captcha again
>full panic mode
>gritting teeth, a snarling sound emanating from mouth, eyes bloodshot and focused
>FINALLY
>OH NO WAIT I FORGOT TO ADD SOMETHING
>ABORT ABORT ABORT
>YES
>quickly add what I was going to say
>Mother pops in. "Everything okay son?"
>"SHUT THE FUCK UP MUM I'M ON THE MOST IMPORTANT SITE ON THE INTERNET"
>Hit enter
>What the fuck


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