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I think these dumb foreign cartoons should be canceled. I mean Wak Fu? More like “Fuck You,” am I right? What? Oh no I don't mean those Japanese cartoons. I love anime. First of all it's pronounced "anime," okay it rymes with "man you're gay" get it right "jocks." Second I love that shit from Japan. Take any anime and you're in some lame-ass school watching some lame-ass character with a squeaky voice go about her boring day, next minute her double Ds are flopping everywhere and she's got some demon tiger dong up her ass and I'm like "yes! What took so long, I almost went 2 minutes without popping an underage rape boner! Oh my god, I haven't been this turned on by the trembling voices of children since the Michael Jackson trials.
Because anime is all about sex, lets be honest. That's why you nerds all show up to conventions thinking that you'll finally score with those hot vocaloid twin cosplayers like you deserve. Oh yeah, society may not get you but oh man, those cartoons, they are made just for you and the people that cosplay them get that. That's why they entered into the secret contract in your head by cosplaying as your favorite body-pillow whores. It makes perfect sense right? So why didn't they get the memo? Now it's sunday afternoon and you're feeling up a two hundred and eighty pound Yoko cosplayer with her booty shorts disappearing up her ass because these two sluts were too full of themselves to submit to your non verbal imaginary agreement like they were supposed to.
