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>I was once a young and innocent kit, born and raised in a deep forest
>One day, I decided to go on a journey to find my dreams, what I really want to be.
>'Maybe I should be a kawaii-desu aidoru,' I thought, 'It will be fun, I will be popular and everyone will love me!'
>Oh boy, I was wrong
>As the day goes by, I was getting tired
>Remembering what Mama Fox used to say, I decided to smell some wild roses along the sides of forest
>The roses smelled strange
>suddenly I heard a blood curdling scream, followed by sweet, cutesy giggle
>'What was that?' I wondered and put down the rose
>The voices came from the other side of the forest, where an infamous family lived
>As kits, we were warned not to go near the other side
>'it is dangerous,' Mama Fox would say, 'you will be eaten by scary monsters!'
>Legend has it, that a crazed sorceress by the name of Cathy built a family among the thick, wild, uncared woods
>They feed on the despair and fear of little innocent critters, Squirrel-chan once wandered too deep into the woods…
>He was never seen again
>I went into the woods out of curiosity
>'I won't go in TOO far,' I said to myself, 'I will just go see what that was, I can get out easily!'
>Deeper and deeper into the forest I went, the strange smell got stronger
>Slowly the sunlight was blocked out by the thick, tall trees
>Shuddering, I took out my blanket and wrapped it around myself
>It was getting cold, real cold, and dark
>Really, really dark.
>I sniffed the air as my sight was blurry
>I caught the strange smell, it smelled sickly sweet
>I didn't know what I was running into…
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