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ITT: this is why you're fat

>roommate always buys 10lbs boxes of bubba burger
>really cheap, grisly, fatty, fast food quality ground beef
>go to grocery store with roommate, point out ground beef is on sale
>suggest he buy a big tray of ground beef and freezer paper. form his own patties and freeze in ziplocks
>will be cheaper, taste better, and a bit healthier
>'but why would I do all that when I can just buy a box of bubba burgers?'
>proceeds to buy 2 boxes of bubba burgers
>this is why you're fat john
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