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No.2781250 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
hi i need a food list for 3 days including all meals of the day and it need to be as healty as possible and if i wont get this i probably will get an F on my food class. so thats why i come to you /ck/ the internet superheros of food . plz @u@
pic related: not this kind of food
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No.2777459 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
COCKTAIL THREAD

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There is this guy out here in Vegas, an absolute cocktail prodigy. He whipped this up one evening because I wanted something made from Kraken rum.

1.5oz of Kraken dark rum
1oz of Crusoe light rum
2oz of pineapple juice
a drizzle of balsamic reduction (the thick syrupy kind)

Mix, pour over ice, top with ginger beer.

Fucking GODLY.
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No.2781158 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Rum is the best hard alcohol, or so I am told.
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No.2781211 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
I present to you.....the Fat Man's Breakfast......

2 sausage links
1 hotdog
1 egg
1 1/4 thick slice of ham
4 slices of bacon (thick sliced)

Fry the sausages and hotdog in vegetable oil.
Next, fry the egg until it is over easy.
The ham is next, fry until it is to your liking.
Fry the bacon until crispy.

Place the sausages and hot dog on the plate (sau. htdg. sau.), put the egg on top, followed by the ham. Drizzle with ketchup. Put the bacon on top.

No.2780075 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Wetherspoons are a bunch of fucking scamming faggots.

>order curry with extra shit
>one of the bits of extra shit I ordered is missing
>notice halfway through eating, can't be bothered to go and tell them

>order burger
>burger comes with 6 onion rings
>burger arrives, there's only 5 onion rings
>don't notice until the waitress has already gone, don't care enough to complain

>order large breakfast
>includes 2 sausages
>meal arrives, there's one sausage
>I'm pretty pissed off but am too hungry to care and would rather just eat than walk up to the bar and complain
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Casseroles?

No.2779935 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Was told to bring casserole to potluck kinda deal. Never really made one before.
ITT: Casseroles...
Thanks!
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No.2781007 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Hi there, I'm a newfag requesting the recipe for multicolored white chocolate brownies. I want to make cupcakes as seen on the pic. Does anyone know what recipe I mean?
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!!w5Z5L/qWrmp No.2778662 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
I saw a thread earlier with a "live crab" dispensing machine. Brought to the fore of my mind a nagging issue I've been struggling with lately (how we treat those live animals we ultimately eat, before and after slaughter). That photo of the crab about to be killed, you know the one... It's only a crab, after all; but I can't help feeling it's owed a little respect and gratitude (even though it's not developed enough to sense or appreciate it).

Surprised that no-one has raised a moral objection to live animals being sold/treated/ unthinkingly used in such a crass way.

Imagine the horror of human beings being farmed in such a way, for food, and then sold with such nonchalant commercialism, such inhumane, careless, implied brutality... Sometimes when I'm driving I see this too, cattle trucks jammed with living, thinking, feeling beings.

I'm no veggie but I am sometimes vaguely troubled by the moral implications of eating animals, even fish. I feel that everything has an equal right to life (there being no god to assign superiority/ primacy) and that we ought to show at least some respect/ sense of indebtidness or gratitude for those fellow living things we consume.

I particularly object to food that is killed too young or cooked "cruelly". Lamb- playful, happy little things- killed and cooked whilst babies because they taste better; lobster, boiled alive and for the same reason. Imagine babies killed by some foreign race because they are more tender, or adults being baked alive because it enhances their flavour.

These are, after all, living things with what passes for thoughts and emotions; desires and fears.

I just think they deserve for us to show them a little respect, gratitude and moderation.

May sound like troll thread but not... Just wondered whether anyone else had these thoughts/ was vaguely troubled by how we farm/ treat/ slaughter & cook animals.
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Fun Facts About Food

No.2778707 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Fun Facts about food! I'll start:

Tapioca comes from the root of a plant that is poisonous before it's processed.

Hard Mode: Stuff you already knew / didn't google.
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