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!BAj1pE4MxI

!BAj1pE4MxI No.3545439 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
So according to /fit/ you guys are fat as fatass, I really don't want to believe because I like you guys.

So...are you?

Also could you guys post some great healthy recipes in lieu of this unfortunate stigma?
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!ozOtJW9BFA

!ozOtJW9BFA No.3522464 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
>go to macaroni grill

>order the grilled macaroni

>sir, that's not on our menu

>walk out
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!En1je1qwIc

!En1je1qwIc No.3526739 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
What kind of milk do you guys drink?
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!!9tpWMDvpAAL

!!9tpWMDvpAAL No.3468246 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
A friend handed over a 12" cast iron pan to me that she no longer wanted (citing that it was too heavy for her). Pic Related. As you can see, it's suffering from a pretty spotty seasoning, with visible discoloration and rust, and a rough surface of gunk and build-up all over it. It didn't seem so bad at first, so I attempted to touch up the seasoning on top of itself, but even as I rubbed in some shortening onto its surface, tiny shaving of the black seasoning and gunk would come off and get stuck to the paper towel. I figured this would be a perfect opportunity for me to try my hand at stripping, cleaning and reseasoning cast iron cookware for the first time, and I wanted to try the often linked Sheryl Canter method which employs flaxseed oil as its supposedly superior polymerizing medium.
I'll be stripping it and cleaning it as she describes here:
http://sherylcanter.com/wordpress/2010/01/perfect-popovers-and-how-to-clean-reseason-cast-iron/
Then ignoring her initial avocado oil run in that post to attempt her "black rust" + flaxseed oil reseasoning methods here:
http://sherylcanter.com/wordpress/2010/01/a-science-based-technique-for-seasoning-cast-iron/
http://sherylcanter.com/wordpress/2010/02/black-rust-and-cast-iron-seasoning/
I figured I'd take a couple pictures throughout the process and detail any snags I run into. It's probably going to take a couple days, but if the thread lasts that long I'll detail anything I come up with in here.
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!hFVZ20cIZk

!hFVZ20cIZk No.3481729 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
What we have here is a Totino's Party Pizza. This is America's No. 1 best selling frozen pizza.
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No.3421817 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Food porn thread, anyone?
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No.3378400 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
I had a one night stand with a super skanky chick one night a while back. Her vag tasted so fucking tart it was all I could bear.

Around this time I was trying to get a good sourdough starter going.
I was making her breakfast and looking at the lifeless starter I had just started the day before and i had an idea.
I went over and started kissing her and slid my hand up her skirt and started to fingerbang her unmerciful when I was done I swished my finger around in the starter.

Best fucking bread I have ever made but I think I killed my starter so I have to go out to the bar and find another skank.
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!fUKYEAH.y6

!fUKYEAH.y6 No.3375866 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Food porn thread? Food porn thread.

Just look at this slutty little girl. She has layers upon layers to her personality, a literal cakeception.
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!7xTeaFagBY

!7xTeaFagBY No.3359176 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Thread Porn Food.
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!eco7JXvO02

!eco7JXvO02 No.3311229 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
ITT: we post pictures of food and Brits tell us what they call it in their gibberish language

I'll start with pizza
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