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!Seared4Qro

Fictional Restaurants/Bars

!Seared4Qro No.3312273 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
THIS IS THE FICTIONAL RESTAURANT/BAR THREAD.

Krusty Burger

"I, personally, am going to spit in every fiftieth burger!"
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!WiReDGnEy6

!WiReDGnEy6 No.3310888 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Have you tried making this /ck/?
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!tJbxCiP6kc

!tJbxCiP6kc No.3298544 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
What if /ck/ was only used by women aged 30-65. How would it look?
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!XndHGnsd42

!XndHGnsd42 No.3268793 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
United States: The Revis family of North Carolina

Food expenditure for one week: $341.98
Favorite foods: spaghetti, potatoes, sesame chicken
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!VJpjhPW18Y

!VJpjhPW18Y No.3170489 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Recipe Images That Any Idiot Can Make

I want some recipe images, but I can't cook worth shit (and I don't have the time to learn how). So post some good ones that are brain-dead easy to make. I mean EASY. Like grilled cheese and Ramen fucking noodles easy. Food and drink both welcome, but let's not flood the thread with that video game cocktail shit.

I'll start things off by posting complete scans of an old book called "Jack & Mary's JELL-O Recipe Book" and then some additional Jello stuff.
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!!8AVbT/7HjDp

Prison Food

!!8AVbT/7HjDp No.3176535 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
/ck/ any food tips for prisoners? I didn't do it.
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!!g6AUaDAmPYX

!!g6AUaDAmPYX No.3167052 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
>Local manchild decides to throw a house party around halloween
>Manchild has basic cooking knowledge, asks everyone for advice
>Suggest pumpkin soup/stew/whatever for autumn theme
>Manchild considers that "faggot stuff" and decides to cook some kind of onion meal
>He cannot figure out onions at all
>Get invite to halloween house party
>Open unlocked front door
>Bottles of cheap beer everywhere
>Everyone is vomiting all over the place
>The vomit is vomiting
>The moon is vomiting
>Manchild is stamping up and down while shrieking that no one appreciates the effort he put into his cooking
>Frat boy spews all over Manchild
>Fistfight breaks out
>Fistfight turns into an all-out battle
>People slipping and sliding on vomit
>Turn around and leave

Cooking disaster stories. I know you have them.
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!!lo8qqZXyFSQ

Natural Harvest

!!lo8qqZXyFSQ No.3166359 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Since people seem interested in this I'll upload scans of it
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!aO5Mv7EC6.

!aO5Mv7EC6. No.3152702 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
/ck/ I recently saw this pic in a life hack thread, it got me thinking and I did a bit of research and plan on attempting it myself.

Any tips and/or other booze i can make with simple ingredients a 18 year old can purchase?
need something with less fermentation time
TL;DR How can i *make* my own *good* alcohol fast
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!uxLC4tIV1w

!uxLC4tIV1w No.3126090 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Mixed Drinks

anyone know some good mixed drinks?
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