>vegan friend over yesterday with bunch of other people

>i invited them all over for a cookout

>told the vegan i got tofu hot dogs just for him

>he smiles and thanks me

>grill them up

>they're actually turkey dogs, but he doesn't know and is fooled by the texture

>hey anon these tofu dogs are great, thanks again man

>you're welcome :)

Got a big reduced-for-quick-sale italian bread and sweet sausage today. I need some good garlic bread recipes!

MAKE JOHN CENA A CHAMPIONSHIP DINNER

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What's wrong with cranberries? First they make craisans, cranberries pretending to be raisins. Then I got this bag of trail mix with tangy orange-flavored cranberries. What? Cranberries weren't satisfied imitating raisins, now they have to pretend to be oranges? And not even regular oranges. Tangy oranges.
Cranberries. Fruit with lowest self esteem.

>foam
>foam everywhere
So what does /ck/ think of Cooking With Gelatin, featuring Doucheface McWhinybitch?

im currently having this diet with only 1000 calorie intake per day so i was wondering if you can come up with any recipes i could use.

i basically need to eat three meals a day which would equal around 300 calories in each meal.

any ideas?

since the last thread succumbed into bickering about health issues lets not have any of that but just cooking related posts.

ill also post my calorie intake each day just to keep my self in check. starting now:
diet yoghurt, 80
vegetable spring roll, 200
40 grams of ice cream, 100
2 litres of pepsi, 10
one zucchini, 50
2 tuna sandwiches, 500

Why the FUCK are these things SO ADDICTIVE! I'm not addicted to anything. I don't smoke, drink, do drugs. But when i get a bag of these, I can't help but eat the entire thing in one seating. :S

Is there crack in this or what?

finnish food culture? Discuss.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Finnish_cuisine

Pic related: Its what I just ate. Makkaraperunat.

1. a cheeseburger topped with fried egg and bacon
2. 10 hot wings
3. french fries
4. 7 slices of bacon
5. celery with blue cheese
6. a breakfast burrito

9001. some overly salty biscuits from a can

Has anybody ever tried selling cotton candy? I volunteered at a circus today and the profitability of it seems huge. You make about $1.85 per $2 bag if there's 2 oz of cotton candy in each, so paying off a $600 machine would be accomplished in no time if you went to a fairground. The guy I was helping said he paid off his personal machine in just two days at a fair. The flossine is $12 or so a pound, and the stuff lasts forever, so its costs are negligable. I'm seriously considering getting one and selling "gourmet cotton candy" - see, if I had a bunch of different flavors instead of just blue and red, people would be willing to pay a little higher since they would think grape and pina colada cotton candy was rare. Little do they know, it's as easy to get as blue and pink.