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Welcome to Oldfriend Archive, the official 4chan archive of the NSA. Hosting ~170M text-only 2003-2014 4chan posts (mostly 2006-2008).

[1395153897] Computer Code

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Programmed instructions are referred to in general as code. Programs are usually written in a programming language like Fortran or Pascal. This is the source code, which is then translated into a form the machine can recognize: machine code.

[1395093135] Adsl modem

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i have a problem with my modem, i think.
the adsl connection is stable. but the lan is very unstable.
i tested the cable and the network adapter by using a switch. they were ok. but the modem keep unstable.
i cleaned the ports.
it usually do not work when i first start the computer. so i go back there click on reset on modem. after more or once, it works.
it can works for hours without problems. or keep stopping several times in minutes.
i am about to buy a new modem. but i am not sure if it is the real cause. any advice?

[1394003012] Useful Applications

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What are some of the useful applications your use in your PC? My first is Ge.tt : http://ge.tt

[1393796535] Password Typing

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Alright, so I have to write an exam with the supervision of a proctor (I'm webcaming/screensharing). The last thing I need to resolve is the proctor TYPING the password which allows me to access the exam. He/she must do so privately. My question is: is it possible to type a password asterisk'd and then send it to me via text so I can copy and paste it without seeing it?

Thanks.

[1392801773] virus

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Hi guys, I recently got some malware installing jdownloader 2.
Everytime I start my firefox the starting page is something called sweetpage. I allready deinstalled the the add-on initially causing this, and changed the starting page back to google in the settings. But it still keeps getting changed back to sweetpage everytime i start firefox again. I have installed Bitdefender, didnt remove it either. Any tips what to do or which programm i could use to get rid of that piece of shit??

[1392528577] Keyboard Shortcut help?

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Long story short, one of my keyboard shortcuts stopped working recently and idk how to fix it.

CTRL-V (paste) doesn't work but CTRL-C does, the V and CTRL keys work fine, but the paste function is simply not there, anyone have any ideas?