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>>7703 FUCK YEAH, I KNOW THAT GIRL TO THE LEFT
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disclaimer: I am not necessarily affiliated with 4chan in any way... but... How many people would be interested in attending some sort of 4chan-run and 4chan-oriented convention? Say something about general 4chan stuff; anime, video games, internet, comics, cartoons, warhammer, internet celebrities... I bet we could even convince Snacks to host a real life Midnight Snacks. Would you people be willing to pay, say, ~$30 for a weekend like that?
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Not worth 30 dollars. Perhaps ten or five. I could see this as being pretty fail.
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>>7861 moot himself said /tg/ is the best board on the site. deal with it.
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>>7852 Eh. Maybe not an entire weekend, and certainly not the size of Otakon, but I'm sure we could swing a 1-day event.
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$30? Fuck no. Make it free/cheap general admission like Comiket or that Finnish or Sweedish convention. Charge moneys for dealers/artists alley folk.
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anybody go? Pictures? Did you see the pope there?
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HEY 4CHAN!!! Anyone got any pics of me? i was the guy giving out all the hugs at the rave....
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^The very definition of inbred retard.
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That appears to be pointing at you anon. but its all good...;)
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Did i ever tell you /con/ about the time i was balls deep in this guys asshole. Then he asks me for a reacharound. And i reach around and the guy had an erection! What a fag!
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So did anyone else notice how awesome this dealer was? Me and a friend went up and each bought a one piece random figure. I just wanted a Robin, and he had one out of the box on display so I asked him if I could have that. My friend called me a cheater, and the dealer was all "HE NOT CHEATER, HE CLEVER" So then my friend says to me something about buying another figure, and the fucking asian is all "OH, YEAH, YOU ADDICTED NOW, NOW YOU BUY MORE CRACK, YOU NEVER STOP" later we came back on he was on the phone with his girlfriend or something telling him to bring him some damn food, the whole conversation was pretty lulz but I mostly just remember the "BITCH? I NOT YOU BITCH, YOU MY BITCH, NOW GET ME A SANDWICH" all while dealing out anime crack. He was so badass.
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>>6840 What's this guys name?
He's my new hero.
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Like how old is this guy, like 40?
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Lulz, I used to work for this guy at his store that's set up in San Francisco's Japantown. Ended up getting fired because one of the co-workers decided to be a dumb bitch and store some of her Japanese VHS tapes at the store, resulting them being taken by random customers while they were set up in the open. I ended up getting the blame for it, with him saying that they shoplifted the damned things, even though they weren't priced to sell nor were put in the inventory. One thing about Shawn I didn't get. Dude lives all the way in Fresno, yet sets a shop in San Francisco. That, and he was hardly ever at the shop other then to restock stuff. He also went on about how Pokemon saved his life financially, and that people should buy more of it. BTW, Shawn's Korean, married to a Japanese chick, and has two young daughters. That's enough lulz to go around.
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INTERRUPTING THIS BOARD FOR AN EPIC NEWS REPORT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxWgRY1I_SI
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>>7623 To be fair, they only flashed for a second as they scrolled down a page. Although it's kinda dissappointing they didn't have oh ho in there.
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is american tv really all like that?
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>>installed a phone tracing system a phone with caller id? that's her phone tracing system? LOL local news.
>>online childrens games like "Habbo" hotel Habbos is a children's game? I thought it was a WOW/Second Life style nickel and dimeing social-life-substitute.
>>7822 >>is american tv really all like that? yes, local news stations need to build up their ratings using exaggerated alarmist panic-inducing reports in order to survive.
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this can't be real, it's just.. holy fuck the reporter has to be a /b/tard. "lulz killer" this is fucking hilarious. why didn't they mention "stay away from 4chan/7chan".. ..BOUGHT A DOG? LULZ OH MY GOD
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>>7840 Because its a secrete site.
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anyone know how much it would cost for 4 people from south texas to drive up to otakon next year? including hotels, gas, and food would be VERY helpfull
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>>7708 Where is your harbl?
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you could also just take the train to baltimore and eat at mcdonald's every day
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you could take a Greyhound bus and pay like 80 dollars. But well, you may sit by some dubious people.... but hay, its no different than sitting next to any /b/tard
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Lets just say that you live in Dallas, which is the biggest major city closest to Baltimore. Thats 1366 miles Assuming that the adverage car gets around 21 miles to the gallon and that its a 15 gallon tank. It could cost about $225 one way or $450 round trip. Which is around $112.50 per person. If you stay at a hotel for 3 days it would be around $200 per day or $600 total...$150 per person. (assuming the prices stay the same as they are now). Food would be around $50 per person if you eat subway or something like that. And passes would be $50. This would be $360 per person....Kind of steep.
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/r/ pic wit kid with long hair n sign that had harry potter spoilers on it... bonus if u has pics wit pplz reactions of horror in it.
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>>6696 That WAS an organized meet. Snakes on a Plane Premier raid, Helsinki, Fall 2006, Winland.
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sup i live there
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>>7796 with Suomiseiseki right there in the middle
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oh lawd
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black guy is cardcaptor will
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emo girl is snacks' girlfriend.
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>>7792 pics or it didn't happen
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This will probably be the last time 4chan is invited to Otakon Why? Attacking a staff member. Don’t say you didn’t know the person was staff, the staff badge around her neck was plain enough to see. Grow up, because you don’t like furries in /d doesn’t give you the right to attack someone in real life. Don’t like the ban on signs? Rules were made so that the convention can be enjoyed by all, deal with it. Don’t like the rules, don’t go to the convention. Being insulting and harassing to the staff while on line, who needs that crap. It cost’s Otakon money to allow 4chan to run a panel. There are many groups that would like that chance. Why should Otakon invite 4chan back if there is nothing but grief and problems? By acting the way you did, you told Otakon what you thought of their invitation to run a panel. They’re not going to take the panel away from you, you’re giving it back to them.
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>>6370 Your post sucks, but that picture is fucking great.
Why hasn't 4chan figured out that 4chan exists solely on the internet?
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What do you think is going to happen when you get a bunch of immature teenagers who are hopped up on hormones and a low sense of self worth in a room with nothing to do? 90% of 4channers are pathetic shitstains and nothing but trouble. If you're going to have another panel you need to figure out a way to weed out the morons (everybody else) and make it open only to valuable members of the community (me). The best way to do that would probably be by not having 4chan at a fucking animu convention that's already full of weepy weeaboo faggots. The kind of shit these kids pulled probably would have gone unnoticed if it had happened at a convention that wasn't specifically made for overweight pussies who live with their parents and jack off to cartoons every night.
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>>6370 I totally agree with this.
4chan is big enough now to have its own con, that could draw vendors for each of the boards.
As a /v/ citizen/troll I wouldn't go to an anime convention simply because I fucking hate anime fans, but I *would* go to a 4chan convention because there would be some not-anime stuff there.
Hell, if attendance was high enough and the con was held in California I could basically guarantee that my company would buy booth space to sell t-shirts and stuff.
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Well, it's not like Anon can't just organize themselves in an area of the con anyways, we don't need an official panel to have lulz
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>>5524 >>5507 These 2 posts represent, to me, the utter hilarity of the 4chan panel. Raging stupidity of the highest order, and it was funny as all hell. I laughed so hard I cried thru my afro. I am happy that I made it this year, for all the idiocy, fail/win/epic of it all. I LOL'd hard, and that is what is important to me. If 4chan gets B& forever after, we can look back and say the last time was the greatest time. And no furry, gopher, or staff-nazi can take that from us.
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