>>7788I have a very serious problem. I'm fucking crying because of how stupid I am.
Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured "cool, I'll just browse 4chan while I wait".
So I'm browsing 4chan, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she's crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on 4chan and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random thread on 4chan.
A shiny mootykins. Holy shit. (For those of you who don't know/care, shiny admins have less than a 1/1000 chance of appearing). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling "holy shit, YES", interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell "You don't even fucking care! YOU JUST WANT TO BROWSE THAT FUCKING SITE!" I'm still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny mootykins, when she walks over, and tosses the laptop against the wall. I run over and pick up my laptop hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly noticed that she broke it. My system and my shiny mootykins, gone forever.
I start screaming every obsenity I know, and started flailing my arms around. I didn't know she was behind me, and appearantly I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumbass and swinging my fists around. She yells out "FUCK YOU", and runs out of my house in tears.
What have I done? I've fucked up so badly, and I need to know how to approach her. I don't want a site like 4chan to be respoinsible for ruining my best relationship ever. Help me.
