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Okay, I don't understand this whole Otakon thing. Really, I mean, isn't it just some big convention where you meet the creators of some animated/online shit? Why would this even be remotely exciting?
I mean, yeah great, you can ask them stupid questions about the show or website that are so trivial that they can probably make up some stupid answer right on the spot, and then you can show them your HOLY SHIT AWESOME KAWAII COSTUME. I mean, honestly, would you really pay for tickets to this, then pay to board a plane, get there, pay to rent a car, then pay for a hotel room just to go to this? Not to mention what you had to pay for materials for that god awful costume...
Is it really worth it? For fuck sake, it's just a cartoon/website. Calm down.
4CHAN IS A MASSIVE CONTRADICTION WHERE ITS PITIFUL "MODERATORS" RULE WITH A CUM-COVERED IRON FIST. LET GO OF YOUR DICK AND EITHER WRITE REAL RULES OR ACTUALLY MAKE SOME FUCKING SENSE WITH YOUR RETARDED, SENSELESS BANHAMMER YOU FUCKING HIDE BEHIND. FAGGOTS! POST ENDING IN 00 IS MOOT SUCKING MY DICK. 2WICE.