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Fuck your Older Sister Quest

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Hey guys, I want to try a quick one shot 'game' with you. It starts with the next post, and ends when you fuck your sister. Of course, the world won't make this easy. It's ruled by Murphy, and Murphy has a law, that says every time you try to fuck your sister, something gets in the damn way

Throw some quick feedback at me here, and we can begin.

You are a: Boy/Girl/ Other
You are: X Years Old
Your race is:
You are: Adopted/ Blood related
Your special talent is: (Could be anything. Brute Strength, clever mind, hypnotist, mo 'fuggin' wizard.)
Lastly, any special requests about your sister such as looks, personality, etc. If not, I'll just write what I know, and I don't have a sister.

Most popular/ most intriguing answers will win.

As with all my games, every post will have a picture, because that's how /d/ should be.

I look forward to you fucking your older sister.