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So I just got into a huge fight with my friend because his gf borrowed and ruined my jacket.

>Wake up get ready for uni
>Notice my Acne Cassidy isn't where it usually is
>Don't give it much thought
>Get home, see roomate and his gf
>"Hey have you guys seen my jacket?"
>"Yeah sorry anon I borrowed it today"
>"That's fine just ask next ti...OH MY GOD"
>Big tear in left sleeve
>Tell her she needs to reimberse me
>"Lol okay how much? WHAT? THATS STUPID, YOU SHOULDNT SPEND SO MUCH ANON"
>Fight ensues

Wtf do I do guys? It's not like I'm rich, this jacket cost me like 3 weeks of pay.