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No.5015157 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
>spend all internet time on /fa/, /fit/, styleforum, etc.
>feel shitty about personal aesthetics
>wardrobe seems inferior
>step outside
>realize that everyone else is clothed in shit
>almost everyone else's face is hideous
>tfw you still can't feel good about yourself
>objectively accept that you look better than most people
>does nothing to boost self confidence
>convinced that everyone else is as jaded and angry as you are
>the false, angry image you create of other people combined with hatred of yourself results in never approaching girls
>feel confused when strangers are nice to you
>wish you could skip the introductory phases of friendship because you just want a chance to be good to someone

>friends say I'm attractive
>can't believe them
>their opinions don't matter because they don't understand aesthetics

>get complimented on outfit or specific piece
>immediately judge other person on their clothing
>decide that they're dressed like shit and their opinion is worthless

Does anyone else know these feels? All of my time online makes me feel awful about my face, muscles, and clothes. I go outside thinking that I'm a 6/10 at best, and my (few) friends tell me that I'm a 9/10 on a good day, and I can't believe a word of it. Styleforum makes me feel poor, and then I see people on campus wearing those $2 wayfarer knockoffs. And of course I feel scrawny after being on /fit/, and then realize that I'm in better shape than most people just from a few months of lifting.

And, obviously,
>tfw no gf
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/fa/ march on in the Babby Cup

No.5013756 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
/fa/ are about to continue their very successful babby Cup campaign with a match against /po/; a win or even a draw should put /fa/ to the next round of the tournament

http://www.twitch.tv SLASH germanbro

God willing we'll hear your GOAT: Being a dickhead's cool after Young Stalin scores
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No.4949316 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
http://acne.cust.cention.se/external/chat


Welcome to Acne Live Chat. Please wait, a consultant will assist you shortly...
You have been connected to Sebastian.
Zyzz : hello
Sebastian: Hello
Sebastian: Welcome to our live chat
Zyzz : i need help
Sebastian: How may I help you?
Zyzz : i don't understand your clothes
Zyzz : help
Sebastian: Could you specify?
Zyzz : what is the style
Zyzz : i bought a jacket and it has all these openings
Zyzz : i can't put it on
Zyzz : help
Zyzz : i bought ur jeans now i can't breath
Sebastian: I would say we are a contemporary ready-to wear fashion brand, with some more classic pieces as well
Sebastian: Try to unbotton the jeans and breathing will be easier
Zyzz : are you flirting with me i can't breath
Zyzz : this is serius
Zyzz : the clothes fit ok i just can't breath
Sebastian: That's a problem cause you should be able to breath
Sebastian: Solution would be to size up
Zyzz : i am not fat ok
Zyzz : SEBASTIAN PLEASE
Zyzz : i am a size 28
Zyzz : i AMMM 28
Zyzz : i will not size up
Sebastian: Ok
Zyzz : help me seabass
Zyzz : my friend told me i need kvlt wtf is that??
Sebastian: kvlt?
Zyzz : what is kvlt??
Zyzz : do you sell kvlt
Zyzz : help me sEBASTIAN I CAN'T SIT DOWN WITH TH
Sebastian: stay relaxed and bend your knees
Zyzz : its not wvrking
Zyzz : HELP
Zyzz : r you there
Zyzz : i am dying sebat
Zyzz : HELP ME
Zyzz : HELP
Zyzz : HEL
Zyzz : I AM
Zyzz : DYING
Zyzz : i can't breath
Sebastian has left the conversation.
Click here if you want to start a new chat.
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No.4821613 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
>Implying this isn't what you /fa/ggots want your life to be

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNHDk73PC3Y
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!b3hqyp/eoY

old-school inspiration thread

!b3hqyp/eoY No.4758457 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
male
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No.4754040 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
so /fa/ I don't usually come here but I just had an idea that I figured you guys were the ones to try out: roll the top of your pants down like shown, and attach a necktie in the center like a belt. now, I know what you're thinking, "oh wow that kid is so white and his pubes are kind of showing fucking gross," yeah but, a.) i included some of my arm so that you'd know I wasn't that pasty everywhere and b.) think about if they made pants that had shirt collars and "waist-ties" instead of belt loops and dried cow skin. pretty fucking classy, no? so yeah, I don't really have any neckties on me (surprise, surprise, right?) and I'm a little high so if someone has a big enough necktie or a small enough waist and can humor me by showing me how this will look, that'd be awesome.
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No.4719325 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
is anyone interested in a 90's high fashion dump
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No.4612315 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
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!ZxCHLOeFEI

!ZxCHLOeFEI No.4394426 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
why does everybody slobber over this fat bitch, /fa/?
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!ZxCHLOeFEI

!ZxCHLOeFEI No.4372538 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
what the fuck can I do with my hair?
it's fine as fuck, and my hairline is extremely far back.
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