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Anonymous
So, apparently, Bin Laden had a 25 million dollar price tag on his head. What kind of ridiculous, designer turban was he wearing?!
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Totalitarian Homosexual !!QSvwrQMMkoH
Totalitarian Homosexual !!QSvwrQMMkoH Tue 03 May 2011 04:45:00 No. 3401592 Report Quoted By:
Designer textiles can reach $200 a yard, or beyond, very easily. Turbans can reach 15 yards or more, that's 3k in fabric costs before you even get to his robes, beardressing costs, mustache dye....
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Anonymous
i have curly hair and i need a haircut. BAD. post some /fa/ curly hairdos.
Anonymous
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>>3398480 You can always straighten your hair. But yea, curly hair doesn't really leave out a lot of options.
Anonymous
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>>3398667 My hair is like this, but longer. I want some tips with it too. Was just talking about it.
Anonymous
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bump thread is relevant to my interests, also have hair like OP
Anonymous
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I have curly hair myself and tend to keep it short-ish. I can still run my fingers through my hair, with about 2cm left over the top. Best advice I can give you is to avoid letting your hair grow past your ears. Leave it short on the sides and have it somewhat 'rounded' and even all over, to avoid having a mushroom cut. As for curly hair maintenance, go for creams that boost curls. Also, leave in conditioners and treatments will make your hair look bouncy and decent. This is the only picture I could find which somewhat shows what I'm talking about.
Anonymous
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Sweet, curlybro thread. Growing my curly hair out at the moment, hoping to have it like this in about 2-3 months.
Anonymous
cut my own hair, do a good job, end up looking like a guido. am not italian
Anonymous
What hair clipper/trimmer did you use?
Anonymous
>>3401528 uhhh let me check
its vidal sassoon, its dark red/burgundy, and i remember it being like 30$ at walmart
its got a lot of attachments, i used the #3,2,1, and then no attachment for the fine trimming like around my ears and back of my neck
side view included
Anonymous
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>>3401523 Who you calling pinhead?
Anonymous
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>>3401541 Cheers bro, I need some clippers for keeping my hair undercontrol around the sides in between haircuts (I can't afford a decent haircut every month, so this works)
Anonymous
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>>3401515 Emphasising your long thin head with a tall pointy haircut was probably a bad idea...
Anonymous
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So /fa/, what is a males "cleavage." or how does a male dress seductively without looking like a Fabio imitator?
Totalitarian Homosexual !!QSvwrQMMkoH
Totalitarian Homosexual !!QSvwrQMMkoH Tue 03 May 2011 04:10:00 No. 3401536 Report >>3401527 Yes, blazers and a graphic T will get a girl to sit next to you on the bus, and from there in it's all a question of how sharp your game is.
Anonymous
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How do you know this?
Anonymous
>>3401536 Fantastic. Now off to find a non-pretentious blazer.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Personally, I think a blazer in completely informal setting, or the blazer/tee combo, is for faggots. If you're skinny or in shape, wearing button-downs with slim or skinny pants will make your shoulders seem broader. Unbutton the first button for standard use, the second for sex-mode. Rolling up the sleeves will make your upper arms seem larger too. Buy henleys, scoop necks, v-necks if you have to (although everyone and their mom is wearing them these days). Male sexy acheived without over-doing it.
Anonymous
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>minor in art >girls with bright and rainbow colored hair >bright and rainbow colored hair everywhere. Seriously guys.. stop this shit.
Totalitarian Homosexual !!QSvwrQMMkoH
Totalitarian Homosexual !!QSvwrQMMkoH Tue 03 May 2011 04:25:00 No. 3401561 Report >>3401553 huh
I guess my friend with a computation degree actually wasn't employed in engineering cuz u need an engineering degree for that....
Anonymous
>>3401542 enjoy your fulfilling homeless existence.
The Dirty Needle Coughs !flrbKpboQk
>>3401561 I've actually never heard of a "computation" major. Do you live in America?
Totalitarian Homosexual !!QSvwrQMMkoH
Totalitarian Homosexual !!QSvwrQMMkoH Tue 03 May 2011 04:34:00 No. 3401577 Report Quoted By:
>>3401570 I do. He doesn't. He studied Computation at Oxford and has generally been employed as a programmer.
>>3401563 Arts degrees have a very easy time finding work in salaried design positions. The skills are also applicable to freelancing on the side of whatever day job you take.
Anonymous
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>>3401563 I'll enjoy my fulfilling academic existence.
What's the matter, too stupid to be an academic?
Anonymous
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How to get rid of dark circles under eyes? They're not the lack of sleep bags...they are the make me look like Gareth Keenan type (pictured)
Anonymous
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eat healthier and get more sun
Anonymous
>They're not the lack of sleep bags >>3401567 >sleep ya fuckin idiot.
Anyways, OP, I have them too. They're hereditary and are caused by having thin skin around the eyes so the vessels underneath show through. Not much can be done, really, aside from using makeup.
Anonymous
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why would you get rid of them, in most cases they're sexy
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>>3401575 OK I'm going to ask the question... make up?
I'm up for trying it though.
What about glasses? I probably need glasses.
Anonymous
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tan. Certain races have the bags darker than the rest of the skin. If you're having irregular sleep schedules, not enough sleep, eat junk food at random times, fix your life.
Anonymous
Hey /fa/, I've got a question. I'm going to a somewhat formal dinner event tomorrow where the theme is casino/las vegas. I'm using this as an opportunity to do a "dry run" for an actual wedding I'm attending in a few months, so I want to look really sharp for this dinner tomorrow. My dilemma is this: Does the shirt (pin stripes) clash poorly with the tie? I have a solid white shirt (it's actually slightly textured, but not patterned), but I noticed it's rather sheer and you can see where the undershirt sleeve stops in a mirror pretty easily, so I'm a little timid about wearing it. So I guess my options are: Wear the pic related arrangement Switch the pin stripe shirt for a sheer white shirt ^ and forgo an undershirt ??? For reference, I'm planning on wearing a vest and jacket (or maybe just the vest for tomorrow's dinner, but definitely the whole ensemble for the wedding in a few months). Also, I do have a pretty nice quality black silk tie, but I don't think I have any other skinny ties other than the black one not pictured and this sort of checkered design one.
/fa/scist faggot !!ovdI0id3NeK
>>3401562 It's pretty fine, but I generally try to make sure that my patterns are of varying proportions and the stripes of the shirt seem about as wide apart as the stripes that make up the check. It's nothing awful, really, but just a personal gripe of mine.
Anonymous
>>3401566 Hmm, I see.
Would you prefer to see other combinations (black tie+pin stripes, current tie+white shirt, etc...) or is the pictured assortment sort of "close enough" that it's not really worth bothering to change?
TBH, I actually have quite a bit of respect for you, so if there's some way that I can hit the nail on the head and come up with an arrangement that really works (especially without having to go out and buy more clothing), that'd be pretty cool.
/fa/scist faggot !!ovdI0id3NeK
>>3401574 It's totally fine as is, man. Over-thinking it is the worst thing ever.
I'd personally wear something with a touch more color, but to each his own.
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>>3401578 Cool, okay.
I have a similar shirt to the pictured one except with blue stripes and further spaced apart (but same thickness and therefore fewer of them), I suppose tomorrow evening I'll just flip a coin and see how the winner fares. If I get compliments, success. If not, I'll try the other shirt at the wedding.
I'll leave this thread around in case a troll wants to instill doubt in me or someone is curious and wants to see something I mentioned (or has actual input). But if nothing else, thanks very much, /fa/
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So I bought some circle lenses and was curious about what other people thought of me in them. Just got them this morning, haven't worn them out yet. Here's 4 pictures. 1. My eyes with clear contacts in. Naturally dark brown. 2. Ion Circle in brown. 3. Angel Eye in black. 4. Mimi in green. Sorry about my hair, I just woke up not too long ago. Anyway, what looks best? Do any of them look outright bad?
twerp !jhN8iCOSfc!!YCnbTum/YVv
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1, cus is cooler yo
Anonymous
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I honestly can't tell the difference between the colors. Though if you are doing the gal look you are going to need huge eyelashes
Anonymous
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Looks scary D: #1 is the best
Anonymous
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>>3401360 You're better without lenses.
Anonymous
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Hey meerkat you're still pretty effing adorable and whenever you feel like marrying in your white jeans and docs, feel free to hit me up. I'll be waiting.
Anonymous
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What underwear does /fa/ wear? Pic is the second on google images.
Anonymous
turn safe search back on, your mother wouldn't be happy
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>>3401537 >implying my safesearch isn't on Moderate
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I'm going to order new shoes for the summer so post some recommendations. My budget is around 100 €.